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Greetings - My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.
 
El_Windex
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excuse me mr jebuiz y'har

I believe it's the year of our lord 2014
 
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am i the only one that read his name "jizz in her hair" ?

plz respond
 
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ive still never had sex
 
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Originally posted by andrewtabs
ive still never had sex


 
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what's it like in the future?
 
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Originally posted by Falcons84
what's it like in the future?


There is so much I need to tell you. But I must be wary because any manipulation of time could have unforeseen consequences. I think back to your Christ figure and how he acted as the catalyst for chaos, willing the Roman stranglehold to disappear. But I have no exact goals for this transmission; rather, I hope merely to inform you of a possible outcome for civilization, and perhaps this little foresight could allow… maybe we did make the right choices, but just in case.
 
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fuck off nerd
 
GhostMachine
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JESUS FOR KING IT IS!
 
Mysterio
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this, but unironically
 
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Originally posted by Falcons84
what's it like in the future?


Originally posted by andrewtabs
ive still never had sex


 
MojoSoDope
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Yo are dicks bigger or smaller in the future, thanks.
 
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^
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greetings user duo aka Jebuiz Y'har
 
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Yo, can you give us some more predictions? Thanks.
 


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