Warrior General Games

Time to figure out who has the strongest Division.


(2-1) Buffalo Gangstarz vs (1-2) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/727/729

***Game of the Week***
Buffalo has a strong defense that plays very well collectively and the #1 pass offense. My concern with this team is that the offense has been slowing down scoring less per league match up while the defense continue to allow more points each game. I am picking D.C Corrupt to win on this day- due to Superstar QB Suga Honey Ice Tea, who been climbing the League MVP Poll lately. I can sense the Politicians is on a rise.


(3-0) Jersey Goons vs (1-2) Charlotte Ninjas
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/728/731

Charlotte just don't stand a chance. With an All CPU team, you would have a better chance finding a colony of sexy horny virgins on mars. Jersey Goons are scheduled for a 4-0 start, as long as they just show up. Jersey should win their division and do well during these cross division tours.


(1-2) Montana Crocodiles vs (3-0) Alaska Assassins
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/726/733

Montana has 8 human players on the team with an inactive owner and no Staff. It doesn't take a psychic to predict Alaska will mud stump the Crocs into the ground. DE Rob Assassin is playing like a man possess. Alaska Assassins appears to be earning the respect of every team they play and increasingly becoming one of the top team among all rookie leagues.



(0-3) Milwaukee Breakers vs (0-3) Copenhagen Vikings
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/725/736

The only thing we get to learn here is which team sucks the most. I have Milwaukee Breakers winning but it would surprise me if this game ended in a tie. The worst thing about GLB is giving everyone a team. I am not sure what to suggest but anything would be better than our current format.



(1-1-1) Winnipeg Wrath vs (3-0) All Madden
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/735/732

Winnipeg has one of the most experience staff in this league but it wont be enough to counter the Talent of an All Madden team that was built by some of the best dot builders in the game. If I had to pick a sleeper team that could sneak their way into the Play-offs, I like the odds in favor of the Wrath. As owner of All Madden, I do apologize in advance for this massive beat down that you are sure to receive.


(1-1-1) Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves vs (1-2) Galactic Empire
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/734/730

This game was the other nomination for game of the week. For the last few days Galactic Empire have been extremely busy building their roster. Santa Fe made some even bigger moves by cutting their MVP Runner QB Joe Flynn and added QB Anthony Walker. I have Sugar Dwarves winning but Galactic is not going to make it easy.





Wish you all the worst luck. HAHA!

This was a Great post. Thanks for this.

Side note: The sugar dwarves will now be getting our best shot since you're picking against us! Bulletin board material!

Originally posted by djfenwick2002
This was a Great post. Thanks for this.

Side note: The sugar dwarves will now be getting our best shot since you're picking against us! Bulletin board material!

The fine folks over at the Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves always give it their best shot.

As an owner with a bunch of players on the Assassins....I thank you for the high praise

Where's your weekly ladder post? I want to talk about how the mushrooms from Adams are going to own any Roosevelt punks they happen to draw (except probably all madden)

None such post is needed. First off, we both know the shrooms are way overrated.

Should the Goons happen to lose which they won't but if for some reason Bort decides to bend me over this wireless metallic keyboard....

I will masturbate using icey hot as lubricant in a Taco Bell restroom.

And I hate Taco Bell restrooms. So Goons, you better pull through for me.

No pressure



fyi Franklin D. Roosevelt would beat the snot out of John Adams

Well I hope you plan to film it because it is going to happen.


I hate to break it to you -- but this is the TEDDY Roosevelt league. Like Teddy...this league can hardly string two steps together. Adam would curb stomp the teeth right out of Teddy's mouth without even breaking a sweat.


Goons...you're going to get beaten -- and beaten badly today. Enjoy some solid food while you can.

Thanks for the invite TxSteve... actually enjoyable reading. Funny how Maddencoach calls my team overrated. I did receive and invite to build a dot on his great team but seeing how everyone was c*mming all over themselves to claim a spot I decided not to build a dot for them. I did not realize my Shrooms were so overrated. On that not, that would probably explain why Maddencoach team of all-star dots has decline my challenge on two separate occasions. Guess my team is not on their level...

The Goons.... I did not even bother scouting the game. Not worth the time when I have to scout a real team this week in my league games. I was going to try my test playbooks out against the Goons to see how plays might work against average comp but I will actually use a real playbook for this one now. Maybe you can help him build a gameplan Maddencoach since no one in our poor Adams team is worth your time. I am just glad to finally play a team other than Galactic Empire in your league. They managed just to give up 42 in that one, but that is about what I expect this next game. Maybe next week when you lose to the Dragons I will finally get the opportunity to beat your average team Maddencoach.

Challenge sent to your average team Maddencoach... just tell the rest of your league you are scared! Just think.... your team can't even beat the second best team in the Bravo Division from the Adams League.

Hell Yes! Now we got ourselves a party.

Thanks steve for sending the sacrificial lamb.

Now that I baited you in here, You really should of mind your tongue.

You didn't hurt my feelings by not creating a dot. psshhh

I mean sure I wanted to kidnap you and bring you to my back yard, plant a bamboo plant underground then tie you to the ground and wait for the plant to grow through body; seeing as how it's one of the worlds fastest growing plant. huhn..? Pretty interesting...

But like I said, you didn't hurt my feelings.


Scrimmage games...No Record. No Thanks
I need you to feel the real thing.
The sick feeling you get in your gut.
You wont be able to avoid me. I will hunt your team down.

And when I do, I will force your jaws open and defecate down your throat.



p.s No Hard Feelings though

Originally posted by Maddencoach

Should the Goons happen to lose which they won't but if for some reason Bort decides to bend me over this wireless metallic keyboard....

I will masturbate using icey hot as lubricant in a Taco Bell restroom.


uh-oh. Somebody is going to be screaming in pain in a Taco Bell restroom...and it won't be because of explosive diarrhea (probably a first)

That's what suck about it. Guaranteed someone will be in the next stall with a bad case of mud butt.

Goons

You better dust yourself off and climb back

Congrats to the Shrooms for beating Galactic Empire 42-0 in a scrimmage game before the season started. I know I would be bragging if our team beat a rookie coach whose roster was half full of CPU at the time.

gg dc

madden coach fail on the prediction

Back at ya Chronic