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Sardonik00
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We, of the Yorick Pact, are men of infinite jest. Yorick's men have many flashes of merriment: we roar at the table, we gibe, we sing, we gambol, we have Jon Huntsman's mother carry us on her back a thousand times. Trust Yorick -- she can paint it an inch thick. In short, when we see something we want, we take it, and then smash it, and write a song about our taking and our smashing the thing that we wanted.

The skull of Yorick has heard of something new it wants to smash. It is called "The Syndicate." The skull of Yorick has done a Google search (thank God phones are voice operated now because Yorick hath no hands) and has read that this Syndicate claims to be an MMO guild founded in 1996, one of the oldest and largest. Oh ye Syndicate, the members of Yorick are older and wiser than ye. From ere your guild was founded, Yorick's trusted GM was accidentally killing reporters from Wired in MMOs.

Yorick does not like this competition. It does not like the Syndicate's universe of super stars. So Syndicate we mean to smash you and take the Lincoln League Cup. Of course, we are destroying you in the spirit of friendly competition. Trust us when we say: the skull always laughs at destruction.

Yours sincerely,

Sardonic
Yorick Pact
Edited by Sardonik00 on Mar 21, 2014 22:54:49
 
Mysterio
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Thats nice

My one-man team is going to run train on the league
 
Sardonik00
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Oh Mysterio, I feel somewhat sad that you have not been able to recruit even Jon Huntsman to make a player on your team. Jon, can you make this man a punter? Out of sympathy?
 
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<3 you to
 
CidBlack
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Ill be sure to sign you up to our kiss our ass club
 
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Yorick hath no hands, yet typed out a nerd novel? WTF?
 
Sardonik00
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I AM YORICK'S HANDS.

Don't ask what appendage Xavori is. It kind of sounds like sphinx. . .
 
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Originally posted by maxxmisery DTD
Yorick hath no hands, yet typed out a nerd novel? WTF?


Has no hands, he's 1 big dick !
 
redbox13
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You have the wrong Syndicate. This one was founded February in the Year of Our Lord 2014. And we do not take your idle threats lightly. We are currently working on counter spells, and banishment magicks that will return Yorick back from whence he came.
 
RANDOC
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Originally posted by redbox13
You have the wrong Syndicate. This one was founded February in the Year of Our Lord 2014. And we do not take your idle threats lightly. We are currently working on counter spells, and banishment magicks that will return Yorick back from whence he came.


Let DA BORG at em !
I'm sending challenge. We want to be the 1st Syndicate tm to crush these guys !
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
 
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don't be mad when we beat you into the ground and claim this years championship
 
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Originally posted by redbox13
You have the wrong Syndicate. This one was founded February in the Year of Our Lord 2014. And we do not take your idle threats lightly. We are currently working on counter spells, and banishment magicks that will return Yorick back from whence he came.


whoa, you speak this language?
 
sieg76
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syndicate are k001
 
Sardonik00
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Yorick will vindicate those who defeat the Syndicate.
 
redbox13
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Originally posted by Sardonik00
Yorick will vindicate those who defeat the Syndicate.


In that case. There will be no need for Yorick to vindicate anyone. Your statement of defeating the Syndicate is just silly.
 
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