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You know they say all teams are created equal but you look at The Fully Torqued Dry Guys and you look at Tampa Buy Thunder and you can see that statement IS NOT true. See normally if you go one on one with another team you got a 50/50 chance of winning, but we are genetic freaks and we arent normal. So you got a 25% at best chance at beating us and then you add Hollywood Knights in the mix and your chance of winning drastic go down. See with the 3 heavyweights in this playoff you got a 33 and one third chance of winning. But we have a 66 2/3 chance of winning cause Hollywood knows they can't beat us and they arent even gonna try. So Tampa Bay you take your 33 1/3% chance minus our 25% chance and you've got a 8 1/3% chance of winning this league. But then you take our 75 chance of winning from our one on one and then add 66 2/3 percents chance and we got a 141 2/3 chance of winning this title. So you see Tampa the numbers don't lie and they spell DISASTER for you in the playoffs.
 
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I feel significantly dumber for having tried to read that.
 
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But then you gotta factor in the try hard quotient. For every care given by a Dry Guy you have to subtract 2.5% from your chances of winning. It's a known code in the sim...kinda like Pep talks but the opposite because it hurts your teams chances.

In other words...save it for the game. You're gonna need all the help you can get.
Edited by DeeVee8 on Mar 13, 2014 06:49:41
 
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footdogs are going to hit so many touchdowns you guys will have negative points.
 
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we also had glb1 nerds saving their points. haha fuckin noobs. all points are assigned now
 
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Originally posted by kiolb
we also had glb1 nerds saving their points. haha fuckin noobs. all points are assigned now


Maybe instead of all the trash talk you could have taken some time to communicate with your team....a lesson learned for next season for you guys I think your about to feel the Thunder from Tampa...my only regret is that we won't get to play you guys in the title game
 
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all the trash talk? lol we're just being us braj way to be feeling inferior all the time bro
 
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Originally posted by william78
Maybe instead of all the trash talk you could have taken some time to communicate with your team....a lesson learned for next season for you guys I think your about to feel the Thunder from Tampa...my only regret is that we won't get to play you guys in the title game


quoted for lols
 
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Originally posted by william78
Maybe instead of all the trash talk you could have taken some time to communicate with your team....a lesson learned for next season for you guys I think your about to feel the Thunder from Tampa...my only regret is that we won't get to play you guys in the title game


omg trash talk in a football game omg omg

maybe man up a little and you'll have way more fun.
 
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Originally posted by william78
Maybe instead of all the trash talk you could have taken some time to communicate with your team....a lesson learned for next season for you guys I think your about to feel the Thunder from Tampa...my only regret is that we won't get to play you guys in the title game


Maybe if you guys would have won, you wouldn't be regretting so much.
 
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Lmao they thought I was joking about their 8 percent chance

THE NUMBERS DONT LIE
 
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GG Dry Guys.

You guys came at us with a lot of ZEBADG and my all run blocking o line just wasn't ready for it. I'm glad we're in the same league and I look forward to our future match ups in this rivalry. We're coming stronger next season! Good luck in the league championship!
 
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Originally posted by DeeVee8
match ups in this rivalry. We're coming stronger next season! Good luck in the league championship!


tbf you were running the same plays. We just executed a bit better today.

And we're resetting so you're lucky about that. But don't worry, I'll still beat you every season in Tiger league.
 
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