Kind of bored this offseason so figured I would mix it up a bit here in Gold.
Starting with the West.
1) Short Bus Window Lickers
-Very original and always have had a pretty cool team logo that goes with the team name. I still remember the insults back in the day whenever someone saw a short bus riding around.
2) Chicago 85' Bears
-Classic team and classic team name. Everyone remembers the Chicago 85' Bears lead by Mike Ditka. Considered one of the greatest NFL season all time. The Bears logo never seems to get old either
3) Crib Midgets
-Not sure how many strokes their team logo has caused but it is very cool and also a very original team name. This team has always been very recognizable by their team name and I have always been very fond of it since Silver 7 back in the day.
4) Ultimate Underdogz
-Lots of teams call themselves underdogs but their logo puts them over the top. Their logo is probably one of the best looking logo's in all of GLB.
5) Manila Vanilla Gorillas
-Seems like a very original and unique team name. The logo for this team is also very cool...One of the best in Pee Wee. The band Manila Vanilla has 183 likes on Facebook so seems like a popular name on there at least.
6) Jonesboro Redbirds
-Seems like a very original team name and looks like it dates back to the old GLB days. Anything related to the old GLB is great in my book. Team logo seems pretty cool plus the team owner shows it off himself using it as his user pic.
7) Straight Cocks Homie
-Not the greatest spin on the old Randy Moss quote but still a very unique team name. Also probably derives from one of the funniest quotes all time from a NFL player. Team logo seems to be taken from google images so that's part of the reason they are ranked #7
8) Sons of Anarchy
-This is a very good TV show and seems like a pretty good team name. I can't remember if Bmac made the team logo himself back in the day but I loved it so much that I carried it on to the current SoA.
9) Boston Minutemen
-Classic history lesson and also classic GLB name. I remember the Minutemen all the way back in season 13-14. Not sure if it's the same team owner but still a very cool name and logo.
10) Epic Holiday
-I really like the Halloweenish look and feel to this team name and team logo. I never thought anyone could make the letter "E" look so good in a picture.
11) East-West and Down Under
-Not really sure exactly what they were going for with this team name but it reminds me of East Bound and Down which is a hilarious TV show. The logo needs some work...maybe put in a picture of Kenny Powers.
12) Dr Morgus Presents The Zombies
-I don't know much about Dr Morgus whichis why this is ranked where it is. Still a pretty cool sounding name and I like the team logo.
13) OffTopica Believers
-Yello seems to name every single one of his teams this so not as original as it once was. It seems to have a lot of meaning to him but it doesn't seem like much work went into the team logo.
14) Gold Test Squad
-Really bland name but still pretty recognizable by most PWG owners. At least they have an original team logo.
15) Rent-A- Win
-I believe this is a pretty old Pee Wee name but I've never been very fond of it. The team logo also has nothing to do with the team name.
16) Deuce One
-Used to have an awesome team owner but he sold the team so no since in ranking a CPU team above any other team.
and the East
1) TazVikes Nordica
-This is just a great team name all around. Love the team logo and love the team name. Probably one of if not the best team name in PWG.
2) Fighting Gamecocks
-Original team name and also an original Pee Wee team with the classic SC logo. I like the simple yet tough name jkid sports for his team.
3) Requiem Revolver
-Pretty cool team name and a very cool team logo. This team also dates back pretty far in PW Gold and has always been a recognizable Pee Wee name. They literally describe the team name inside the logo.
4) Corrupted Mayors
-The team name and logo seem to flow together very nicely. This also is a very old and original pee wee team name. There also seems to be a good amount of corrupted mayors in this country..
5) Subversive Education
-To be a good teacher you must be able to teach subversively. These teachers are hard to come by at the college level. This team name is also very original with a pretty cool looking team logo
6) All Pro Falcons
-Must be a Falcons fan...Team name seems pretty cool but the logo is ripped off from the Falcons. Hopefully there are no lawsuits coming to A.I. anytime soon. Who knows we may be in for an A.I. vs Atlanta Falcons like Southern Cal vs. South Carolina.
7) Friendly City Psychopaths
-Pretty cool and original team name. The only reason they are ranked down here is because of the team logo. Not sure it fits the team name perfectly but it's not bad.
8) Columbia Pit Vipers
-This team name just seems to flow very well. Their team image is a little bit hard to recognize but the team name makes up for it.
9) EZ Company
-Anything related to current or past vets is a great name in my book. This was also made into a pretty famous name by the TV show Band of Brothers. Great TV show and amazing group of guys the fought for our great country.
10) Lincoln City Seals
-Not a bad team name at all but still sounds kind of generic and bland. I do really like the team logo though.
11) Little Ohio State PeeWees
-To be honest I rank this team this low because I absolutely hate The Ohio State University. It looks like I am one of millions of people that would have cried if Ohio State would have made the National Championship this year. It's not that I hate Ohio State themselves I am just a HUGE Urban Cryer hater. This is pretty normal though since I am a long time Tennessee Vols fan. I never liked him at Florida and still don't like him at Ohio State.
12) Jan Egeland Fan Club
-I'm not really sure who this guy is but it seems like he has at least a small fan club on GLB. Props to him for taking his fame all the way to GLB. How many other fan clubs do you see on GLB?
13) St-Truiden Youth Patriots
-Not really sure what's behind the meaning of this team name. St-Truiden is a small place in Belgium I believe. Not sure where the youth patriots part comes from. Overall just a weird team name.
14) Rock City Reptiles
-This guy and birdman seem to be battling each other for bad team names. I gave this guy the edge over Birdman just because Birdman has had bad team names for so long even after many changes. He just never seems to be able to get it right.
15) Rocks & Minerals
-Who knows how many times this team name has changed to something different and even worse than the one before it. I think it's about time Birdman hangs it up as a team name creator. At least he is much better at making and coordinating dots than he is at making team names.
16) Dotball Fairy Pirates
-This team name makes me feel like I'm buying a toy for my little niece. This team names comes straight out of Disney. I haven't seen very many little girls playing GLB and don't think there will be any anytime soon. So for now this name bottoms out the list of 16 and all 32. Please change this Ezra
That concludes the team rankings. Hopefully this rankings aren't anywhere close to the actual team rankings this coming season. Hope you enjoyed it!
Starting with the West.
1) Short Bus Window Lickers
-Very original and always have had a pretty cool team logo that goes with the team name. I still remember the insults back in the day whenever someone saw a short bus riding around.
2) Chicago 85' Bears
-Classic team and classic team name. Everyone remembers the Chicago 85' Bears lead by Mike Ditka. Considered one of the greatest NFL season all time. The Bears logo never seems to get old either
3) Crib Midgets
-Not sure how many strokes their team logo has caused but it is very cool and also a very original team name. This team has always been very recognizable by their team name and I have always been very fond of it since Silver 7 back in the day.
4) Ultimate Underdogz
-Lots of teams call themselves underdogs but their logo puts them over the top. Their logo is probably one of the best looking logo's in all of GLB.
5) Manila Vanilla Gorillas
-Seems like a very original and unique team name. The logo for this team is also very cool...One of the best in Pee Wee. The band Manila Vanilla has 183 likes on Facebook so seems like a popular name on there at least.
6) Jonesboro Redbirds
-Seems like a very original team name and looks like it dates back to the old GLB days. Anything related to the old GLB is great in my book. Team logo seems pretty cool plus the team owner shows it off himself using it as his user pic.
7) Straight Cocks Homie
-Not the greatest spin on the old Randy Moss quote but still a very unique team name. Also probably derives from one of the funniest quotes all time from a NFL player. Team logo seems to be taken from google images so that's part of the reason they are ranked #7
8) Sons of Anarchy
-This is a very good TV show and seems like a pretty good team name. I can't remember if Bmac made the team logo himself back in the day but I loved it so much that I carried it on to the current SoA.
9) Boston Minutemen
-Classic history lesson and also classic GLB name. I remember the Minutemen all the way back in season 13-14. Not sure if it's the same team owner but still a very cool name and logo.
10) Epic Holiday
-I really like the Halloweenish look and feel to this team name and team logo. I never thought anyone could make the letter "E" look so good in a picture.
11) East-West and Down Under
-Not really sure exactly what they were going for with this team name but it reminds me of East Bound and Down which is a hilarious TV show. The logo needs some work...maybe put in a picture of Kenny Powers.
12) Dr Morgus Presents The Zombies
-I don't know much about Dr Morgus whichis why this is ranked where it is. Still a pretty cool sounding name and I like the team logo.
13) OffTopica Believers
-Yello seems to name every single one of his teams this so not as original as it once was. It seems to have a lot of meaning to him but it doesn't seem like much work went into the team logo.
14) Gold Test Squad
-Really bland name but still pretty recognizable by most PWG owners. At least they have an original team logo.
15) Rent-A- Win
-I believe this is a pretty old Pee Wee name but I've never been very fond of it. The team logo also has nothing to do with the team name.
16) Deuce One
-Used to have an awesome team owner but he sold the team so no since in ranking a CPU team above any other team.
and the East
1) TazVikes Nordica
-This is just a great team name all around. Love the team logo and love the team name. Probably one of if not the best team name in PWG.
2) Fighting Gamecocks
-Original team name and also an original Pee Wee team with the classic SC logo. I like the simple yet tough name jkid sports for his team.
3) Requiem Revolver
-Pretty cool team name and a very cool team logo. This team also dates back pretty far in PW Gold and has always been a recognizable Pee Wee name. They literally describe the team name inside the logo.
4) Corrupted Mayors
-The team name and logo seem to flow together very nicely. This also is a very old and original pee wee team name. There also seems to be a good amount of corrupted mayors in this country..
5) Subversive Education
-To be a good teacher you must be able to teach subversively. These teachers are hard to come by at the college level. This team name is also very original with a pretty cool looking team logo
6) All Pro Falcons
-Must be a Falcons fan...Team name seems pretty cool but the logo is ripped off from the Falcons. Hopefully there are no lawsuits coming to A.I. anytime soon. Who knows we may be in for an A.I. vs Atlanta Falcons like Southern Cal vs. South Carolina.
7) Friendly City Psychopaths
-Pretty cool and original team name. The only reason they are ranked down here is because of the team logo. Not sure it fits the team name perfectly but it's not bad.
8) Columbia Pit Vipers
-This team name just seems to flow very well. Their team image is a little bit hard to recognize but the team name makes up for it.
9) EZ Company
-Anything related to current or past vets is a great name in my book. This was also made into a pretty famous name by the TV show Band of Brothers. Great TV show and amazing group of guys the fought for our great country.
10) Lincoln City Seals
-Not a bad team name at all but still sounds kind of generic and bland. I do really like the team logo though.
11) Little Ohio State PeeWees
-To be honest I rank this team this low because I absolutely hate The Ohio State University. It looks like I am one of millions of people that would have cried if Ohio State would have made the National Championship this year. It's not that I hate Ohio State themselves I am just a HUGE Urban Cryer hater. This is pretty normal though since I am a long time Tennessee Vols fan. I never liked him at Florida and still don't like him at Ohio State.
12) Jan Egeland Fan Club
-I'm not really sure who this guy is but it seems like he has at least a small fan club on GLB. Props to him for taking his fame all the way to GLB. How many other fan clubs do you see on GLB?
13) St-Truiden Youth Patriots
-Not really sure what's behind the meaning of this team name. St-Truiden is a small place in Belgium I believe. Not sure where the youth patriots part comes from. Overall just a weird team name.
14) Rock City Reptiles
-This guy and birdman seem to be battling each other for bad team names. I gave this guy the edge over Birdman just because Birdman has had bad team names for so long even after many changes. He just never seems to be able to get it right.
15) Rocks & Minerals
-Who knows how many times this team name has changed to something different and even worse than the one before it. I think it's about time Birdman hangs it up as a team name creator. At least he is much better at making and coordinating dots than he is at making team names.
16) Dotball Fairy Pirates
-This team name makes me feel like I'm buying a toy for my little niece. This team names comes straight out of Disney. I haven't seen very many little girls playing GLB and don't think there will be any anytime soon. So for now this name bottoms out the list of 16 and all 32. Please change this Ezra
That concludes the team rankings. Hopefully this rankings aren't anywhere close to the actual team rankings this coming season. Hope you enjoyed it!
Edited by Honey Badger on Jan 5, 2014 22:11:06
Edited by Honey Badger on Jan 5, 2014 22:08:10
I actually think the logo image (besides being poorly edited in MS paint), is actually from some stupid toy as well! haha
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