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Farside
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I'm not sure this is such a good idea.

I realize that sex offenders are a fast growing demographic in New Brunswick and I realize that sex offenders are football fans too, but I think the recently announced New Brunswick n00bs Sex Offender Night for the game on July 4th against the Grand Haven Mist is a bad idea.

I realize the n00bs is a business and that scarletmbb is just trying to figure out ways to increase revenue, but I think it's a bad idea and is in poor taste.

The details, as announced by the n00bs this morning, are as follows:

The first 5,000 sex offenders through the door will receive a Kobe Bryant action figure with removable trench coat (apparently Kobe is a huge n00bs fan). Additionally, n00bs cheerleaders will be dressed as scantily attired prison guards, complete with handcuffs and billy clubs. A halftime presentation will honor the USA #A7 Western Conference All Herpes Team.

Kobe Bryant will be in attendance as an honorary captain and will represent New Brunswick at the pre-game coin flip. He wanted to express his support for professional athletes being able to have sex anytime they want with whoever they want.

However some groups are not happy with the planned event. The Onion reports that the National Rapists Association, the nation’s largest association of rapists and rape enthusiasts, expressed its displeasure with being linked to the n00bs because of Sex Offender Night.

“Having the name of rape and rapists dragged through the mud by being associated with the New Brunswick n00bs is very upsetting,” said Buck Thurber, president of the group. “We have worked too long and hard to have our name sullied by the lowlifes playing on the n00bs. No one wants to be linked to such a disgusting group of thugs, druggies and deviants.”

The National Rapists Association has scheduled protests outside n00b Stadium. The group plans to be in attendance holding signs with the slogans: “Don’t Let the n00bs Debase Rape” and “Registered Sex Offenders: Yes. n00bs: No.”

I personally, am outraged by the promotion and think it is sickening. It's just a bad idea. The n00bs should cancel the promotion.
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burn_209
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Kobe didn't do it
 
martig101
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hahaha....freakin hillarious dude!! thats good stuff
 
Joe Leno
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Scratch Kobe, go for Shawn Kemp or Travis Henry.
 
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Originally posted by Joe Leno
Scratch Kobe, go for Shawn Kemp or Travis Henry.


Hold it now. Having enough children to work a mid-sized plantation does not necessarily make one a sex offender.
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kmart
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Lol where do you come up with this stuff?
 
LSU
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I wonder that every day that he puts one of these up.
Quite entertaining.
 
kmart
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It is. To be fair, my players choose to reside in Philly and commute to New Brunswick everyday. They feel safer there.
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Modok
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Originally posted by kmart
It is. To be fair, my players choose to reside in Philly and commute to New Brunswick everyday. They feel safer there.


Safer in Philly? that is saying something right there.
 
LSU
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My players prefer to reside in New Orleans.
They make the commute to Portland everyday as well.

It's one hell of a gas price.
 
cbraider90
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My players (mine personally) decided to quit going to practice and decided to stay home and work on their pimp hands. Ho's all over Dallas are now worried.
 
CRich
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Come on fellas, R. Kelly.
 
CRich
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Michael Jackson, Pee Wee Hurman
 
kmart
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Originally posted by cbraider90
My players (mine personally) decided to quit going to practice and decided to stay home and work on their pimp hands. Ho's all over Dallas are now worried.


It's practice y'all. Not a game, it's practice.
 
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Originally posted by kmart
Originally posted by cbraider90

My players (mine personally) decided to quit going to practice and decided to stay home and work on their pimp hands. Ho's all over Dallas are now worried.


It's practice y'all. Not a game, it's practice.


Exactly.
 
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