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.......................BREAKING NEWS........................
Comoros has been all the buzz as of late with the internal meltdown revolving around superstar RB D3. Comoros last game the star studded RB walked off the field right before the start of the forth quarter and never returned. He then went on to flame the organization to media sources and demanded a trade.
Speculation has been running wild as trades rumors spread throughout all of Africa and even the world. Sources claim teams from across the world expressed interest in the cocky superstar and both top seeded teams from Africa 3 went into a bidding war for the talent.
It is now confirmed that a deal has been reached that will send the star to Cairo along with Pro-bowl DT Brickhouse Jackson and KR specialist Lord Thomas Drake. This blockbuster trade is bound to cause quite the stir and we now sit down with Dirty Dirt Diggler himself to get the scoop.
Reporter: Thank you for sitting down with us today D3, we are excited to hear from you.
D3: Of course you are who isn't. D3 is like an all you can eat buffet where you keep coming back for 2nds cuz it tastes to good not to. I'm the total package and now I'm moving to Cairo where I'll be the final piece of a Forged Dynasty.
Reporter: So it is offical that you are headed to Cairo
D3: Yes the deal was sealed today and has been sent off to league officals for processing. Will is providing D3 with a private jet to fly down and join the team tonight and he told me hes already got a mansion ready for D3 that he recently purchased to help seal this deal.
Reporter: Cairo owner WillM bought you a mansion?
D3: what are you deaf? Yes he bought the greatest RB ever to grace gods green earth a mansion. Wills excited to add D3 to his franchise. Hes built a powerhouse and with me joining them they truely become greater then anything ever seen, they are truely PRICELESS!
Diggler smiles and stands to his feet where he holds his arms to each side and praises himself as he paces around in a circle showing off.
D3: Cairo without a doubt has the best RB duo ever to be seen. Smith is a real threat and together we are going to rock this conf. Smith will wear them down and thats where I come in to clean up and take it to the house. We both will steal the show and you might as well crown us both with all the rushing titles.
Reporter: So smith will remain the starting back in Cairo?
D3: Well its hard to call either one of us the starter, we are going to work as a unit, we both will put up 100 plus yards a game and together we become a force unstoppable. Not even a speeding bullet could stop us! Not even God himself could put together a defense to hold us back.
Diggler looks at his watch
D3: Well the grindiron messiah has spent anuff time gracing this place with his presence so I'll leave you will this. D3 IN CAIRO IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
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.......................BREAKING NEWS........................
Comoros has been all the buzz as of late with the internal meltdown revolving around superstar RB D3. Comoros last game the star studded RB walked off the field right before the start of the forth quarter and never returned. He then went on to flame the organization to media sources and demanded a trade.
Speculation has been running wild as trades rumors spread throughout all of Africa and even the world. Sources claim teams from across the world expressed interest in the cocky superstar and both top seeded teams from Africa 3 went into a bidding war for the talent.
It is now confirmed that a deal has been reached that will send the star to Cairo along with Pro-bowl DT Brickhouse Jackson and KR specialist Lord Thomas Drake. This blockbuster trade is bound to cause quite the stir and we now sit down with Dirty Dirt Diggler himself to get the scoop.
Reporter: Thank you for sitting down with us today D3, we are excited to hear from you.
D3: Of course you are who isn't. D3 is like an all you can eat buffet where you keep coming back for 2nds cuz it tastes to good not to. I'm the total package and now I'm moving to Cairo where I'll be the final piece of a Forged Dynasty.
Reporter: So it is offical that you are headed to Cairo
D3: Yes the deal was sealed today and has been sent off to league officals for processing. Will is providing D3 with a private jet to fly down and join the team tonight and he told me hes already got a mansion ready for D3 that he recently purchased to help seal this deal.
Reporter: Cairo owner WillM bought you a mansion?
D3: what are you deaf? Yes he bought the greatest RB ever to grace gods green earth a mansion. Wills excited to add D3 to his franchise. Hes built a powerhouse and with me joining them they truely become greater then anything ever seen, they are truely PRICELESS!
Diggler smiles and stands to his feet where he holds his arms to each side and praises himself as he paces around in a circle showing off.
D3: Cairo without a doubt has the best RB duo ever to be seen. Smith is a real threat and together we are going to rock this conf. Smith will wear them down and thats where I come in to clean up and take it to the house. We both will steal the show and you might as well crown us both with all the rushing titles.
Reporter: So smith will remain the starting back in Cairo?
D3: Well its hard to call either one of us the starter, we are going to work as a unit, we both will put up 100 plus yards a game and together we become a force unstoppable. Not even a speeding bullet could stop us! Not even God himself could put together a defense to hold us back.
Diggler looks at his watch
D3: Well the grindiron messiah has spent anuff time gracing this place with his presence so I'll leave you will this. D3 IN CAIRO IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Last edited Jul 1, 2008 16:37:41
