Peewee Gold Bites My Zombie Monkie – Owned by the fan, which makes sense. You’re just a fan of Gold home boy. The only thing that “bites” is the fact you’re in Gold. Get the Fck out!
UWF World Wrestling Champions - Owned by Killer Jones. You should rethink your user name because Killer Jones implies you’re a bad ass, however the only thing getting killed is your defense. Offensive coordinators start licking their lips knowing they are going to score over 60 a game and improve their offensive rank. You have a team name that reflects wrestling. Maybe you should stick with that sport because you suck at dotball, GTFO of gold!
OffTopica Believers – Yello1 is the owner. Believer is a good team name because every time one of your ball clubs enter gold, I know, wait I believe they will suck and lose most of their games and they always deliver. That’s keeping the faith brother. I will give you props for keeping the East-West matchup rather close but in the end your still 0-4 with many boosted players. You’ll probably pick up your first win in week 6 but it’s not enough for a Get the fck out of gold!
The Citadel Bulldogs - Milk Man – The Milk man must be busy doing other things than game planning because at 0-4 and a defense that is giving up 70 points a game I sure hope someone’s wife is getting nailed good. Not sure how you escaped getting the boot at 6-10 last season but this season it should be audios amigo. You will pick up a win for the first time this season next game but then it’s back to getting anal raped. Have fun keeping Taz under 90 points and by the way GTFO!
Dunt Hill Spazgazums - Runnin'Ute and Phantom of the Opera – Your next game is to see who the worst of the worst is. Both offenses and defenses are ranked 30th. Neither can score and neither play defense. I thought this team would do better than what they are doing but I dunt got that wrong as well. You need to please GTFO and you get a please from me because of those delicious avatars your players wear.
St-Truiden Youth Patriots – Patriots Guy – I like how you put your accomplishments in your owners notes. Will this season go on their as well or will we just forget to add this season ya know like you forgot to show up and play each week? Well at least you have youth going for you. Maybe we can get Bill Belicheat in here and get some spy gate going so you can win some games. You might pick up your first win in 3 weeks that is if your 28th ranked offense can score enough since your defense gives away points like a crack whore looking for as fix. I just got in touch with a crack whore and she told me to tell you to get the fuck out of gold.
Little Green Men owned by Osiris – yuga slavi not so many teagi shreppa yualltz niezmalle shlam – yeah that makes about as much sense as you being in gold with your 1 QB team. GTFO already!
Stone Mountain Redneck Militia – otterpop – Looking at your roster *Cough* cheaters *Cough* no wonder you can’t win games if your team of individuals all go inactive at the same time. Bunch of Rednecks must be out celebrating the inauguration of Obama care coming up next month. Once your trio of inactives become active GTFO out of gold!
Pink Patio Flowers – Birdman – I think the birdman might be wearing high heels and red lipstick singing “ya know you want it”. Something is creepy about the birdman and his themes. I think the theme should be Silver next season. GTFO already princess!
Boston Minutemen – Patriots51 – Another Patriots fan and they have something in common, they both suck in gold! I like you team note: I remember yadda yadda yadda, I remember last time I was in gold I sucked then too. GTFO patriots!
Requiem Revolver – ManogWar- I remember once a man who cried loudly all over the forums about inbreeding. Now this man grew old and became head inbreeder. He wrote many stories about how he and Brandy would go around team to team and spread their disease called bigotry. In the end, his closest love “RR” became ill and died a horrible death. They struggled and were very weak. Now the rest of the gold family has to take a stance and say GET THE FUCK OUT YOU inbreeding sum beech.
Cincinnati Chaos – Sliders – Cincis defense is sliding giving up 42 a game. Surprisingly his offense is 12th ranked. Hard to win when you give up 2 to 1 TDs a game. I’ll score 21 and give you 42. The Slider may slide to silver next season if he doesn’t improve defensively. I think it’s time to GTFO!
Corrupted Mayors – Kokken – hehehe you almost snuck up on me you sneaky sum beech. I chalked that game up as a freebie, then you come out and score 38 points on me, for that alone you can get the Fuck out!
Short Bus Window Lickers – yeah you may be 4-0, however you let a non boosted team score 38 on you, that alone gets a GTFO!
All Pro – You may be 3-1 but you gave up 70 yes 70 to Tazvikes, Without Carumba you might as well GTFO giving up that many points!
Redrum? Both sliders teams need to get the fuck out
Rookietown giving up 48 the last two games, you need to gtfo!
Minnesota coming within 1 TD of whodey? GTFO really?
Whodey allowing Minny within 1 TD and giving up 28 points? GTFO really?
Black Veil thinking he can keep the score under a 30 point spread against FGC – GTFO
Tazvikes not being the #1 offense currently? GTFO really?
Royal Cocks having the #1 offense? Cock smacked that alone deserves a GTFO
Jkid and his Fighting Gamecocks lose again to Whodeys Experiment? GTFO Ogh that comes in week 12, my bad
Hired Guns at 2-2? Got whooped by Bretheren Krewe of inbreds – GTFO
Chicagos team note: will be a partial boost and partial custom, I don’t think partials means what you think it means – GTFO
Jkid keeping the GTS full of players not his own each season and people actually want to spend money playing on that team knowing FGC is his baby? GTFO what is wrong with you people!
East West at 3-1 in the toughest conference in Gold? Who are these people? GTFO
Crib at 4-0 this season that alone deserves a GTFO!
Royal Cocks and Tazvikes – sure you have muscle at 4-0 during the season but once playoffs come ya choke! GTFO
And to anyone who is iffended and doesn't like my post, ask me if I care and I'll tell you to GTFO!
UWF World Wrestling Champions - Owned by Killer Jones. You should rethink your user name because Killer Jones implies you’re a bad ass, however the only thing getting killed is your defense. Offensive coordinators start licking their lips knowing they are going to score over 60 a game and improve their offensive rank. You have a team name that reflects wrestling. Maybe you should stick with that sport because you suck at dotball, GTFO of gold!
OffTopica Believers – Yello1 is the owner. Believer is a good team name because every time one of your ball clubs enter gold, I know, wait I believe they will suck and lose most of their games and they always deliver. That’s keeping the faith brother. I will give you props for keeping the East-West matchup rather close but in the end your still 0-4 with many boosted players. You’ll probably pick up your first win in week 6 but it’s not enough for a Get the fck out of gold!
The Citadel Bulldogs - Milk Man – The Milk man must be busy doing other things than game planning because at 0-4 and a defense that is giving up 70 points a game I sure hope someone’s wife is getting nailed good. Not sure how you escaped getting the boot at 6-10 last season but this season it should be audios amigo. You will pick up a win for the first time this season next game but then it’s back to getting anal raped. Have fun keeping Taz under 90 points and by the way GTFO!
Dunt Hill Spazgazums - Runnin'Ute and Phantom of the Opera – Your next game is to see who the worst of the worst is. Both offenses and defenses are ranked 30th. Neither can score and neither play defense. I thought this team would do better than what they are doing but I dunt got that wrong as well. You need to please GTFO and you get a please from me because of those delicious avatars your players wear.
St-Truiden Youth Patriots – Patriots Guy – I like how you put your accomplishments in your owners notes. Will this season go on their as well or will we just forget to add this season ya know like you forgot to show up and play each week? Well at least you have youth going for you. Maybe we can get Bill Belicheat in here and get some spy gate going so you can win some games. You might pick up your first win in 3 weeks that is if your 28th ranked offense can score enough since your defense gives away points like a crack whore looking for as fix. I just got in touch with a crack whore and she told me to tell you to get the fuck out of gold.
Little Green Men owned by Osiris – yuga slavi not so many teagi shreppa yualltz niezmalle shlam – yeah that makes about as much sense as you being in gold with your 1 QB team. GTFO already!
Stone Mountain Redneck Militia – otterpop – Looking at your roster *Cough* cheaters *Cough* no wonder you can’t win games if your team of individuals all go inactive at the same time. Bunch of Rednecks must be out celebrating the inauguration of Obama care coming up next month. Once your trio of inactives become active GTFO out of gold!
Pink Patio Flowers – Birdman – I think the birdman might be wearing high heels and red lipstick singing “ya know you want it”. Something is creepy about the birdman and his themes. I think the theme should be Silver next season. GTFO already princess!
Boston Minutemen – Patriots51 – Another Patriots fan and they have something in common, they both suck in gold! I like you team note: I remember yadda yadda yadda, I remember last time I was in gold I sucked then too. GTFO patriots!
Requiem Revolver – ManogWar- I remember once a man who cried loudly all over the forums about inbreeding. Now this man grew old and became head inbreeder. He wrote many stories about how he and Brandy would go around team to team and spread their disease called bigotry. In the end, his closest love “RR” became ill and died a horrible death. They struggled and were very weak. Now the rest of the gold family has to take a stance and say GET THE FUCK OUT YOU inbreeding sum beech.
Cincinnati Chaos – Sliders – Cincis defense is sliding giving up 42 a game. Surprisingly his offense is 12th ranked. Hard to win when you give up 2 to 1 TDs a game. I’ll score 21 and give you 42. The Slider may slide to silver next season if he doesn’t improve defensively. I think it’s time to GTFO!
Corrupted Mayors – Kokken – hehehe you almost snuck up on me you sneaky sum beech. I chalked that game up as a freebie, then you come out and score 38 points on me, for that alone you can get the Fuck out!
Short Bus Window Lickers – yeah you may be 4-0, however you let a non boosted team score 38 on you, that alone gets a GTFO!
All Pro – You may be 3-1 but you gave up 70 yes 70 to Tazvikes, Without Carumba you might as well GTFO giving up that many points!
Redrum? Both sliders teams need to get the fuck out
Rookietown giving up 48 the last two games, you need to gtfo!
Minnesota coming within 1 TD of whodey? GTFO really?
Whodey allowing Minny within 1 TD and giving up 28 points? GTFO really?
Black Veil thinking he can keep the score under a 30 point spread against FGC – GTFO
Tazvikes not being the #1 offense currently? GTFO really?
Royal Cocks having the #1 offense? Cock smacked that alone deserves a GTFO
Jkid and his Fighting Gamecocks lose again to Whodeys Experiment? GTFO Ogh that comes in week 12, my bad
Hired Guns at 2-2? Got whooped by Bretheren Krewe of inbreds – GTFO
Chicagos team note: will be a partial boost and partial custom, I don’t think partials means what you think it means – GTFO
Jkid keeping the GTS full of players not his own each season and people actually want to spend money playing on that team knowing FGC is his baby? GTFO what is wrong with you people!
East West at 3-1 in the toughest conference in Gold? Who are these people? GTFO
Crib at 4-0 this season that alone deserves a GTFO!
Royal Cocks and Tazvikes – sure you have muscle at 4-0 during the season but once playoffs come ya choke! GTFO
And to anyone who is iffended and doesn't like my post, ask me if I care and I'll tell you to GTFO!
well done!
