Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.485 ........ 14-0.... Cobden Muskrats
2.. ........ 4 ........ 6 ........ 0.469 ........ 13-1.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.531 ........ 11-3.... Oakland Suppressors
4.. ...... 14 ........ 9 ........ 0.526 ........ 11-3.... All The King's Royal Men
5.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.418 ........ 12-2.... District 9 Prawns
6.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.464 ........ 12-2.... THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL
7.. ...... 17 ...... 15 ........ 0.541 ........ 11-3.... Grocery Baggers
8.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.439 ........ 11-3.... Victoria Teabaggers
9.. ...... 22 ...... 12 ........ 0.546 ........ 9-5...... Vancouver Lions
10 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.536 ........ 9-5...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
11 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.469 ........ 10-4.... Legacy's Tonga Titans
12 ........ 5 ...... 11 ........ 0.490 ........ 9-5...... Thaaktown Razor Dawgs
13 ........ 9 ...... 19 ........ 0.485 ........ 9-5...... Orlando Midget Mafia
14 ........ 1 ...... 10 ........ 0.429 ........ 9-5...... Hammerfest Vikings
15 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.515 ........ 8-6...... College Station Aggies
16 ...... 10 ........ 4 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-7...... Puffington Magic Dragons
17 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.531 ........ 7-7...... Rhode Island Red Wolves
18 ...... 15 ...... 18 ........ 0.520 ........ 7-7...... Razorback Legends
19 ...... 11 ...... 13 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-9...... Belligerent Midgets
20 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.536 ........ 6-8...... Peach Stealing Monkeys
21 ...... 18 ...... 25 ........ 0.485 ........ 6-8...... Chicago Bears 85
22 ...... 19 ...... 23 ........ 0.495 ........ 5-9...... Leader Gaulois
23 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.505 ........ 4-10.... San Leandro Crusaders
24 ...... 27 ...... 21 ........ 0.505 ........ 3-11.... Rayz Bath House & Jspa
25 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-10.... Drunk Masterminds
26 ...... 29 ...... 24 ........ 0.546 ........ 2-12.... Chicago Sinners
27 ...... 23 ...... 27 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-10.... Houston Vikings
28 ...... 25 ...... 28 ........ 0.439 ........ 3-11.... El Camino
29 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-13.... Burlington Vermonteers
30 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.546 ........ 1-13.... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.510 ........ 1-13.... Delta Elite Dots
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.510 ........ 0-14.... The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.)
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
34 - 11 Chicago Hedgehogs def. Vancouver Lions
42 - 14 All The King's Royal Men def. Peach Stealing Monkeys
33 - 17 Oakland Suppressors def. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
46 - 3 Grocery Baggers def. Chicago Sinners
69 - 35 Orlando Midget Mafia def. Chicago Bears 85
48 - 8 College Station Aggies def. San Leandro Crusaders
44 - 10 Razorback Legends def. Rayz Bath House & Jspa
92 - 6 Rhode Island Red Wolves def. Burlington Vermonteers
122 - 6 Cobden Muskrats def. El Camino
29 - 23 THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL def. Hammerfest Vikings
121 - 7 District 9 Prawns def. Houston Vikings
31 - 18 Victoria Teabaggers def. Thaaktown Razor Dawgs
20 - 18 Puffington Magic Dragons def. Legacy's Tonga Titans
61 - 23 Belligerent Midgets def. Leader Gaulois
140 - 0 Drunk Masterminds def. The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.)
26 - 17 Moose Jaw Roughriders def. Delta Elite Dots
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
25 - 12 Cobden Muskrats def. Chicago Hedgehogs
1.. ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.485 ........ 14-0.... Cobden Muskrats
2.. ........ 4 ........ 6 ........ 0.469 ........ 13-1.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.531 ........ 11-3.... Oakland Suppressors
4.. ...... 14 ........ 9 ........ 0.526 ........ 11-3.... All The King's Royal Men
5.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.418 ........ 12-2.... District 9 Prawns
6.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.464 ........ 12-2.... THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL
7.. ...... 17 ...... 15 ........ 0.541 ........ 11-3.... Grocery Baggers
8.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.439 ........ 11-3.... Victoria Teabaggers
9.. ...... 22 ...... 12 ........ 0.546 ........ 9-5...... Vancouver Lions
10 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.536 ........ 9-5...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
11 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.469 ........ 10-4.... Legacy's Tonga Titans
12 ........ 5 ...... 11 ........ 0.490 ........ 9-5...... Thaaktown Razor Dawgs
13 ........ 9 ...... 19 ........ 0.485 ........ 9-5...... Orlando Midget Mafia
14 ........ 1 ...... 10 ........ 0.429 ........ 9-5...... Hammerfest Vikings
15 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.515 ........ 8-6...... College Station Aggies
16 ...... 10 ........ 4 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-7...... Puffington Magic Dragons
17 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.531 ........ 7-7...... Rhode Island Red Wolves
18 ...... 15 ...... 18 ........ 0.520 ........ 7-7...... Razorback Legends
19 ...... 11 ...... 13 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-9...... Belligerent Midgets
20 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.536 ........ 6-8...... Peach Stealing Monkeys
21 ...... 18 ...... 25 ........ 0.485 ........ 6-8...... Chicago Bears 85
22 ...... 19 ...... 23 ........ 0.495 ........ 5-9...... Leader Gaulois
23 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.505 ........ 4-10.... San Leandro Crusaders
24 ...... 27 ...... 21 ........ 0.505 ........ 3-11.... Rayz Bath House & Jspa
25 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-10.... Drunk Masterminds
26 ...... 29 ...... 24 ........ 0.546 ........ 2-12.... Chicago Sinners
27 ...... 23 ...... 27 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-10.... Houston Vikings
28 ...... 25 ...... 28 ........ 0.439 ........ 3-11.... El Camino
29 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-13.... Burlington Vermonteers
30 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.546 ........ 1-13.... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.510 ........ 1-13.... Delta Elite Dots
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.510 ........ 0-14.... The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.)
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
34 - 11 Chicago Hedgehogs def. Vancouver Lions
42 - 14 All The King's Royal Men def. Peach Stealing Monkeys
33 - 17 Oakland Suppressors def. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
46 - 3 Grocery Baggers def. Chicago Sinners
69 - 35 Orlando Midget Mafia def. Chicago Bears 85
48 - 8 College Station Aggies def. San Leandro Crusaders
44 - 10 Razorback Legends def. Rayz Bath House & Jspa
92 - 6 Rhode Island Red Wolves def. Burlington Vermonteers
122 - 6 Cobden Muskrats def. El Camino
29 - 23 THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL def. Hammerfest Vikings
121 - 7 District 9 Prawns def. Houston Vikings
31 - 18 Victoria Teabaggers def. Thaaktown Razor Dawgs
20 - 18 Puffington Magic Dragons def. Legacy's Tonga Titans
61 - 23 Belligerent Midgets def. Leader Gaulois
140 - 0 Drunk Masterminds def. The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.)
26 - 17 Moose Jaw Roughriders def. Delta Elite Dots
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
25 - 12 Cobden Muskrats def. Chicago Hedgehogs
You were complaining about being too low when you were at the top so the script is just getting back at you.
