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It's the Nachos....

Out fans thus far this season are yet to enjoy the ecstasy that is free nachos. Packet of off-brand tortilla chips? Cheese flavored goup? how one can even root for their team without this gift of god given to them in a dotball stadium is beyond me.

Due to the Hedgehogs financial crisis (I blame corrupt Chicago politicians laundering money tbh), we have had to play this season with no away promos and denying our beloved fans their nachos.

Can the Hedgehogs overcome a stadium filled with nacho cheese zombies? Are nacho's indeed "nature's candy"? Is wise a d-bag? The answer to these questions and more later today will be revealed.

If we lose, our dots have been instructed to run into the stands and grab as many nachos as they can carry before running out of the stadium btw. Fuck being classy, no nachos since s35g18 is a crime against humanity. I blame our CFO.
 


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