We have the top 10 and then the posers, this however is to rag on the lazy fat asses who take up residence in Gold. Remember 16 teams get the boot this season and I couldnt be happier.
Corrupted Mayors - So you went 7-9 last season. 8-8 the season before that and 5-11 the season prior. This season your well on your way to another mediocre season. Sitting at 2-2 and losing to Redrun and the multis. It's time to get the fuck out! With a river of tough teams heading your way which doesnt bold well Id say a season of 5-11 is on the horizon,
Crib Midgets - This team is always a playoff bubble team. It's time to try a little harder. Playing much better offense and only losing a couple of close games to top opponents, this team could very well send someone else packing after the season. However if they don't improve on their 21st ranked defense and allowing a ton of point then they need to GET THE FUCK OUT,
The Kids are ugly form Russia
So you won Golds Gold and the pee wee tourney. Pee Wee tourneys are a joke. However winning both does raise an eyebrow from me saying well done. Quite impressive. However this season you have the Golds title hangover blues. Been there done that. 0-2 start and corrected that to break even. Some teams never snap out of the hangover and some teams start the engines. Already picking up in scrimmages but hence again they are worthless tourneys that are trophy giveaways. Still only beat two terribad teams in Gold so unless you win in the regular season you can GET THE FUCK OUT
Horseshoe bending racoons over in the rear
or whatever the hell that name is. You will NEVER win in Gold. Let me repeat this. You will never win anything in gold. Sure a game or two against no one like you have this season but the Copper Kings will never be competitive team in Gold to even make a playoff run. Its sad because Dub J has the potential to make pee wee fun for all with his idiotic posts and ramblings but when it comes to offense and defense in Gold he just doesnt have it. Its not that he doesnt care. Its just that the medication to control his behaviour puts him to sleep constantly much like his defense. Its time to go back to Copper and GET THE FUCK OUT.
Nola,
What in the hell happened to you this season? You flat out suck at this point. 25th in offense and defense. Sure you had 3 tough teams but you let Rock City beat you, Rock fucking city man. You gave up 52 points each to the last two teams. Are you handing out free K Y with the anal rapings your taking? You do however have an easier schedule until late in the season. If you dont start winning soon it be time to GTFO!
Wood Village Whistle Pigs
I mean why even sign any players? Retire already!
Kill Devils
Did the multis run out of flex?
Cleveland Browns
Well you have Darkus on yoru team, nuff said. H eonly knows how to win in season 8, with ma help. Remember that Mr Black when I helped you beat the loldots?
Now on to the West where the worst teams reside and competition is 4 teams thick. This is a little tougher as there just arent that many good teams so we actually have to look up at the top 8 now.
Lincoln City seals-
lol really Miami, really? What the hell? You automatically get the GET THE FUCK OUT card here. You realize that LCS has one human player on it? 1 as in UNO. as in missing 54 players and yet you give up 65 freaking points to that one player? Hell makes me want to stash a defense on your team just to make you competitive. However we are talking City Seals here which stand no chance vs the better teams and the hive of bad but maybe teams. Take your one player back to Silver and GET THE FUCK out of Gold
OK Miami, now your turn, look above I said it best. Get a decent DC and with yoru offense you may win enough games to land a 8th spot. Until then, Not Miami, but yoru DC Jampysos needs to GET THE FUCK OUT of Gold.
Who dey Whodey, we come packing excuses as usual. Most tourney winners from Silver and copper do the very same thing. They brag about beating Gold teams being sleepers in no talent leagues. They then beat big name teams and brag day on day about it. We are used to it. We hear the rants about my builds are at fault and we are used to it. Newsflash, everyone tries new builds, its called pee wee, one and dones. You fuck up you start over. Now that teams have material every other day we can see your patterns. Your changes are noted and how you play matchups. Thats called Gold. Big difference between Gold and tourneys. Half of the better teams just dont give 50% into them. However You dont get the GTFO card yet. You still are better and play the better teams better than the rest of the scrubs in the East.
Redrum
Ya know RedruM is Murder backwards, see you thought you were sneaky. The only NOT sneaky is your offense which stinks at 26th. Only scored a high of 14 points in 3 games until you scored 35 against Rock City. Still on the fence with this team. I always think this team is better than what their record reflects. You went 15-1 in Silver last season but stinking it up in Gold. You actually beat Gold teams in your 3000 scrimmages last season so maybe pretend these regular season games are scrimmages and win some, IDO. Well someone has to steal the spot from LCS and so I reserve a late season GTFO card just in case. Right now I see you landing the 8th spot.
The Citidel Bulldogs,
Did I spell that right? Doesn't matter because you playing like Chihuahuas. Lot of bark from Silver but your tails are between your legs in Gold. You play good offense. Well not really, 20th ranked. Must be thinking of some other team. anyhow you have put up better points that Redrum but your defense has stayed in Silver. Unless you improve defensively your offense will vanish by seasons end. Surprisingly if you find your defense you could steal the 8th seed. So I will reserve the GTFO card until ma next write up at mid season.
Rock City
If this team boosted I think this team would be very good. But then again they did get hosed by Subversive Education who is at the same level. 1-3 this season, 7-9 last season, 4-12 the season before that. Time to take the show to Silver and GET THE FUCK OUT
Dutch Harbor FIsherman
These guys went fishing and are out at sea. Their defense is horrible. 29th in the league. We have cpu defenses much better than that. Fire the DC, fire the head coach! And someone tell those guys to quit boosting, it wont help. Save your money!!! oh and GET THE FUCK OUT of gold.
Boston Minuetmen
This was a once proud team and was decent in Gold when Gold was really that Golden array of great teams. This team however can only beat the team who was beaten by a cpu team , og but they did have a QB. 30th ranked defense not much else to say but GET THE FUCK OUT
Calico Cliff trees
Trees this season, birds one season, turtles the next, does it matter? Last season of themed team. Themed team be heading to Silver next season GET THE FUCK OUT already.
Pain Nation
Just pains me to say that your one QB show is 1000 times worse than Lincoln City Seals 1 QB show. If you played 10 games LCS would win all 10. GET THE FUCK OUT OF GOLD!
Corrupted Mayors - So you went 7-9 last season. 8-8 the season before that and 5-11 the season prior. This season your well on your way to another mediocre season. Sitting at 2-2 and losing to Redrun and the multis. It's time to get the fuck out! With a river of tough teams heading your way which doesnt bold well Id say a season of 5-11 is on the horizon,
Crib Midgets - This team is always a playoff bubble team. It's time to try a little harder. Playing much better offense and only losing a couple of close games to top opponents, this team could very well send someone else packing after the season. However if they don't improve on their 21st ranked defense and allowing a ton of point then they need to GET THE FUCK OUT,
The Kids are ugly form Russia
So you won Golds Gold and the pee wee tourney. Pee Wee tourneys are a joke. However winning both does raise an eyebrow from me saying well done. Quite impressive. However this season you have the Golds title hangover blues. Been there done that. 0-2 start and corrected that to break even. Some teams never snap out of the hangover and some teams start the engines. Already picking up in scrimmages but hence again they are worthless tourneys that are trophy giveaways. Still only beat two terribad teams in Gold so unless you win in the regular season you can GET THE FUCK OUT
Horseshoe bending racoons over in the rear
or whatever the hell that name is. You will NEVER win in Gold. Let me repeat this. You will never win anything in gold. Sure a game or two against no one like you have this season but the Copper Kings will never be competitive team in Gold to even make a playoff run. Its sad because Dub J has the potential to make pee wee fun for all with his idiotic posts and ramblings but when it comes to offense and defense in Gold he just doesnt have it. Its not that he doesnt care. Its just that the medication to control his behaviour puts him to sleep constantly much like his defense. Its time to go back to Copper and GET THE FUCK OUT.
Nola,
What in the hell happened to you this season? You flat out suck at this point. 25th in offense and defense. Sure you had 3 tough teams but you let Rock City beat you, Rock fucking city man. You gave up 52 points each to the last two teams. Are you handing out free K Y with the anal rapings your taking? You do however have an easier schedule until late in the season. If you dont start winning soon it be time to GTFO!
Wood Village Whistle Pigs
I mean why even sign any players? Retire already!
Kill Devils
Did the multis run out of flex?
Cleveland Browns
Well you have Darkus on yoru team, nuff said. H eonly knows how to win in season 8, with ma help. Remember that Mr Black when I helped you beat the loldots?
Now on to the West where the worst teams reside and competition is 4 teams thick. This is a little tougher as there just arent that many good teams so we actually have to look up at the top 8 now.
Lincoln City seals-
lol really Miami, really? What the hell? You automatically get the GET THE FUCK OUT card here. You realize that LCS has one human player on it? 1 as in UNO. as in missing 54 players and yet you give up 65 freaking points to that one player? Hell makes me want to stash a defense on your team just to make you competitive. However we are talking City Seals here which stand no chance vs the better teams and the hive of bad but maybe teams. Take your one player back to Silver and GET THE FUCK out of Gold
OK Miami, now your turn, look above I said it best. Get a decent DC and with yoru offense you may win enough games to land a 8th spot. Until then, Not Miami, but yoru DC Jampysos needs to GET THE FUCK OUT of Gold.
Who dey Whodey, we come packing excuses as usual. Most tourney winners from Silver and copper do the very same thing. They brag about beating Gold teams being sleepers in no talent leagues. They then beat big name teams and brag day on day about it. We are used to it. We hear the rants about my builds are at fault and we are used to it. Newsflash, everyone tries new builds, its called pee wee, one and dones. You fuck up you start over. Now that teams have material every other day we can see your patterns. Your changes are noted and how you play matchups. Thats called Gold. Big difference between Gold and tourneys. Half of the better teams just dont give 50% into them. However You dont get the GTFO card yet. You still are better and play the better teams better than the rest of the scrubs in the East.
Redrum
Ya know RedruM is Murder backwards, see you thought you were sneaky. The only NOT sneaky is your offense which stinks at 26th. Only scored a high of 14 points in 3 games until you scored 35 against Rock City. Still on the fence with this team. I always think this team is better than what their record reflects. You went 15-1 in Silver last season but stinking it up in Gold. You actually beat Gold teams in your 3000 scrimmages last season so maybe pretend these regular season games are scrimmages and win some, IDO. Well someone has to steal the spot from LCS and so I reserve a late season GTFO card just in case. Right now I see you landing the 8th spot.
The Citidel Bulldogs,
Did I spell that right? Doesn't matter because you playing like Chihuahuas. Lot of bark from Silver but your tails are between your legs in Gold. You play good offense. Well not really, 20th ranked. Must be thinking of some other team. anyhow you have put up better points that Redrum but your defense has stayed in Silver. Unless you improve defensively your offense will vanish by seasons end. Surprisingly if you find your defense you could steal the 8th seed. So I will reserve the GTFO card until ma next write up at mid season.
Rock City
If this team boosted I think this team would be very good. But then again they did get hosed by Subversive Education who is at the same level. 1-3 this season, 7-9 last season, 4-12 the season before that. Time to take the show to Silver and GET THE FUCK OUT
Dutch Harbor FIsherman
These guys went fishing and are out at sea. Their defense is horrible. 29th in the league. We have cpu defenses much better than that. Fire the DC, fire the head coach! And someone tell those guys to quit boosting, it wont help. Save your money!!! oh and GET THE FUCK OUT of gold.
Boston Minuetmen
This was a once proud team and was decent in Gold when Gold was really that Golden array of great teams. This team however can only beat the team who was beaten by a cpu team , og but they did have a QB. 30th ranked defense not much else to say but GET THE FUCK OUT
Calico Cliff trees
Trees this season, birds one season, turtles the next, does it matter? Last season of themed team. Themed team be heading to Silver next season GET THE FUCK OUT already.
Pain Nation
Just pains me to say that your one QB show is 1000 times worse than Lincoln City Seals 1 QB show. If you played 10 games LCS would win all 10. GET THE FUCK OUT OF GOLD!