Originally posted by Wat
Someone do some rankings.
Rank ...... Players ...... Age ....... Level .......... Value ......... Eff Level ........... Salary .................... Team
1 ............... 55 ............ 362 ........... 79 ........... 1446.54 ........... 84 ........... $22,000,000 ........... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
2 ............... 47 ............ 394 ........... 79 ........... 1336.30 ........... 82 ........... $18,940,000 ........... Prague People Eaters
3 ............... 46 ............ 357 ........... 78 ........... 1322.49 ........... 82 ........... $20,840,000 ........... Paris Smexies
4 ............... 48 ............ 366 ........... 79 ........... 1319.10 ........... 82 ........... $19,761,600 ........... Sith Happens
5 ............... 53 ............ 366 ........... 78 ........... 1314.81 ........... 81 ........... $21,200,000 ........... Cin City River Boats
6 ............... 54 ............ 415 ........... 79 ........... 1305.39 ........... 82 ........... $18,642,720 ........... Kamehameha Kings
7 ............... 54 ............ 389 ........... 78 ........... 1277.61 ........... 81 ........... $23,220,000 ........... Seattle Delta-9
8 ............... 28 ............ 410 ........... 78 ........... 1256.42 ........... 79 ........... $11,738,720 ........... Boston Punks
9 ............... 42 ............ 368 ........... 78 ........... 1251.42 ........... 80 ........... $10,800,000 ........... Junkyard Dogs
10 ............... 39 ............ 348 ........... 77 ........... 1248.67 ........... 80 ........... $18,520,000 ........... Atlantis Aquatic Apes
11 ............... 54 ............ 304 ........... 73 ........... 1245.46 ........... 79 ........... $6,488,000 ........... Wat ?
12 ............... 36 ............ 280 ........... 72 ........... 1238.11 ........... 79 ........... $9,602,840 ........... Chicago Grizzlies
13 ............... 43 ............ 414 ........... 78 ........... 1229.14 ........... 77 ........... $16,801,080 ........... casper ghosts
14 ............... 40 ............ 414 ........... 78 ........... 1220.23 ........... 76 ........... $7,976,000 ........... Hartford Whalers
15 ............... 46 ............ 372 ........... 78 ........... 1217.92 ........... 79 ........... $18,532,000 ........... Coruscant Sith
16 ............... 37 ............ 324 ........... 74 ........... 1212.18 ........... 77 ........... $8,592,000 ........... Carolina Wrecking Crew
17 ............... 55 ............ 280 ........... 73 ........... 1211.78 ........... 79 ........... $8,800,000 ........... D-Town Fire
18 ............... 42 ............ 406 ........... 78 ........... 1206.23 ........... 78 ........... $16,258,000 ........... Bar Harbor Drunken Whales
19 ............... 36 ............ 365 ........... 76 ........... 1200.56 ........... 76 ........... $15,897,160 ........... Montreal A's
20 ............... 44 ............ 351 ........... 75 ........... 1197.94 ........... 78 ........... $19,494,000 ........... Bourbontown BlueCats
21 ............... 8 ............ 437 ........... 78 ........... 1187.47 ........... 77 ........... $8,622,640 ........... SO CAL MARAUDERS
22 ............... 4 ............ 326 ........... 71 ........... 1176.15 ........... 73 ........... $9,991,040 ........... Core, Inc.
23 ............... 34 ............ 481 ........... 79 ........... 1156.32 ........... 74 ........... $14,444,000 ........... Arkadak Deadliest Warriors
24 ............... 50 ............ 251 ........... 68 ........... 1137.65 ........... 75 ........... $16,433,200 ........... Newport Beach Rams
25 ............... 42 ............ 397 ........... 76 ........... 1131.30 ........... 74 ........... $18,658,560 ........... Rob Dog's Tigers Of Clemson
26 ............... 43 ............ 279 ........... 69 ........... 1120.92 ........... 73 ........... $5,972,000 ........... Seal Beach Snipers
27 ............... 18 ............ 237 ........... 66 ........... 1085.46 ........... 71 ........... $5,064,000 ........... Saturday Morning Cartoons 3
28 ............... 10 ............ 432 ........... 72 ........... 1068.08 ........... 68 ........... $7,940,000 ........... Buffalo Billz
29 ............... 47 ............ 496 ........... 76 ........... 977.33 ........... 63 ........... $20,680,000 ........... Novaya Zemlya 'Tsar Bomba'
30 ............... 0 ............ NaN ........... 0 ........... 0.00 ........... 0 ........... $5,280,000 ........... Dakar Shirtless Gunmen
31 ............... 0 ............ NaN ........... 0 ........... 0.00 ........... 0 ........... $5,280,000 ........... Port Harcourt Playmakers
32 ............... 0 ............ NaN ........... 0 ........... 0.00 ........... 0 ........... $5,280,000 ........... Scotch Snobs
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Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-13.... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.625 ........ 11-5.... D-Town Fire
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.679 ........ 13-3.... Novaya Zemlya 'Tsar Bomba'
4.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ 8-8...... Cin City River Boats
5.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.438 ........ 7-9...... Kamehameha Kings
5.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 7-9...... Junkyard Dogs
7.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.677 ........ 15-1.... Bourbontown BlueCats
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-16.... Wat ?
9.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.219 ........ 6-10.... Prague People Eaters
10 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.563 ........ 10-6.... Seattle Delta-9
11 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.725 ........ 14-2.... Coruscant Sith
12 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.792 ........ 9-7...... Carolina Wrecking Crew
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.688 ........ 16-0.... Newport Beach Rams
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.625 ........ 9-7...... Bar Harbor Drunken Whales
15 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.738 ........ 13-3.... Atlantis Aquatic Apes
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.281 ........ 4-12.... Paris Smexies
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ 11-5.... casper ghosts
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.594 ........ 10-6.... Arkadak Deadliest Warriors
19 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.708 ........ 12-4.... Boston Punks
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 15-1.... Montreal A's
21 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.688 ........ 10-6.... Chicago Grizzlies
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.708 ........ 15-1.... Rob Dog's Tigers Of Clemson
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.740 ........ 9-7...... Seal Beach Snipers
24 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.406 ........ 8-8...... Sith Happens
25 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.696 ........ 12-4.... Hartford Whalers
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 11-5.... Saturday Morning Cartoons 3
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.625 ........ 8-8...... Buffalo Billz
28 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 3-13.... Core, Inc.
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.762 ........ 11-5.... SO CAL MARAUDERS
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.500 ........ 10-6.... Port Harcourt Playmakers
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.469 ........ 6-10.... Scotch Snobs
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.771 ........ 10-6.... Dakar Shirtless Gunmen