Pre-season Effective Levels... just for shits and giggles.
Rank ...... Players ...... Age ....... Level .......... Value ......... Eff Level ........... Salary .................... Team
1 ............... 55 ............ 372 ........... 78 ........... 1426.53 ........... 82 ........... $6,600,000 ........... Hollywood Dead Legends
2 ............... 53 ............ 332 ........... 79 ........... 1376.56 ........... 83 ........... $10,072,560 ........... Gridiron Avatars
3 ............... 53 ............ 329 ........... 79 ........... 1362.15 ........... 83 ........... $18,376,000 ........... Baltimore Storm
4 ............... 42 ............ 340 ........... 79 ........... 1336.26 ........... 82 ........... $23,992,000 ........... Vice City Violence
5 ............... 55 ............ 380 ........... 79 ........... 1333.76 ........... 82 ........... $10,680,000 ........... MUSTANG NATION "The Round Up"
6 ............... 54 ............ 363 ........... 79 ........... 1300.62 ........... 81 ........... $22,146,000 ........... Colorado Mustangs
7 ............... 55 ............ 381 ........... 78 ........... 1300.50 ........... 81 ........... $15,255,920 ........... Motor City Mustangs
8 ............... 52 ............ 380 ........... 78 ........... 1299.35 ........... 81 ........... $6,978,840 ........... Royal Jesters
9 ............... 3 ............ 392 ........... 79 ........... 1291.69 ........... 78 ........... $5,244,000 ........... Kosovo Syndrome
10 ............... 51 ............ 337 ........... 77 ........... 1290.75 ........... 81 ........... $8,669,520 ........... Gridiron Avatars ~ Prime
11 ............... 54 ............ 370 ........... 78 ........... 1278.32 ........... 80 ........... $21,558,040 ........... Charlottetown Picadores
12 ............... 51 ............ 343 ........... 78 ........... 1276.32 ........... 80 ........... $16,940,000 ........... Seoul Red Devils
13 ............... 49 ............ 402 ........... 79 ........... 1275.21 ........... 81 ........... $22,160,000 ........... Pontiac Panther's
14 ............... 52 ............ 298 ........... 76 ........... 1271.58 ........... 81 ........... $12,000,000 ........... Anchorage Ice Dragons
15 ............... 55 ............ 280 ........... 76 ........... 1256.65 ........... 80 ........... $20,900,000 ........... Sonoma County Crushers
16 ............... 55 ............ 391 ........... 78 ........... 1255.26 ........... 80 ........... $6,680,000 ........... Violent Diarrhea
17 ............... 49 ............ 334 ........... 76 ........... 1241.77 ........... 79 ........... $20,537,560 ........... Pacific Island Marine Raiders
18 ............... 55 ............ 351 ........... 78 ........... 1234.84 ........... 79 ........... $12,640,000 ........... Wisconsin Steel Horses
19 ............... 48 ............ 352 ........... 77 ........... 1229.11 ........... 78 ........... $5,948,640 ........... OffTopica Freemasons
20 ............... 43 ............ 366 ........... 78 ........... 1227.97 ........... 78 ........... $15,184,000 ........... Mississippi Moonshiners
21 ............... 7 ............ 327 ........... 79 ........... 1220.02 ........... 79 ........... $5,328,000 ........... Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
22 ............... 48 ............ 382 ........... 78 ........... 1214.38 ........... 77 ........... $19,833,320 ........... Colorado Brown Stain Phenomenon
23 ............... 53 ............ 326 ........... 77 ........... 1185.83 ........... 77 ........... $19,264,000 ........... Besancon bisons
24 ............... 55 ............ 377 ........... 75 ........... 1168.81 ........... 75 ........... $22,828,000 ........... River City Raiders
25 ............... 37 ............ 421 ........... 78 ........... 1165.87 ........... 75 ........... $22,042,000 ........... Edgerton Mad Dutchmen
26 ............... 38 ............ 448 ........... 78 ........... 1163.32 ........... 76 ........... $21,918,000 ........... Chattanooga Transients
27 ............... 55 ............ 277 ........... 75 ........... 1157.96 ........... 76 ........... $6,600,000 ........... Diego Garcia Rats
28 ............... 18 ............ 320 ........... 71 ........... 1155.23 ........... 72 ........... $15,864,000 ........... Santa Clara 49ers
29 ............... 55 ............ 280 ........... 59 ........... 1051.33 ........... 69 ........... $24,000,000 ........... A Dotball Tribute to Michael Vick
30 ............... 51 ............ 324 ........... 70 ........... 1017.19 ........... 65 ........... $21,280,000 ........... The Abusement Park
31 ............... 3 ............ 385 ........... 59 ........... 955.38 ........... 53 ........... $7,792,800 ........... Old Saggy Tets
32 ............... 17 ............ 374 ........... 56 ........... 756.42 ........... 47 ........... $7,592,360 ........... Americana Helvetios