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bug03
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A 'Z' in the Name, Season of Shame

After a quick glance at the WL standings, a trend becomes apparent:
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 0-3-0
Newport Newz Pitbullz 0-3-0

If you have a 'Z' in your name, your team is doomed to fail in the WL. LLAMA has his head so far up where the sun don't shine I'm sure as soon as he gets a whiff of something other than booty sweat he'll come to the forums immediately with something to say to madcow. While these teams continue to be bent over the proverbial couch and pummeled by 0 cares WL vets, the question becomes, are they terrible or does having a 'Z' equate to 0 and 3?

LoudCow still turrible


Speaking of assholes, after a few seasons in WL, one would imagine that losing every game in the playoffs might be a coincidence. Others may argue that eventually a blind squirrel finds a nut. this writer can only point to Dpride's continous stabbing at Madcows swollen red 0 next to playoffs wins as a sign of more to come.

Asau Wins WL

After many seasons of the WL yo-yo, the Ass Pirates finally put together a good season and put the stink eye to the rest of the WL. Congrats to a good guy on flipping the right coin for season 29.

One Foot Out the Door

Finally a team with absolutely nothing to play for besides possibly abusing a foot doctor to gameplan the last 5 games of the regular season in order to make the playoffs, with an owner with less cares than sense. I got nothing here, just wanted to poke creek and bollocks with a stick.

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FuriousGeorge
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lol did you know. When Asau and Moosejaw played in the playoffs last season, Neither Snakes or I had won a WL playoff game.. the fact we were playing each other meant one of us was going to get a win.. and he went on to win the WL... Just sayin.. But the fact that Im known for making the WL playoffs and not winning a game, is still better than not making the playoffs. But i have a question for all the people who have won a WL playoff game, and have no WL title. who cares? you are a loser too. I just got a week off sooner. learn to play the game.
 
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Originally posted by bug03
with an owner with less cares than sense


Originally posted by jdbolick
I am much more intelligent than you
 
Padre
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Bug could you include something about the 0-3 Parrish on the verge of making a incredible turnaround?
 
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WL yo-yo? Confusing us with wise The old squad demoted after 4 seasons and this team hasn't lost in the playoffs since plateau. 3 playoff losses to VDA, Hood, Kai and I remember them all very well
 
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poop
 
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Originally posted by jdbolick
poopZ


 
seahawk10
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Oceania Pro World League Rankings - Top 10:
1. Asau (Current WL champs)
2. Carthage (Did you know OPL has back to back WL championships? true story)
3. SoCal BDC (92 regular season wins and a GLB Tourney trophy)
4. Indianapolis Gurupies (119 regular season wins)
5. Buda Pests (46 regular season wins)
6. EEA (40 regular season wins. I thought they would rank higher, but GD stole their soul)
7. Devonport Devils (23 regular season wins and a playoff win)
8. Smutra Seahawk (OPL's Hedgehogs, 26 regular season wins, 5 seasons of fail)
9. Komodo Dragon (13 regular season wins, no playoffs)
10. Sin City Silent Assasins (11 regular season wins, no playoffs)
 
bug03
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Originally posted by snakes22
WL yo-yo? Confusing us with wise The old squad demoted after 4 seasons and this team hasn't lost in the playoffs since plateau. 3 playoff losses to VDA, Hood, Kai and I remember them all very well


I seem to remember a couple seasons of fail... Maybe that was while in OPL and unable to promote?? I didn't have my fact checker present, my apologies
 
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Originally posted by bug03
I seem to remember a couple seasons of fail... Maybe that was while in OPL and unable to promote?? I didn't have my fact checker present, my apologies


Yeah HCreek knocked us out of the playoffs 2 straight seasons by 3 points and with an AI glitch on my end. Thats when I convinced Creek to DC for us and we went to WL the next season
 
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Maybe it's about time we changed to Wife Carrierz
 
FuriousGeorge
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Originally posted by joemiken
Originally posted by jdbolick

poopZ




lol
 
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Originally posted by seahawk10
7. Devonport Devils (23 regular season wins and a playoff win)


yeah bitches

http://i.imgur.com/aslEy.gif

 
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Originally posted by seahawk10
Oceania Pro World League Rankings - Top 10:
1. Asau (Current WL champs)
2. Carthage (Did you know OPL has back to back WL championships? true story)
3. SoCal BDC (92 regular season wins and a GLB Tourney trophy)
4. Indianapolis Gurupies (119 regular season wins)
5. Buda Pests (46 regular season wins)
6. EEA (40 regular season wins. I thought they would rank higher, but GD stole their soul)
7. Devonport Devils (23 regular season wins and a playoff win)
8. Smutra Seahawk (OPL's Hedgehogs, 26 regular season wins, 5 seasons of fail)
9. Komodo Dragon (13 regular season wins, no playoffs)
10. Sin City Silent Assasins (11 regular season wins, no playoffs)


buda is more a HOODpro team, the swap was bitchery but they have played 90% of their pro life in HOODpro
 
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