I'm going to try both conferences today and see how long it takes. I don't know Alpha that well (at all) so i'm going to have to research a lot more. I'll start with who I know best
---------------------------Zeta---------------------------------------------------Mismatches----------------------------
Fiji Stingers vs Lexington Armada
Fiji knows the routine, Score fast, beat down, go home winners. The Armada is used to the opposite side of that equation.
Fiji by 60+
Noumea Mantas vs Tasmanian Swarm
The Swarm are creating quite a buzz and should shred the meat from the mantas.
Swarm by 42
Fiji Flying Foxes vs Redcliffe Sharks
Who knew foxes could swim and kick ass at the same time. True story.
Fiji wins by 23
ASRW vs Hamilton Falcons
Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop http://youtube.com/watch?v=yl7g4GR7kzg
ASRW knocks the Falcons senseless by 21
Brisbane Troyfins vs Perth Pirates
Another shipwreck for the Pirates
Troyfins by 17
----------------------Games of Interest---------------------
Rockhampton Raiders vs Dharma Initiative
This is the last gasp chance to turn it around for one of these teams. Whoever loses this one packs it in for the season.
Get your recruiting hat on Dharma, the offseason has come early. Raiders by 10
------------------Upset Special-----------------------------
WSP vs Devonport Devils
Two contenders that are going to go toe to toe like boxers.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0sBHcYCI85Q
it's going to be a see saw battle until Pumanski, WSP's HB delivers the knock out blow.
WSP by 6
-----------------Spotlight Game-----------------------------
Newcastle Mountain Kittens vs Guadalcanal Gunners
It's finally here, the answer to the nagging question. Who will win between a Gunner and a Mountain Lion. The smack has flowed from before day 1 and we'll get to see who backs it up, the mammoth and deadly D of Newcastle or the fleet footed and multiple threats of Guadalcanal's Guns. This may be a game of inches, fought hard in the trenches or the Gunners may bring that howitzer they threatened to and blow the lions into little pieces (i'm the owner of the Gunners so i'm highly biased)
Gunners by 10
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----------------------Mismatches----------------------------
Hawthorn Headhunters vs German Wilddogs
I guess Headhunters aren't picky when it comes to collecting trophies, add a dog to the list of skulls in the collection.
Headhunters by 38
Solomon Islands Pack vs Sacred Haven Knights- this will be a blood bath as the knights hack through the pack. Thatch Dillian the QB for the Knights will have a field day against Wellman, Cromartie and the rest of the secondary.
Sacred by 35
Wellington Assasins vs South Sydney Rabbitohs- I'm new to this side of the conference, so has a Rabbitoh been explained as to what the hell it is. I'm also interested in this game because South Sydney is my week 16 opponent so i'd like to know what they do. I have a little something I use once in a while for our 16th ranked team to illustrate how this game will progress. http://youtube.com/watch?v=vl0xTMf1nTc&feature=related
Rabbitohs by 20 oh.
Sandersville Warchickens vs Suva Hawks
From what I understand the warchickens look good on paper but don't perform on the field against higher level competition. I think it's because they live up to their name, not the war part but the chicken.
Suva likes it finger lickin' good, by 27
Redcliffe Razamanaz vs Christchurch Parrots
There's no way to say this correctly, the Parrots kick the Razamanaz out of the Razamanaz. Parrots for gods sake, you couldn't be something tougher? All I can picture in my head is a cage with a normal parrot in it saying "polly want a beat down, Polly want a beat down."
Beat down provided, Christchurch by 27
------------------------Games of Interest------------------
Saipan Storm vs Berlin Devine Right
I don't know anything at all about either of these clubs except their talent looks lopsided in favor of the Right. Saipan needs the drops to stop to have a chance at winning this one.
Might makes Right win by 10
Lincoln Breeze vs Nottingham Hoods
The hoods are going to rough up the Breeze and take it's milk money. This is a gimme unless Lincoln comes together and punches the bully in the nose. Bjorn Gellotte needs to cut down on interceptions to make that happen.
Hoods with the milk money by 13
---------------------Spotlight Game-------------------------
Future Llamas of America vs Sunshine Coast Condors
A Llama can spit, it usually doesn't except when it's fighting for dominance or fearful for it's safety. wikipedia has this to say- The sound of the llama making groaning noises or going "mwa" is often a sign of fear or anger. If a llama is agitated, it will lay its ears back. One may determine how agitated the llama is by the materials in the spit. The more irritated the llama is, the further back into each of the three stomach compartments it will try to draw materials from for its spit. I think we're going to get a 3 stomach loogie coming from FLA for this game. The Condors are circling and ready to pounce.
Condors feast on Llama meat tonight, by 13
---------------------------Zeta---------------------------------------------------Mismatches----------------------------
Fiji Stingers vs Lexington Armada
Fiji knows the routine, Score fast, beat down, go home winners. The Armada is used to the opposite side of that equation.
Fiji by 60+
Noumea Mantas vs Tasmanian Swarm
The Swarm are creating quite a buzz and should shred the meat from the mantas.
Swarm by 42
Fiji Flying Foxes vs Redcliffe Sharks
Who knew foxes could swim and kick ass at the same time. True story.
Fiji wins by 23
ASRW vs Hamilton Falcons
Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop http://youtube.com/watch?v=yl7g4GR7kzg
ASRW knocks the Falcons senseless by 21
Brisbane Troyfins vs Perth Pirates
Another shipwreck for the Pirates
Troyfins by 17
----------------------Games of Interest---------------------
Rockhampton Raiders vs Dharma Initiative
This is the last gasp chance to turn it around for one of these teams. Whoever loses this one packs it in for the season.
Get your recruiting hat on Dharma, the offseason has come early. Raiders by 10
------------------Upset Special-----------------------------
WSP vs Devonport Devils
Two contenders that are going to go toe to toe like boxers.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0sBHcYCI85Q
it's going to be a see saw battle until Pumanski, WSP's HB delivers the knock out blow.
WSP by 6
-----------------Spotlight Game-----------------------------
Newcastle Mountain Kittens vs Guadalcanal Gunners
It's finally here, the answer to the nagging question. Who will win between a Gunner and a Mountain Lion. The smack has flowed from before day 1 and we'll get to see who backs it up, the mammoth and deadly D of Newcastle or the fleet footed and multiple threats of Guadalcanal's Guns. This may be a game of inches, fought hard in the trenches or the Gunners may bring that howitzer they threatened to and blow the lions into little pieces (i'm the owner of the Gunners so i'm highly biased)
Gunners by 10
----------------------------ALPHA---------------------------
----------------------Mismatches----------------------------
Hawthorn Headhunters vs German Wilddogs
I guess Headhunters aren't picky when it comes to collecting trophies, add a dog to the list of skulls in the collection.
Headhunters by 38
Solomon Islands Pack vs Sacred Haven Knights- this will be a blood bath as the knights hack through the pack. Thatch Dillian the QB for the Knights will have a field day against Wellman, Cromartie and the rest of the secondary.
Sacred by 35
Wellington Assasins vs South Sydney Rabbitohs- I'm new to this side of the conference, so has a Rabbitoh been explained as to what the hell it is. I'm also interested in this game because South Sydney is my week 16 opponent so i'd like to know what they do. I have a little something I use once in a while for our 16th ranked team to illustrate how this game will progress. http://youtube.com/watch?v=vl0xTMf1nTc&feature=related
Rabbitohs by 20 oh.
Sandersville Warchickens vs Suva Hawks
From what I understand the warchickens look good on paper but don't perform on the field against higher level competition. I think it's because they live up to their name, not the war part but the chicken.
Suva likes it finger lickin' good, by 27
Redcliffe Razamanaz vs Christchurch Parrots
There's no way to say this correctly, the Parrots kick the Razamanaz out of the Razamanaz. Parrots for gods sake, you couldn't be something tougher? All I can picture in my head is a cage with a normal parrot in it saying "polly want a beat down, Polly want a beat down."
Beat down provided, Christchurch by 27
------------------------Games of Interest------------------
Saipan Storm vs Berlin Devine Right
I don't know anything at all about either of these clubs except their talent looks lopsided in favor of the Right. Saipan needs the drops to stop to have a chance at winning this one.
Might makes Right win by 10
Lincoln Breeze vs Nottingham Hoods
The hoods are going to rough up the Breeze and take it's milk money. This is a gimme unless Lincoln comes together and punches the bully in the nose. Bjorn Gellotte needs to cut down on interceptions to make that happen.
Hoods with the milk money by 13
---------------------Spotlight Game-------------------------
Future Llamas of America vs Sunshine Coast Condors
A Llama can spit, it usually doesn't except when it's fighting for dominance or fearful for it's safety. wikipedia has this to say- The sound of the llama making groaning noises or going "mwa" is often a sign of fear or anger. If a llama is agitated, it will lay its ears back. One may determine how agitated the llama is by the materials in the spit. The more irritated the llama is, the further back into each of the three stomach compartments it will try to draw materials from for its spit. I think we're going to get a 3 stomach loogie coming from FLA for this game. The Condors are circling and ready to pounce.
Condors feast on Llama meat tonight, by 13
