Posting for giggles, maybe Fishdan is right:
Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 Ultimate Fighting Championship 55 247 74 1316.45 82 $6,600,000
2 Chesapeake Panthers 53 342 79 1314.91 82 $23,772,000
3 DA Dawgs 26 380 77 1195.70 77 $10,044,000
4 Midwest Warbirds 55 357 77 1193.27 78 $22,236,240
5 1st/3rd Free-Lancer Army The Black Company 55 254 71 1178.55 77 $15,520,000
6 Charlottetown Matadors 53 334 75 1161.76 76 $22,590,440
7 South Side Show Stoppers 55 237 68 1161.76 76 $6,787,640
8 Lima Vipers 50 300 72 1154.95 74 $13,724,000
9 Pierced HooD 54 252 70 1149.96 76 $6,968,880
10 Vancouver Eagles 55 248 69 1121.79 74 $13,200,000
11 Missouri River Rats 48 324 73 1110.10 73 $8,095,680
12 Omaha Nighthawks 38 232 67 1106.77 74 $5,760,000
13 Texas Chainsaw Mafia 51 236 68 1105.56 73 $6,120,000
14 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg Prep 52 234 67 1099.78 73 $19,030,000
15 Quad Cities Quarantine 55 241 67 1080.84 71 $16,720,000
16 Seattle Blue Wave II 52 322 72 1080.78 70 $7,942,920
17 Black Hand Hitmen 46 232 67 1077.86 72 $10,236,000
18 Bodymore Murdaland p.s. HOOD 5 232 66 1075.04 72 $5,220,000
19 Laos King Pongers 55 240 67 1031.62 66 $12,928,800
20 Asa Branca Lobisomem 50 229 66 1013.97 66 $15,500,000
21 La Louviere Wolves 53 294 57 1004.42 65 $14,840,000
22 Kearsley Hornets 55 233 64 982.52 64 $14,867,360
23 Vilnius Iron Wolves 50 303 58 930.47 59 $6,140,000
24 Billy`s Colts 33 236 54 927.29 59 $9,704,000
25 Thundera Thundercats 46 290 57 924.29 59 $5,678,680
26 Don't Tell Our Wives 48 232 59 898.10 57 $6,912,000
27 Washington Bulldogs 47 246 56 809.61 51 $13,160,000
28 Olden Swillers 53 430 59 798.58 49 $6,640,000
29 A7 Navy SEALs 36 391 49 658.97 40 $14,338,840
30 Black Sea Sturgeon 23 381 48 654.68 40 $15,961,720
31 Washington D.C. Homeless 40 630 69 616.16 36 $11,120,000
32 The "I" in Team 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000