Warrior General Games

Every season, WL extends a hearty "Welcome!" to the fresh-faced punks who are here for the first time, and we encourage you to live it up and talk smack before you realize around week 4 that your shit is going to get pushed in by the bullies and big-dogs just about every damn week until you get better at the game

But before you lose all hope and curl up in despair and stop filling up the forums with your n00b-ness (hey, we were all n00bs once, no shame in it), you might as well learn a thing or two so that next time you show up you'll have the pretentious air of a seasoned WL vet.

Since you clearly aren't ready to learn any actual in-game skillz just yet, we'll start with some forum knowledge basics and WL history.

Certain WL terms and references you should understand:

1) Nerf - if you don't know what this means, you've probably never had a good player so don't worry about it.

2) Bolicked

]Originally posted by Pariah

v. bolicked, bolick·ing, bolick, bolicks

v.tr.

1. To shape a post into a into a large wall of text: posting a bolick or multiple bolicks.
2. To stop or impede the passage of or movement through a thread; obstruct: bolick a thread.
3. To shut out from view: a post bolicked another post.
4. To stop the passage of (a new point or opinion) in a thread: you've been bolicked beyotch.
5. To indicate how one is right in great detail: bolicking your side of the debate.

3) Over 9000 - Either the measured power level of an angry Saiyan, or the number of times that MPHD and Alpine have tried and failed to win WL.

4) GG [team]- this means you just got your ass handed to you.

5) Hedgehogs - hopeless

6) w_alloy - some guy that won GLB then quit while he was on top. Be careful though, he might just be lurking around somewhere in reincarnated form.

7) Bacon - the most delicious smoked meat on the planet, commonly eaten with or without eggs for breakfast.

8) Zeta - the weak conference.

9) Dpride - some troll who used to be good at this game

10) Cobra Kai - some trolls who were never good at this game.


That's all for now, good luck

needs moar integrity

Originally posted by TrevJo
needs moar integrity

Your first answer was better, tbh

naw I had failed to notice the "for the first time" part

ballick imo

Wumoted: Going back to pro with a loss to Wu Dang on your record.

To the first point, she had the pics taken and without much resistance allowed them to be passed around. It wasn't some malicious computer nerd hacking her account and distributing them to everyone as you seem to be inferring with this statement. You also can gfy with this whole internet nerd virgin played out bs, you don't know who the **** any of us are or how much we get laid or don't get laid. If a girl with a nice rack gives tert pics to someone on a forum and then makes no effort in denying the fact I think it would make us gos to not want to see them. To the second point your post comes off as ridiculously pathetic and overcompensating. I get the feeling that you are one of those guys who is constantly life tilted that the girls you fall in love with always go for *******s and never want anything more from you than to be "just friends." I can imagine its really aggravating to put so much effort into bending over backwards for these girls only to time and time again have them go off and hook up with another guy who you deem to be an *******. Let me let you in on a little clue, girls like to be ****ed by *****, when you act like a little nurturing bitch its not gonna turn them on because they most likely see you as a pathetic figure who would likely cry after sex and profess your love to her the next day. So next time before projecting your insecurities out over internet how bout you unclench your ******* so your balls can finally drop into your sac and then maybe, just maaayyybbbee, you'll finally get the girl.

RIP CPL terminology

Kai > MPHD

I think you forgot to mention the Paris/TLS ritual of coming in season 1, doing fairly well during the regular season then getting curb-stomped season two and demoting... what's that called... "beginner's luck"??

Originally posted by thenick_ttu
I think you forgot to mention the Paris/TLS ritual of coming in season 1, doing fairly well during the regular season then getting curb-stomped season two and demoting... what's that called... "beginner's luck"??
Who?

+10

Originally posted by Dr. Showtime
Wumoted: Going back to pro with a loss to Wu Dang on your record.


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