Sill lolworthy... but I also included the prediction part for some more good laughs
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Durham Blue Devils
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Arizona Rattlers
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... San Lorenzo Animals
4.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Black Sea Night Stalkers
5.. ...... 32 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Cretin Asylum MASSACRE
6.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Polynesian Power
7.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Topeka Tiger Sharks
8.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... KC's Arrowhead Pride
9.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Titans of New York
10 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Alabama Yellow Hammers
11 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Druid Peak WolfPack
12 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Greendale Community College
13 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Space Herpes from Uranus
14 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Chicago Outfit
15 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Texas Presleys
16 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... The LEGION's Pacific Titans
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Houston Gamblers
18 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Blatz Beer Barbarians
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Don Cossack Jr's
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... New Jersey Jets
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Mississippi Moonshiners
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Asheville's Biltmore Estate
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Crotch Lake Prairie Oyster's
24 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Kosovo Syndrome
25 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... OffTopica Prayer
26 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Green Bay Wolverines
27 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... The Chicago Staleys
28 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Philly Marauders
29 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Rittman Indians
30 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Saginaw Slaughter
31 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Chattanooga Transients
32 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Baby Ballers
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
142 - 0 Topeka Tiger Sharks (2-0) def. Rittman Indians (0-2)
27 - 8 Polynesian Power (2-0) def. Don Cossack Jr's (1-1)
6 - 6 Black Sea Night Stalkers (2-0) ties Arizona Rattlers (2-0)
48 - 10 San Lorenzo Animals (2-0) def. Chicago Outfit (1-1)
98 - 0 Alabama Yellow Hammers (1-1) def. Baby Ballers (0-2)
15 - 9 Druid Peak WolfPack (1-1) def. Titans of New York (1-1)
89 - 44 New Jersey Jets (1-1) def. Texas Presleys (1-1)
255 - 113 Kosovo Syndrome (0-2) def. Blatz Beer Barbarians (1-1)
255 - 218 OffTopica Prayer (1-1) def. Cretin Asylum MASSACRE (2-0)
255 - 0 Durham Blue Devils (2-0) def. Chattanooga Transients (0-2)
37 - 22 Space Herpes from Uranus (1-1) def. Mississippi Moonshiners (2-0)
100 - 3 KC's Arrowhead Pride (2-0) def. Philly Marauders (0-2)
56 - 9 Greendale Community College (1-1) def. Crotch Lake Prairie Oyster's (0-2)
53 - 0 Asheville's Biltmore Estate (1-1) def. The Chicago Staleys (0-2)
102 - 0 The LEGION's Pacific Titans (1-1) def. Saginaw Slaughter (0-2)
133 - 8 Houston Gamblers (1-1) def. Green Bay Wolverines (0-2)
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Durham Blue Devils
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Arizona Rattlers
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... San Lorenzo Animals
4.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Black Sea Night Stalkers
5.. ...... 32 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Cretin Asylum MASSACRE
6.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Polynesian Power
7.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Topeka Tiger Sharks
8.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... KC's Arrowhead Pride
9.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Titans of New York
10 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Alabama Yellow Hammers
11 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Druid Peak WolfPack
12 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Greendale Community College
13 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Space Herpes from Uranus
14 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Chicago Outfit
15 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Texas Presleys
16 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... The LEGION's Pacific Titans
17 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Houston Gamblers
18 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Blatz Beer Barbarians
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Don Cossack Jr's
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... New Jersey Jets
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Mississippi Moonshiners
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Asheville's Biltmore Estate
19 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Crotch Lake Prairie Oyster's
24 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Kosovo Syndrome
25 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... OffTopica Prayer
26 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Green Bay Wolverines
27 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... The Chicago Staleys
28 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Philly Marauders
29 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Rittman Indians
30 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Saginaw Slaughter
31 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Chattanooga Transients
32 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Baby Ballers
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
142 - 0 Topeka Tiger Sharks (2-0) def. Rittman Indians (0-2)
27 - 8 Polynesian Power (2-0) def. Don Cossack Jr's (1-1)
6 - 6 Black Sea Night Stalkers (2-0) ties Arizona Rattlers (2-0)
48 - 10 San Lorenzo Animals (2-0) def. Chicago Outfit (1-1)
98 - 0 Alabama Yellow Hammers (1-1) def. Baby Ballers (0-2)
15 - 9 Druid Peak WolfPack (1-1) def. Titans of New York (1-1)
89 - 44 New Jersey Jets (1-1) def. Texas Presleys (1-1)
255 - 113 Kosovo Syndrome (0-2) def. Blatz Beer Barbarians (1-1)
255 - 218 OffTopica Prayer (1-1) def. Cretin Asylum MASSACRE (2-0)
255 - 0 Durham Blue Devils (2-0) def. Chattanooga Transients (0-2)
37 - 22 Space Herpes from Uranus (1-1) def. Mississippi Moonshiners (2-0)
100 - 3 KC's Arrowhead Pride (2-0) def. Philly Marauders (0-2)
56 - 9 Greendale Community College (1-1) def. Crotch Lake Prairie Oyster's (0-2)
53 - 0 Asheville's Biltmore Estate (1-1) def. The Chicago Staleys (0-2)
102 - 0 The LEGION's Pacific Titans (1-1) def. Saginaw Slaughter (0-2)
133 - 8 Houston Gamblers (1-1) def. Green Bay Wolverines (0-2)
