Warrior General Games

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ...... 12 ........ 1 ........ 0.422 ........ 7-1...... Cobra Kai
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.344 ........ 7-1...... Canton Immortals
3.. ...... 13 ...... 17 ........ 0.484 ........ 7-1...... Korb Destroyers
4.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.594 ........ 6-2...... Queen City Black Cats
5.. ........ 3 ...... 19 ........ 0.422 ........ 8-0...... Dpride59 is the best
6.. ........ 6 ...... 11 ........ 0.391 ........ 7-1...... Alpine
7.. ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.672 ........ 5-3...... The GlobeDotters: Indianapolis Gurupies
8.. ........ 8 ...... 14 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Buda Pests
9.. ...... 22 ........ 3 ........ 0.422 ........ 7-1...... Semarang Red Bulls
10 ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.344 ........ 5-3...... Odessa Mojo
11 ........ 5 ...... 10 ........ 0.406 ........ 5-3...... Sofia Spiders
12 ...... 17 ...... 18 ........ 0.641 ........ 4-4...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
13 ...... 14 ........ 6 ........ 0.375 ........ 5-3...... Cincinnati Sin
14 ........ 9 ...... 27 ........ 0.344 ........ 5-3...... Rosarica Titans of Fire
14 ...... 10 ...... 25 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-5...... E-City Mercenaries
14 ...... 29 ...... 16 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-5...... Asau Pirates
14 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.641 ........ 2-6...... Queensland Exiles
14 ...... 25 ........ 9 ........ 0.313 ........ 4-4...... Gold Coast Vipers
14 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-4...... Guyana Punch
14 ...... 16 ...... 15 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... BLACK OPS 7
14 ...... 31 ........ 7 ........ 0.406 ........ 4-4...... Fighting Big Dookies
14 ...... 18 ...... 26 ........ 0.344 ........ 4-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
14 ...... 27 ........ 4 ........ 0.672 ........ 3-5...... The Capetown Cubicles Strike Back
14 ........ 4 ...... 29 ........ 0.578 ........ 3-5...... C-Town MF'n Hood
25 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-6...... South Side Mafia
26 ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.703 ........ 0-8...... Halifax Explosion
27 ...... 24 ...... 20 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-5...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
28 ...... 21 ...... 28 ........ 0.563 ........ 2-6...... American Terrorists
29 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.672 ........ 2-6...... Lincoln Navigators
30 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.578 ........ 1-7...... Somalia Pirates
31 ...... 28 ...... 32 ........ 0.609 ........ 0-8...... Timpanogos Thunder
32 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.547 ........ 0-8...... Comic Book All Stars


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  23 -   20    Korb Destroyers (7-1) def. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-4)
  26 -     9    Cobra Kai (7-1) def. Moose Jaw Roughriders (3-5)
  40 -   18    Canton Immortals (7-1) def. Rosarica Titans of Fire (5-3)
  24 -   21    Queen City Black Cats (6-2) def. Alpine (7-1)
  31 -   22    The GlobeDotters: Indianapolis Gurupies (5-3) def. E-City Mercenaries (3-5)
  43 -   16    Odessa Mojo (5-3) def. American Terrorists (2-6)
  29 -   15    Asau Pirates (3-5) def. Timpanogos Thunder (0-8)
  24 -   23    Halifax Explosion (0-8) def. Queensland Exiles (2-6)
  43 -     7    Dpride59 is the best (8-0) def. Comic Book All Stars (0-8)
  25 -   21    Semarang Red Bulls (7-1) def. C-Town MF'n Hood (3-5)
  22 -   16    Buda Pests (6-2) def. Gold Coast Vipers (4-4)
  30 -   14    Cincinnati Sin (5-3) def. Cincinnati Shockers (4-4)
  23 -   10    Sofia Spiders (5-3) def. Fighting Big Dookies (4-4)
  22 -   15    Guyana Punch (4-4) def. Somalia Pirates (1-7)
  16 -   15    BLACK OPS 7 (4-4) def. The Capetown Cubicles Strike Back (3-5)
  24 -   17    South Side Mafia (2-6) def. Lincoln Navigators (2-6)


Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
  24 -   16    Cobra Kai (7-1) def. Dpride59 is the best (8-0)

Big thanks to Rusty for the interview.

BK= Blazzinken
RT:= Rusty Trombone


BK:Talk about DCing for Semarang, what are the challenges?
RT:DC'ing for Semarang is really great. A dream come true. Imagine an entire team that essentially stopped learning anything about the sim after season 10.
That's what their roster looks like. Pimpin Snoopy especially i want to give a shout out to. He is by far the most effective shit builder i've ever seen.
In real life he has to be some kind of high-ranking bureaucrat.

So I came on board last season and my first thought is, what's the chem hit for dropping 55 players? And obviously it's quite a bit so i'm having to
spread out the carnage. I think another 2 seasons and i'll have And it's been a blessing in disguise... because whenever I'm really down on GLB, I remember that there are still alot of
hearts I have left to break on Semarang.

BK: How is ESL doing, is it nice to have a break or do you wish they were at the top right now?
RT:I dont have a clue how ESL is doing. I really wish everyone on that team was level 79 and we were back in the WL. The break was nice for the first season, but seriously.

BK: After playing 8 games, what team do you think is the hardest to GP for? why?
RT:meh

BK: Talk about the WL. How do you feel about it? Do you think the current system is working?
RT:It's the best, and i think a good example of why is Cobra Kai. They've spent like 15 seasons telling anyone who'd listen that the WL doesnt matter, and they finally get here with a half-way competent squad and they're
like a baby who just discovered his penis. Cant stop playing with it, cant stop pointing to it, refuses to put it away. And more power to them... the WL is pretty much the only thing in this game that works.

BK:If you could be Bort for a day, what kind of changes would we see in GLB land?
RT:First I'd fix the sim. That'd probably take up like half my day. Rest of the day i'd spend firing mods probably.

BK: What teams have surprised you most this season in the WL? Disappointed you the most?
RT:Semarang has surprised me the most, obviously. I wrote this really great speech about how terrible they all were, each and every one of them, and unfortunately i have proven to be
such an amazing DC that I dont even know if i'm going to be able to give it this season. Did you know i've held five WL teams to under a touchdown a piece?
of course, it means that all our games look like this:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1869315
but that's what happens when all the receivers on your team have 170+ speed and 30 catching.

Disappointed, probably with Dpride59 is the best. You call that trolling? I am disappoint.

BK: Who are your top 5 WL teams?
RT:meh

BK: Tell me something about Rusty that not everyone in the WL already knows.
RT:Cymbalta made me shit once a week, gave me crazy delayed ejaculation, and eventually made my hair start to fall out. Then i Stopped taking it and cried for 2 days.


BK:Talk about the blazzinken dude and why you think he is the coolest in the WL?
RT:Impeccable taste, imo.

Maybe I can put some thoughts here....

If not, I can always just quote Jiddy

Discovered I gotta what?

I ate the beef chuck roll today for lunch for a 2nd time and it was freaking 100x better than the 1st time, I asked for 2 sides of ketchup for their healthy french fries which were amazing and 2 sides of the chimichura sauce and I dipped that sandwhich into it like I was never going to eat again. Flat out incredible, and all I have to say is thanks rusty, bc it was worth a 15 minute drive to get it and I will be going back

Originally posted by Dpride59
I ate the beef chuck roll today for lunch for a 2nd time and it was freaking 100x better than the 1st time, I asked for 2 sides of ketchup for their healthy french fries which were amazing and 2 sides of the chimichura sauce and I dipped that sandwhich into it like I was never going to eat again. Flat out incredible, and all I have to say is thanks rusty, bc it was worth a 15 minute drive to get it and I will be going back

did you park in the ramp and get your parking validated?

Originally posted by The Second Coming of Rusty Trombone
did you park in the ramp and get your parking validated?

no, there was a parking lot across the street right by that loading dock on 10th and there was a frito lay truck blocking most of the lot so I slipped in behind him and ran across the street. I ran back to my truck with the food bc the way I eat that thing I don't even want strangers seeing it

best interview ever

Originally posted by blazzinken
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
14 ...... 27 ........ 4 ........ 0.672 ........ 3-5...... The Capetown Cubicles Strike Back
14 ........ 4 ...... 29 ........ 0.578 ........ 3-5...... C-Town MF'n Hood
so uh.. c-town mf'n hoodicles next season?

Originally posted by blazzinken
Big thanks to Rusty for the interview.

BK= Blazzinken
RT:= Rusty Trombone

...

BK:Talk about the blazzinken dude and why you think he is the coolest in the WL?
RT:Impeccable taste, imo.


would read again

he said panis