Warrior General Games

Dateline--Comoros

Anchorman-"It's not every day you meet an alcoholic squirrel talented enough to block for the premier RB in AA#3. However, we've done just that. The squirrel was named after a Union Civil War General and has quite the mean streak from what we've seen. We've gotten rights to an exclusive interview with the beligerant RT."

William "Total War" Sherman-"You jags gonna ask me a question yet or should I get back to getting drunk?"

Anchorman-"We'll let you get back to that as soon as possible Mr. Sherman. In the mean time we had a few questions for you."

William "Total War" Sherman-"Shoot! I'm still drinkin'. Squirrells get pissed when they drink so you best ask your questions quick or I'll facer@pe your cameraman."

Anchorman-"So your team's star RB has come under some pretty intense fire lately. What are your thoughts on the issue?"

William "Total War" Sherman-"I think it's 100% pure unadulturated bullsh!t."

Anchorman-"Why's that?"

William "Total War" Sherman-"I aint been hittin' the weights enough. You can bet your nancy @$$ that *explitive deleted* is done with. I'm takin' every performance enhancement drug you can name nowadays."

Anchorman-"Are you going to quit your vices? That may also enhance your performance you know? We hear your quite a smoker and you have a bit of a fondness for the firewater."

William "Total War" Sherman-"What kinda retarded question is that? What's an OT w/o his booze & smokes?"

Anchorman-"I'd wager you'd have more endurance and a longer life if you did quit those vices. Both cigarettes and alcohol can significantly reduce your..."

William "Total War" Sherman-"Your not my mother last I checked the b!+ch was a f_*k!n squirrell. I thought this was about my teammate can you stop worrying about my lifestyle and get back on topic?"

Anchorman-"Surely, so you said you were going to do all the performance enhancing drugs you could get your hands on Mr. Sherman aren't you worried about repercussions from GLB? Last I heard they had a pretty stringent drug policy."

William "Total War" Sherman-"So basically, what your asking me is am I scared of the meat gazer?"

Anchorman-"Meat gazer?"

William "Total War" Sherman-"You know the guy that watches you while you p!$$?"

Anchorman-"They watch you when you pee?"

William "Total War" Sherman-"You've never taken a drug test have you?"

Anchorman-"No."

William "Total War" Sherman-"That explains how you got the job. Your a moron. I'll finish the interview for you. D3 will return to prominance and Curyal will continue to excel as well. The Crocs will have the most potent rushing attack in GLB history and ya'all can kiss my @$$. P!$$ed off squirrel-out."

As Sherman faces away from the camera it turns and catches a shot of "Dirty" Dirt Diggler backstage awaiting the O-Lineman to finish up the interview. As sherman hides off camera the two meet up and shake hands. Diggler offers a smoke to Sherman and the two superstars head towards the parking area where a limo full of ladies is awaiting.

The camera looking for some prime material follows the two outside towards the limo.

Comoros Defense Tackle Brickhouse jackson as well as CB "Lord" Thomas Drake can be seen inside the limo with the ladies as the two stars, Sherman and Diggler enter the limo and hop in.

They jump inside and head off with women standing up out of the limo as loud music can be heard blasting from the ride. Police lead the way as well as tail the limo due to the recent events involving Dirt Diggler.

A sports write from th Djibouti Enguirer has reported that the "women" in the limo were actually players from the Cairo Centurians dressed in drag who were hoping that the "entertainment" they provided would convice the two to jump ship (or at least wear them out before the next game).

An underground viral video of the escapades in the limo are reported to be floating around the internet.

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A sports write from th Djibouti Enguirer has reported that the "women" in the limo were actually players from the Cairo Centurians dressed in drag who were hoping that the "entertainment" they provided would convice the two to jump ship (or at least wear them out before the next game).

An underground viral video of the escapades in the limo are reported to be floating around the internet.rofl