Warrior General Games

Sorry this is late, was away from my computer all day and wasn't about to do this on my cell. And remember that the projections don't factor in boosting.

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.537 ........ 9-2...... Chicago 85' Bears
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.479 ........ 10-1.... PAIN NATION MIDGETS
3.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.455 ........ 10-1.... Maine Grenadiers
4.. ...... 18 ........ 3 ........ 0.455 ........ 9-2...... Ogopogo Lake Monsters
5.. ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.488 ........ 9-2...... Team Tapout
6.. ........ 8 ...... 18 ........ 0.421 ........ 9-2...... Brigate Nere Italia
7.. ........ 7 ...... 10 ........ 0.463 ........ 8-3...... Crib Midgets
8.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.512 ........ 7-4...... The Insane Asylum
9.. ........ 2 ........ 7 ........ 0.496 ........ 7-4...... Boendby Pee Wee Bengals
10 ...... 10 ........ 6 ........ 0.488 ........ 7-4...... Devil's Advocates
11 ...... 14 ...... 21 ........ 0.521 ........ 7-4...... Shy Town Bears
12 ........ 5 ...... 14 ........ 0.471 ........ 7-4...... Fighting Gamecocks
13 ...... 23 ........ 5 ........ 0.421 ........ 8-3...... SAS Chicken Stranglers
14 ...... 17 ...... 23 ........ 0.537 ........ 6-5...... Atlantic City Surf
15 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.421 ........ 6-5...... Short Bus Window Lickers
16 ...... 27 ...... 16 ........ 0.537 ........ 6-5...... Rockford Revival
17 ...... 26 ...... 17 ........ 0.554 ........ 5-6...... Cascade surlyGoats
18 ...... 24 ...... 12 ........ 0.579 ........ 5-6...... Twin Peaks
19 ...... 20 ...... 22 ........ 0.529 ........ 5-6...... Providence Nose Pickers
20 ........ 9 ...... 19 ........ 0.529 ........ 6-5...... Springfield Test Dummies
21 ...... 15 ...... 15 ........ 0.438 ........ 5-6...... Little Green Men
22 ...... 13 ...... 13 ........ 0.488 ........ 4-7...... Montpellier Wildcats
23 ...... 21 ...... 25 ........ 0.521 ........ 5-6...... Baytown Bulldogs
24 ...... 19 ...... 24 ........ 0.504 ........ 4-7...... DIRTY INC.
24 ...... 16 ...... 20 ........ 0.529 ........ 3-8...... Lunch Box
26 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.521 ........ 3-8...... South Carolina Muddwhomps
27 ...... 22 ...... 27 ........ 0.587 ........ 1-10.... Addict Nation PW
28 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.446 ........ 3-8...... Arizona Spittoons
29 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.537 ........ 2-9...... Crazytown Invisible Killer Clowns
30 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.496 ........ 0-11.... Woodinville Truth
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.521 ........ 0-11.... Kill Devil Hill Flyers
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.521 ........ 0-11.... Texas Shorthorns


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  72 -     9    PAIN NATION MIDGETS def. Arizona Spittoons
  38 -   11    Chicago 85' Bears def. Rockford Revival
  32 -   29    Team Tapout def. Brigate Nere Italia
  71 -   17    Crib Midgets def. South Carolina Muddwhomps
  65 -   20    Boendby Pee Wee Bengals def. DIRTY INC.
  35 -   32    Providence Nose Pickers def. Atlantic City Surf
  41 -   16    Cascade surlyGoats def. Crazytown Invisible Killer Clowns
  78 -   12    Lunch Box def. Woodinville Truth
  32 -   21    Maine Grenadiers def. Short Bus Window Lickers
  18 -   14    Ogopogo Lake Monsters def. SAS Chicken Stranglers
102 -     2    Devil's Advocates def. Kill Devil Hill Flyers
  35 -   30    The Insane Asylum def. Fighting Gamecocks
  32 -   25    Little Green Men def. Shy Town Bears
  56 -   28    Springfield Test Dummies def. Baytown Bulldogs
  23 -   19    Montpellier Wildcats def. Twin Peaks
101 -     3    Addict Nation PW def. Texas Shorthorns


Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
  27 -   16    PAIN NATION MIDGETS def. Maine Grenadiers

I can hear Gerr now...

"Well I figured I would boost since I managed to do so well with TIA while on auto pilot... no really, I only occasionally added a play here or there, but based on nothing but what I saw someone else run once. It didn't even work for them, but I wanted to try it..... no really, I hadn't noticed that the team last weak exposed that hole.... Anyways, I never said I wouldn't try, just that I didn't care if I won.... Well I know I said I didn't care if I won, but since I did win, I decided to boost.... well yes, of course I care now that I won, but it wasn't until after I won that cared that I won, so I wasn't actually lying before.... No I don't feel stupid for boosting now that TIA is out of the playoffs..... I always said I never cared if I won..... well I know I said I cared after I boosted, but only in that I like to win and be competitive. I never really intended to try to win the trophy..... Well I guess I did want to win the trophy, but only to prove a point that Owners should not be allowed more than 1 team in Gold, so really, I did all this for the good of PWG........."

Edit to add:

"....... Also, I think for the good of building parity and helping the young guys out, everyone that beat my TIA and C85B team should post their builds in the main forum. I am willing to show my builds, so all the teams better than me should show theirs too.... "

I think Gerr is an important man of words....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A&feature=related

Jesus mike, will you give it a rest. Where the hell did this come from? Just decided to restart the flame war randomly on one of my weekly ranking posts? Are you that bored? Well, I guess since you can't seem to win anything in GLB, you need something to do with your time here...

And no way should my 85'B team be ranked #1, PNM should have that honor, and probably MG #2. I have been saying for a while that we need to come up with a new ranking system and then have someone code it as a script as the current scripts put why too much weight on SOS.

The reason I mentioned the boosting thing is that I noticed that my TIA is projected to beat FGC, but since FGC is boosted, my TIA is likely to get their butts whooped. So it's obvious that the script doesn't factor in boosting into it's projection calculations.

PNM ought to be number 1 I think.

Originally posted by The Eagle
PNM ought to be number 1 I think.

Agreed, this script puts too much weight on SoS.

Just determine your own rankings....then we can fight the battle of opinions are like elbows and assholes. But it does make the forum lively and more entertaining than scripts imo

Here's my rankings:

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ...... 10 ........ 6 ........ 0.488 ........ 7-4...... Devil's Advocates
(I met my wife at ASU so Devil's are cool, they beat out Kill Devil Hill Flyers because they advocated for awesome things)
2.. ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.521 ........ 0-11.... Kill Devil Hill Flyers
(Devil's are cool, had they sent like a lobbyist from the hill they might have overcome the advocates)
3.. ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.446 ........ 3-8...... Arizona Spittoons
(Anything that let's you spit inside is GTG in my book)
4.. ...... 21 ...... 25 ........ 0.521 ........ 5-6...... Baytown Bulldogs
(Remember the British Bulldogs from WWF, and Junkyard Dog... those puppies they brought out were cute)
5.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.537 ........ 9-2...... Chicago 85' Bears
(The bears sparked the best SNL Skits EVER!!!!!)
6.. ...... 14 ...... 21 ........ 0.521 ........ 7-4...... Shy Town Bears
(Shy, bears are better than care bears, but not as good as Chicago Bears)
7.. ...... 26 ...... 17 ........ 0.554 ........ 5-6...... Cascade surlyGoats
(Seriously, who wouldn't want a pet goat. You'd never have to mow your lawn)
8.. ........ 2 ........ 7 ........ 0.496 ........ 7-4...... Boendby Pee Wee Bengals
(Speaking of pets, have you ever seen a Toyger? I totally want one, these guys remind me of one)
9.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.512 ........ 7-4...... The Insane Asylum
(reminds me of home so they break the top 10)
10 ........ 5 ...... 14 ........ 0.471 ........ 7-4...... Fighting Gamecocks
(LOL you said Cock)
11 ...... 17 ...... 23 ........ 0.537 ........ 6-5...... Atlantic City Surf
(What happens in Atlantic City .... is still not as good as Vegas so they don't get the top 10)
12 ...... 19 ...... 24 ........ 0.504 ........ 4-7...... DIRTY INC.
(Of course Ink is dirty, did you ever have a pen explode on you in your pocket.. that crap gets everywhere)
13 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.421 ........ 6-5...... Short Bus Window Lickers
(I rode one to school when I was a kid, not because I was special, but because the other kids I rode the both with were)
14 ...... 27 ...... 16 ........ 0.537 ........ 6-5...... Rockford Revival
(Who doesn't love a good revival... )
15 ...... 23 ........ 5 ........ 0.421 ........ 8-3...... SAS Chicken Stranglers
(LOL Chicken stranglers... I see what you did there)
16 ...... 18 ........ 3 ........ 0.455 ........ 9-2...... Ogopogo Lake Monsters
(Only reason they are this high is because Lake Monsters are awesome! wTF is an OGOPOGO... a kid jumping stick?)
17 ...... 24 ...... 12 ........ 0.579 ........ 5-6...... Twin Peaks
(Wasn't this an old TV show.. bonus points for old fogies.)
18 ...... 20 ...... 22 ........ 0.529 ........ 5-6...... Providence Nose Pickers
(I'm not sure what is more gross, Nose Picking or Providence, Rhode Island)
19 ........ 9 ...... 19 ........ 0.529 ........ 6-5...... Springfield Test Dummies
(Wait, how'd I rank my team so low.... )
20 ...... 15 ...... 15 ........ 0.438 ........ 5-6...... Little Green Men
(They're coming for us!!!!!!!)
21 ...... 13 ...... 13 ........ 0.488 ........ 4-7...... Montpellier Wildcats
(Wildcats would have got them the number one spot since I went to Kansas State, but being from Vermont or is it france... either one... not good bro, need to move)
22 ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.455 ........ 10-1.... Maine Grenadiers
(LOL 17th Century french soliders surrender as much as current french soliders)
23 ...... 16 ...... 20 ........ 0.529 ........ 3-8...... Lunch Box
(I had one once, so that's why they aren't #32, still kind of a stupid name for a football team)
24 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.521 ........ 3-8...... South Carolina Muddwhomps
(Honestly, I forgot about you guys so I just threw you at the bottom)
25 ...... 22 ...... 27 ........ 0.587 ........ 1-10.... Addict Nation PW
(I'm addicted to Caffeine and don't like it, so I don't like other addicts)
26 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.496 ........ 0-11.... Woodinville Truth
(It's out there)
27 ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.488 ........ 9-2...... Team Tapout
(MMA has sucked since they introduced weight classes.... Hoyce Gracie vs a Sumo Wrestler was AWESOME!!!)
28 ........ 8 ...... 18 ........ 0.421 ........ 9-2...... Brigate Nere Italia
(English Mother Lover, DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!!!)
29 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.521 ........ 0-11.... Texas Shorthorns
(Tuck Fexas, go K-State!!!!)
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.479 ........ 10-1.... PAIN NATION MIDGETS
(Midgets Scare me!!!!)
31 ........ 7 ...... 10 ........ 0.463 ........ 8-3...... Crib Midgets
(Baby midgets even more so)
32 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.537 ........ 2-9...... Crazytown Invisible Killer Clowns
(but not as much as clowns... let alone invisible clowns!!!)

Originally posted by sigepmagicmike
I can hear Gerr now...

"Well I figured I would boost since I managed to do so well with TIA while on auto pilot... no really, I only occasionally added a play here or there, but based on nothing but what I saw someone else run once. It didn't even work for them, but I wanted to try it..... no really, I hadn't noticed that the team last weak exposed that hole.... Anyways, I never said I wouldn't try, just that I didn't care if I won.... Well I know I said I didn't care if I won, but since I did win, I decided to boost.... well yes, of course I care now that I won, but it wasn't until after I won that cared that I won, so I wasn't actually lying before.... No I don't feel stupid for boosting now that TIA is out of the playoffs..... I always said I never cared if I won..... well I know I said I cared after I boosted, but only in that I like to win and be competitive. I never really intended to try to win the trophy..... Well I guess I did want to win the trophy, but only to prove a point that Owners should not be allowed more than 1 team in Gold, so really, I did all this for the good of PWG........."

Edit to add:

"....... Also, I think for the good of building parity and helping the young guys out, everyone that beat my TIA and C85B team should post their builds in the main forum. I am willing to show my builds, so all the teams better than me should show theirs too.... "

Wow obsess much???

lol great stuff Kearey!

Mad props Kaerey, especially for giving us the #1 slot lol

nice one

LOL...good one!

Originally posted by Kaerey
I had one once, so that's why they aren't #32, still kind of a stupid name for a football team

Whats not Pee Wee about lunch boxes? Someone musta stole yours and you're still bitter imo