#1-L.A. Halos(1-0)-The Halos roll over The Impact Players(0-1), 80-7. The outcome was never really in doubt as the Halos took a 24-0 lead into halftime. L.A. had all offensive gears working as they piled on nearly 800 yards of total offense, led by Lucky Juke who finished with 217 yards rushing and 4 TD's. Freak added 11 catches for 139 yards and 2 TD's. On defense, Grin finished with 6 tackles, and an interception. The Halos maintain the #1 position, but it will be tested on Sunday when they travel to face Algoma Blames Stu(1-0).
#2-Louisiana Screaming Pelicans(1-0)-Louisiana opens the season routing the KC Chiefs(0-1), 94-0 is typical Pelican fashion. They jumped on the Chiefs early and often and this was never a contest with Louisiana racking up 38 first half points. The Pelicans were led by -=Champ=- Courtney Roby who racked up 4 return TD's, and added a 68 yard TD run on offense. -=Champ=- Robert Meachum abused the Chief secondary for 6 catches, 194 yards and 3 TD's. On defense, -=Champ=- Jabari Greer grabbed 8 tackles, and 4 PD's, and -=Champ=- Charles Grant added 5 tackles, 2 hurries and 2 sacks. #2 Louisiana hosts #7 Windsor Nobles(1-0) on Sunday, a team that had a defensive battle vs. The Pink Toothbrush(0-1) today.
#3-Doinitin Djibouti(1-0)-The Djibouti have a tough fight vs. Great Songs but come out on top, 23-10. Doinitin went in the locker room with a 13-3 lead and dominated time of possession in the 2nd half, and Songs(0-1) could not mount a comeback against the stifling defense after the Djibouti scored on their first possession in the 2nd half. The Djibouti were led on offense by Two Hearted Ale(16 Rush, 78.5yds; 0 Rec, 0yds; 1 TD) and on defense, Chazno Trauma racked up 8 tackles, 1 sack and a hurry. Dointin hosts #10 Canucklehead Brigade(1-0) on Sunday in their first conference match-up.
#4 Tradewest Battletoads-(1-0)-Tradewest handles a good Helsinki Coyotes(0-1) team and comes out on top, 26-9. The Toads got started early taking a 16-3 lead into halftime,and then put it away for good when Dozer Cruiser rumbled for a 19 yard touchdown run midway through the 3rd quarter ending any possibility of an upset bid. Tradewest was led on offense by Zeus, who finished with 5 catches, for 100 yards. On defense, last years Zeta MVP continues to frustrate offenses as he puts up 4 tackles, 5 hurries and 4 sacks. The #4 Toads have a big-time match-up on Sunday when they travel to face the #6 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg on Sunday on Mini-Helmet day at the yard.
#5 Texas Lone Stars(1-0)-The Lone Stars crush a solid Porto Alegre PBR Farmers(0-1) team 50-7. The Lone Stars started off slow, down 7-3 after the first quarter, but then they responded with 47 unanswered points to run away with it and never looked back. Texas was led on offense by Whodey just ran by you! who racked up 84 yards rushing and 2 TD's. On defense, Porter Colarossi grabbed 6 tackles and 5 sacks. The #5 Lone Stars will travel on Sunday to face the FOUR HORSEMEN(0-1) who fell to western co-favorite Czech Yourself(1-0) today.
#6 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg(1-0)- Stuttgart moves up to the #6 slow after dusting off Tangiers Cape Buffalo(0-1), 129-0. Another game that was decided early, as the Blitzkrieg score 45 unanswered first half points and went into cruise control. Stuttgart held Tangiers to only 176 total yards offense. On offense Stuka 'Kanonen Vogel' rushed for 292 yards and 4 touchdowns. On defense, Hong Kong _Phooey deflected 6 balls, only allowed 2 receptions on 8 targets, and added 3 tackles. Stuttgart has a huge test against the #4 Tradewest Battletoads on Sunday on mini-helmet day at the park in a game that should be a great one.
#7 Windsor Nobles(1-0)-The Nobles drop down a slot after a tough battle vs. The Pink Toothbrush(0-1). The Nobles only scored one touchdown late in the first quarter when Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale connected with Thomas Brusobut on a 27 yard touchdown pass, and that was enough to outlast Toothbrush, 10-6. Windor's defense was too much for Pink, as they prevented them from threatening for most of the 2nd half. Windsor was led on offense by Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale, 11/27 138 yards and a TD. On defense, King Of Da South led the way with 4 tackles, 5 PD's, and only allowed 5 catches on 12 attempts. The #7 Nobles have a nightmare match-up on Sunday when they travel to face the #2 Louisiana Screaming Pelicans(1-0).
#8 Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience(1-0) -Cheers blows out a Stockholm Dynamites(0-1) team 64-10. Cheers jumped on Stockholm early, heading into the locker room with a 30-7 lead, before blowing out the Dynamites 34-3 in the second half. Cheers who moves up a spot was led on offense by Siran Stacy who racked up 74 total yards and 3 TD's. Kicker Rob Hart had a huge game connecting on 5 FG's. On defense, Eddie Maiden had 4 tackles, only allowed 4 receptions on 9 targets and added 4 PD's. #8 Cheers will host the #10 Village Dogs(1-0) on Sunday in another great match-up from the Eastern Conference.
#9 Canucklehead Brigade(1-0)- The Brigade have no problem taking care of the VTech Hokies(0-1) dispatching them 30-3. The Hokies never really threatened and they were completely shut down by the Brigade defense in the 2nd half. The Brigade was led on offense by Ted "The Architect" Mosby who finished with 74 total yards and a TD, and Movin' the chains! who also finished with 74 rushing yards and a TD. Special teams returner Darth Voorhees probably blew the game open for good when he took a Hokie kick-off 88 yards for a TD following their 2nd quarter FG. On defense, The hornet's nest! had a big game with 5 tackles, 2 pass deflections and 2 forced fumbles.
The #9 Brigade travel on Sunday to face the #3 Doinitin Djibouti(1-0) on Sunday in another beastly eastern conference match-up.
#10 Village Dogs(1-0) The Village Dogs move into the #10 slot after the Legends horrific loss, and do it by dominating the Kansas State Wildcats(0-1), 66-0.The Village Dogs held Kansas Sate to only 78 total yards offense and kept them off the field by owning time of possession in this game. The Dogs were led on offense by Maxwell Carter, who rushed for 82 yards and 4 TD's and Matt Bradford had a nice day going for 13/21 for 153 yards and 2 TD's. On defense, Darren Jennings finished with 7 tackles, and returned an interception 41 yards for a touchdown. The #10 Village Dogs will travel on Sunday to face the #8 Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience(1-0) on Sunday in a battle of top 10 teams.
Teams on the bubble ready to jump into the top 10
Osaka Storm (1-0), , Bali Insurrection(1-0), Algoma Blames Stu(1-0), Half Moon Bay Breakers(1-0), Czech Yourself(1-0), Frogtown Posse(1-0)
#2-Louisiana Screaming Pelicans(1-0)-Louisiana opens the season routing the KC Chiefs(0-1), 94-0 is typical Pelican fashion. They jumped on the Chiefs early and often and this was never a contest with Louisiana racking up 38 first half points. The Pelicans were led by -=Champ=- Courtney Roby who racked up 4 return TD's, and added a 68 yard TD run on offense. -=Champ=- Robert Meachum abused the Chief secondary for 6 catches, 194 yards and 3 TD's. On defense, -=Champ=- Jabari Greer grabbed 8 tackles, and 4 PD's, and -=Champ=- Charles Grant added 5 tackles, 2 hurries and 2 sacks. #2 Louisiana hosts #7 Windsor Nobles(1-0) on Sunday, a team that had a defensive battle vs. The Pink Toothbrush(0-1) today.
#3-Doinitin Djibouti(1-0)-The Djibouti have a tough fight vs. Great Songs but come out on top, 23-10. Doinitin went in the locker room with a 13-3 lead and dominated time of possession in the 2nd half, and Songs(0-1) could not mount a comeback against the stifling defense after the Djibouti scored on their first possession in the 2nd half. The Djibouti were led on offense by Two Hearted Ale(16 Rush, 78.5yds; 0 Rec, 0yds; 1 TD) and on defense, Chazno Trauma racked up 8 tackles, 1 sack and a hurry. Dointin hosts #10 Canucklehead Brigade(1-0) on Sunday in their first conference match-up.
#4 Tradewest Battletoads-(1-0)-Tradewest handles a good Helsinki Coyotes(0-1) team and comes out on top, 26-9. The Toads got started early taking a 16-3 lead into halftime,and then put it away for good when Dozer Cruiser rumbled for a 19 yard touchdown run midway through the 3rd quarter ending any possibility of an upset bid. Tradewest was led on offense by Zeus, who finished with 5 catches, for 100 yards. On defense, last years Zeta MVP continues to frustrate offenses as he puts up 4 tackles, 5 hurries and 4 sacks. The #4 Toads have a big-time match-up on Sunday when they travel to face the #6 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg on Sunday on Mini-Helmet day at the yard.
#5 Texas Lone Stars(1-0)-The Lone Stars crush a solid Porto Alegre PBR Farmers(0-1) team 50-7. The Lone Stars started off slow, down 7-3 after the first quarter, but then they responded with 47 unanswered points to run away with it and never looked back. Texas was led on offense by Whodey just ran by you! who racked up 84 yards rushing and 2 TD's. On defense, Porter Colarossi grabbed 6 tackles and 5 sacks. The #5 Lone Stars will travel on Sunday to face the FOUR HORSEMEN(0-1) who fell to western co-favorite Czech Yourself(1-0) today.
#6 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg(1-0)- Stuttgart moves up to the #6 slow after dusting off Tangiers Cape Buffalo(0-1), 129-0. Another game that was decided early, as the Blitzkrieg score 45 unanswered first half points and went into cruise control. Stuttgart held Tangiers to only 176 total yards offense. On offense Stuka 'Kanonen Vogel' rushed for 292 yards and 4 touchdowns. On defense, Hong Kong _Phooey deflected 6 balls, only allowed 2 receptions on 8 targets, and added 3 tackles. Stuttgart has a huge test against the #4 Tradewest Battletoads on Sunday on mini-helmet day at the park in a game that should be a great one.
#7 Windsor Nobles(1-0)-The Nobles drop down a slot after a tough battle vs. The Pink Toothbrush(0-1). The Nobles only scored one touchdown late in the first quarter when Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale connected with Thomas Brusobut on a 27 yard touchdown pass, and that was enough to outlast Toothbrush, 10-6. Windor's defense was too much for Pink, as they prevented them from threatening for most of the 2nd half. Windsor was led on offense by Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale, 11/27 138 yards and a TD. On defense, King Of Da South led the way with 4 tackles, 5 PD's, and only allowed 5 catches on 12 attempts. The #7 Nobles have a nightmare match-up on Sunday when they travel to face the #2 Louisiana Screaming Pelicans(1-0).
#8 Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience(1-0) -Cheers blows out a Stockholm Dynamites(0-1) team 64-10. Cheers jumped on Stockholm early, heading into the locker room with a 30-7 lead, before blowing out the Dynamites 34-3 in the second half. Cheers who moves up a spot was led on offense by Siran Stacy who racked up 74 total yards and 3 TD's. Kicker Rob Hart had a huge game connecting on 5 FG's. On defense, Eddie Maiden had 4 tackles, only allowed 4 receptions on 9 targets and added 4 PD's. #8 Cheers will host the #10 Village Dogs(1-0) on Sunday in another great match-up from the Eastern Conference.
#9 Canucklehead Brigade(1-0)- The Brigade have no problem taking care of the VTech Hokies(0-1) dispatching them 30-3. The Hokies never really threatened and they were completely shut down by the Brigade defense in the 2nd half. The Brigade was led on offense by Ted "The Architect" Mosby who finished with 74 total yards and a TD, and Movin' the chains! who also finished with 74 rushing yards and a TD. Special teams returner Darth Voorhees probably blew the game open for good when he took a Hokie kick-off 88 yards for a TD following their 2nd quarter FG. On defense, The hornet's nest! had a big game with 5 tackles, 2 pass deflections and 2 forced fumbles.
The #9 Brigade travel on Sunday to face the #3 Doinitin Djibouti(1-0) on Sunday in another beastly eastern conference match-up.
#10 Village Dogs(1-0) The Village Dogs move into the #10 slot after the Legends horrific loss, and do it by dominating the Kansas State Wildcats(0-1), 66-0.The Village Dogs held Kansas Sate to only 78 total yards offense and kept them off the field by owning time of possession in this game. The Dogs were led on offense by Maxwell Carter, who rushed for 82 yards and 4 TD's and Matt Bradford had a nice day going for 13/21 for 153 yards and 2 TD's. On defense, Darren Jennings finished with 7 tackles, and returned an interception 41 yards for a touchdown. The #10 Village Dogs will travel on Sunday to face the #8 Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience(1-0) on Sunday in a battle of top 10 teams.
Teams on the bubble ready to jump into the top 10
Osaka Storm (1-0), , Bali Insurrection(1-0), Algoma Blames Stu(1-0), Half Moon Bay Breakers(1-0), Czech Yourself(1-0), Frogtown Posse(1-0)
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