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+1 if you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

+1!

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i pee on the floor to make as much noise as possible

My stream is too powerful, it will splash everywhere

I pee on ur wife

I pee sitting down to show my support for breast cancer awareness.

Originally posted by jtserb
+1 if you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

I like to hear the sound of my piss hitting liquid, gives me a sense of self belief in myself and my indomitable power as a male of the human species

Originally posted by Moondog22
I like to hear the sound of my piss hitting liquid, gives me a sense of self belief in myself and my indomitable power as a male of the human species

You are pussy whipped and we all know it

I only pee on the side when I'm trying to clean off old sh*tstains.

Originally posted by Jiddy78
I only pee on the side when I'm trying to clean off old sh*tstains.

this is why I take my morning shits at the office..

Originally posted by bug03
this is why I take my morning shits at the office..

So other folks with bad aim can hit the seat trying to take out your sh*tstains? And then you can sit on it with zero knowledge of how thorough the cleaning service is?

That's hot.

jiddy beat me to my pee location. You don't need to scrub, just blast it with piss.

Every good office building has one shitter that is woefully underutilized by the masses. I will go out of my way to claim my throne room.

There they are again,
Overwhelming feelings
A thousand EL points away
Stuck in ole Oceania Pro

Thoughts of what they were invade
The teams that stand between
They cannot beat
They're not at all what they hoped to become

Dpride59 they see you
Merging with better teams
to avoid demotion
World League they miss you