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Jiddy78
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It all started when I was just a little boy...
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Jiddy78
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Originally posted by TrevJo
More like buttito thread
If a man walked up to me whilst I was enjoying a delicious burrito and said "Hey, whatcha got there? A BUTTITO? HA HA...THIS GUY'S EATING A BUTTITO."
Well, let's just say my spork, which is only used in the extremest of saucey circumstances, would be stained red before that day was over.
More like buttito thread
If a man walked up to me whilst I was enjoying a delicious burrito and said "Hey, whatcha got there? A BUTTITO? HA HA...THIS GUY'S EATING A BUTTITO."
Well, let's just say my spork, which is only used in the extremest of saucey circumstances, would be stained red before that day was over.
Pariah
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
If a man walked up to me whilst I was enjoying a delicious burrito and said "Hey, whatcha got there? A BUTTITO? HA HA...THIS GUY'S EATING A BUTTITO."
Well, let's just say my spork, which is only used in the extremest of saucey circumstances, would be stained red before that day was over.
Would you finish the burrito with the same spork you finished the dude with?
If a man walked up to me whilst I was enjoying a delicious burrito and said "Hey, whatcha got there? A BUTTITO? HA HA...THIS GUY'S EATING A BUTTITO."
Well, let's just say my spork, which is only used in the extremest of saucey circumstances, would be stained red before that day was over.
Would you finish the burrito with the same spork you finished the dude with?
Jiddy78
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Originally posted by Pariah
Would you finish the burrito with the same spork you finished the dude with?
If I was a vampire, I would search the world tirelessly for bloody burritos.
But in my current homo sapien state, I prefer my burritos lacking human bodily fluids of all kinds. That is usually a dealbreaker.
Granted, some of the guacamole out there is probably substandard to most human bodily fluids. What the f*ck people...Some spices, a little dash of lemon or lima, perhaps a smidgen of chopped tomato and (obviously) some avocado...This is f*cking rocket science? Really? What the f*ck is this green slop you assholes are throwing out there?
This brings up a good point.
Jiddy Burrito Rule #1: Always test the guacamole before you put it on your burrito...or you might regret it...Remember, it's a f*cking sloppy mess up in that sum-b...Once that crap is in there...You've committed...so there's no going back.
Would you finish the burrito with the same spork you finished the dude with?
If I was a vampire, I would search the world tirelessly for bloody burritos.
But in my current homo sapien state, I prefer my burritos lacking human bodily fluids of all kinds. That is usually a dealbreaker.
Granted, some of the guacamole out there is probably substandard to most human bodily fluids. What the f*ck people...Some spices, a little dash of lemon or lima, perhaps a smidgen of chopped tomato and (obviously) some avocado...This is f*cking rocket science? Really? What the f*ck is this green slop you assholes are throwing out there?
This brings up a good point.
Jiddy Burrito Rule #1: Always test the guacamole before you put it on your burrito...or you might regret it...Remember, it's a f*cking sloppy mess up in that sum-b...Once that crap is in there...You've committed...so there's no going back.
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