Apparently Lester's vat of chloroform has sprung a leak. It is venting into your locker room.
This chloroform was not intended to be used against you as we are an above board team, it was originally intended for the MILF's and soon to be prison.... er, I mean, cheerleaders.
Many apologies, Lester has arranged a microbrew and foam finger for each of your team members and assures us that he is sorry. He has been forced to do all his coke just before the game in an effort to "teach him a lesson".
Again, our apologies and good luck out there!
This chloroform was not intended to be used against you as we are an above board team, it was originally intended for the MILF's and soon to be prison.... er, I mean, cheerleaders.
Many apologies, Lester has arranged a microbrew and foam finger for each of your team members and assures us that he is sorry. He has been forced to do all his coke just before the game in an effort to "teach him a lesson".
Again, our apologies and good luck out there!