As we get ready for another GLB season I thought it would be good to sit down and talk with DPride, GLB's top bad boy. Unfortunately DPride was not available, so I took these actual quotes from Charlie Sheen and present them to you with questions about GLB, the World League, and his relationship with The Addicts. (Note: All the quotes that follow are Sheen's actual words not DPride's but they sorta fit.)
On why he is hated by so many GLB agents ...
"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way."
"I'm a grandiose life, and I'm embracing it."
"They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and then just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, you never will. Just stop trying. Sit back and enjoy the show."
On the reasons why he has done so well in this game ...
• "If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!'"
• "To have people think I'm insane or don't think what I'm saying is true, then I have no interest in their retarded opinions, I really don't."
On lingering hostilities from past trolled agents ...
• "People say: 'You have to work through your resentments.' Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang on to them and they're gonna fuel my attack."
• "Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."
On why he thinks there are more World League titles in store for the Blaze
• "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
On his recent battles with the Addicts ...
• "Basically, they strapped on their diapers."
• "I have real fame. They have nothing."
On his merger with Osaka ...
• "Thought you were messing with one dude? Sorry."
• "There's a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins."
• "My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math."
• "I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there."
Thoughts on his teams chances in season 21 ...
• "I don't know ... winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us."
• "It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."
On the lack of scrimmages this off-season ...
• "To quote the great Allen Iverson: 'Practice. Come on guys, we talkin' 'bout practice.'"
On where he formed his opinions on women and the game of GLB ...
• "Don't remember. Don't care. Drug tests don't lie."
• "I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll."
• "We're on a rocket ship to the moon some nights."
On what happens when someone attempts to out troll him in the forums ...
• "If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
On GLB's slow-march out of Beta ...
• "Who wants to deal with all the small talk and nonsense? And you're paying for something that eliminates that. But people are going to judge it, because they're so jealous."
• "We have to all sit in here and touch ourselves and frown."
On thoughts that the Blaze nearly demoted last year before a late-season playoff push ...
• "We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
• "I don't believe in panicking. Panicking is for amateurs and morons."
• "I don't have burnout in my gear box."
On how he was able to turn things around ...
• "I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself."
• "I'm not recovering like some p----."
• "I have a disease? Bull----. I cured it with my brain."
• "I've got tiger blood, man."
On how he really feels about 1hottie ...
• "Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed."
On rumors that his lack of posting is due to a forum ban and not because he was on a vacation to Mexico ...
• "Did you say Cancun or caboose? I don't know, I was in a blackout, man."
Regarding his rumored admittance in the GLB Addicts group ...
• "Really dude? Really?"
• "Park your nonsense."
If called on by Bort would he have a plan to fix GLB's blocking code ...
"Don't sweat it DeMaurice, your warlock/white knight tiger-blood assassin is on the way."
On how he deals with all the negative feedback he gets ...
• "They picked a fight with a warlock."
• "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently."
• "Go back to the troll hole where you came from."
• "I am special, and I will never be one of you."
How he plans to celebrate his next GLB championship ...
• "I'm going to hang out with these smoking hotties and fly privately all around the world."
• "I'm just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses."
On why he enjoys trolling so much ...
• "I'm just giving them what I guess they want, I just don't know if they can handle it."
• "Oh wait, can't process it. Loser. Winning. Buh-bye."
On what it would take for him to apply VA and SP during the regular season and actually game-plan ...
• "A little more, a little more. Add some gold! Add some gold! Bingo! ... I'm here to collect."
Best team name that has yet to be used in GLB ...
• "Gnarly Gnarlingtons."
On learning that his remaining GLB suspension points are now at 0 ...
• "I'm done. It's on. Bring it."
Reaction to being called out by a certain member of The Addicts ...
• "Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
Finally what will he be remembered for when he finally leaves GLB ...
• "Winning."
On why he is hated by so many GLB agents ...
"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way."
"I'm a grandiose life, and I'm embracing it."
"They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and then just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, you never will. Just stop trying. Sit back and enjoy the show."
On the reasons why he has done so well in this game ...
• "If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!'"
• "To have people think I'm insane or don't think what I'm saying is true, then I have no interest in their retarded opinions, I really don't."
On lingering hostilities from past trolled agents ...
• "People say: 'You have to work through your resentments.' Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang on to them and they're gonna fuel my attack."
• "Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."
On why he thinks there are more World League titles in store for the Blaze
• "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
On his recent battles with the Addicts ...
• "Basically, they strapped on their diapers."
• "I have real fame. They have nothing."
On his merger with Osaka ...
• "Thought you were messing with one dude? Sorry."
• "There's a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins."
• "My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math."
• "I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there."
Thoughts on his teams chances in season 21 ...
• "I don't know ... winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us."
• "It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."
On the lack of scrimmages this off-season ...
• "To quote the great Allen Iverson: 'Practice. Come on guys, we talkin' 'bout practice.'"
On where he formed his opinions on women and the game of GLB ...
• "Don't remember. Don't care. Drug tests don't lie."
• "I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll."
• "We're on a rocket ship to the moon some nights."
On what happens when someone attempts to out troll him in the forums ...
• "If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
On GLB's slow-march out of Beta ...
• "Who wants to deal with all the small talk and nonsense? And you're paying for something that eliminates that. But people are going to judge it, because they're so jealous."
• "We have to all sit in here and touch ourselves and frown."
On thoughts that the Blaze nearly demoted last year before a late-season playoff push ...
• "We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
• "I don't believe in panicking. Panicking is for amateurs and morons."
• "I don't have burnout in my gear box."
On how he was able to turn things around ...
• "I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself."
• "I'm not recovering like some p----."
• "I have a disease? Bull----. I cured it with my brain."
• "I've got tiger blood, man."
On how he really feels about 1hottie ...
• "Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed."
On rumors that his lack of posting is due to a forum ban and not because he was on a vacation to Mexico ...
• "Did you say Cancun or caboose? I don't know, I was in a blackout, man."
Regarding his rumored admittance in the GLB Addicts group ...
• "Really dude? Really?"
• "Park your nonsense."
If called on by Bort would he have a plan to fix GLB's blocking code ...
"Don't sweat it DeMaurice, your warlock/white knight tiger-blood assassin is on the way."
On how he deals with all the negative feedback he gets ...
• "They picked a fight with a warlock."
• "If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently."
• "Go back to the troll hole where you came from."
• "I am special, and I will never be one of you."
How he plans to celebrate his next GLB championship ...
• "I'm going to hang out with these smoking hotties and fly privately all around the world."
• "I'm just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses."
On why he enjoys trolling so much ...
• "I'm just giving them what I guess they want, I just don't know if they can handle it."
• "Oh wait, can't process it. Loser. Winning. Buh-bye."
On what it would take for him to apply VA and SP during the regular season and actually game-plan ...
• "A little more, a little more. Add some gold! Add some gold! Bingo! ... I'm here to collect."
Best team name that has yet to be used in GLB ...
• "Gnarly Gnarlingtons."
On learning that his remaining GLB suspension points are now at 0 ...
• "I'm done. It's on. Bring it."
Reaction to being called out by a certain member of The Addicts ...
• "Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
Finally what will he be remembered for when he finally leaves GLB ...
• "Winning."
Edited by seahawk10 on Mar 4, 2011 00:34:50
