First of all, I iz got to say I iz a bit nervous speakin to so many of you - at least me would be if I weren't totally mashed. Normally de only public-speaking I does is to 12 people - and it's well easy all me has to say iz me name and de words 'not guilty'.
I want to thank GLB for this honor. I'll be changing my job next year and it will be nice to finally have an accomplishment of sorts on my resume. I'd also like to thank Bort for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to GLB it cost me 110,000 Flex Points , so you'll forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious.
I feel a tremendous sense of accomplishment being here because I've banged chicks in every corner of the internet football community, except GLB. You are by far the toughest to get into. I accept this trophy on behalf of East Saint Louis and all of it's athletic supporters, and my partner, co-owner, and lifetime friend Plank, who is well known for having a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.........I would like to take this time to point out that sports people can avoid the pain of defeat by wearing comfortable shoes.
In closing I would mention that failure was never an option. It came bundled with the software. Anyway... Attitude is not about whether the glass is half full or half empty, it's about who is paying for the next round. After all, you can't beat a pickled egg.
Thank you
I want to thank GLB for this honor. I'll be changing my job next year and it will be nice to finally have an accomplishment of sorts on my resume. I'd also like to thank Bort for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to GLB it cost me 110,000 Flex Points , so you'll forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious.
I feel a tremendous sense of accomplishment being here because I've banged chicks in every corner of the internet football community, except GLB. You are by far the toughest to get into. I accept this trophy on behalf of East Saint Louis and all of it's athletic supporters, and my partner, co-owner, and lifetime friend Plank, who is well known for having a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.........I would like to take this time to point out that sports people can avoid the pain of defeat by wearing comfortable shoes.
In closing I would mention that failure was never an option. It came bundled with the software. Anyway... Attitude is not about whether the glass is half full or half empty, it's about who is paying for the next round. After all, you can't beat a pickled egg.
Thank you
