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Hello, all. I would like to tell you a tale about a little tale about a young laddie named Larry Bar. Gather round, and prepare for a story.

One day, in September of 1839, a man named Jospephheinmer Smith Bar was born. He reproduced 98 times. His wife was in pain a lot. In 1939, 100 years later, Jospephheinmer died. His youngest son was 2 years old. His name was Mary Bar. Jospephheinmer had thought that Mary was a girl at birth and hadn't bothered to give him a boy name. Mary reproduced only once, and his son was named Larry Bar. Mary died in a car crash at the age of 43, when Larry was 13. Mary's last words, as he died in the hospital, were "Play football, Larry. Make me proud...". Moments later Mary went to heaven. Ever since then, Larry has led an outcast life, mired by loneliness and suicidal thoughts. However, Larry persevered, and here Larry is today - on the Donegal Wailers, in Western Europe. Larry is playing for one purpose, and one purpose only - to live up to his father's dreams.
 
trentw
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Im pretty sure Mary meant "real" football, so my guess is he is ashamed and disappointed.
 
ittyblitz101
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Originally posted by trentw
Im pretty sure Mary meant "real" football, so my guess is he is ashamed and disappointed.


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MontyX
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Wait...
So Larry Bar is 41 and is just now a rookie?
Man, way to get after that goal of living out your dads dreams..










































































Slacker
 
ittyblitz101
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IT WAS THE MILITARY!
 
Moh7
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Strong safety's have to be in shape, i don't think a 43 year old can make it.

sorry
 
MontyX
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Originally posted by ittyblitz101
IT WAS THE MILITARY!


wait... what was the military?
 
ittyblitz101
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i meant that he was in the military before he was a football player so thats why he's old
 
ittyblitz101
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Originally posted by moh7
Strong safety's have to be in shape, i don't think a 43 year old can make it.

sorry


thats OK, he's in reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally great shape for a 43 year old, so theres no worry.
 
MontyX
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Wait, so he's a (im guessing) retired military man, who just happened to go "You know, I should really get around to playing some football" one day?

Which is more important man? Living out your family dream, or being in the military, sounds like Larry Bar is a man who doesnt know what he wants in life. Certainly not a man I would want on my team.
 
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Well, the build seems faithful to his age, having no acceleration, laughable speed and massively deteriorated eye sight -

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=623878



 
ittyblitz101
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Originally posted by SingleSam
Well, the build seems faithful to his age, having no acceleration, laughable speed and massively deteriorated eye sight -

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=623878





C'mon, he's level 5
 
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Originally posted by ittyblitz101
Originally posted by SingleSam

Well, the build seems faithful to his age, having no acceleration, laughable speed and massively deteriorated eye sight -

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=623878





C'mon, he's level 5



And I was joking
 


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