Back already?! Yes, its that time again.... and no i dont mean Munchbox is on his period either.... Im going to take a moment to explain just exactly what my life has come to. Shortly after I get home from work... the wife says "Hey want to watch the movie Childs Play with our Daughter" (Who is five and shouldnt be watching it anyways but thats besides the point) .....my response.... "I'll join you guys after i write my 5 things article" ... You guys have all but stolen a bit of my every other day life.... I almost feel violated. So, by show of hands, who thinks i actually learned anything this week....... Damn it Bryceps but your freakin hand down... I didnt think you'd actually raise it.
The Dirty Words of BThomasOwns..... "The Season of AI Catastrophe's"
1. Speaking of Bryceps the Great Foresee'r of the Future (No foresee'r is not a word, Yes i F'n made it up....Get off me) His S20 comeback team is............ TEXAS TERROR ........ Thats bold....After a 0-2 start, i figured they were done for... how could anyone come back from 2 games below .500. Thats mind blowing, i mean thats a comeback of magnificent proportions. They are now sitting at .500 for the season and the future really looks bright for this talented team that got its 1st win over a "Real CPU" team by 13. Its second win... ya know that big one that completed the comeback.... was against a "Fake CPU" team. But im going to take a page out of Texas Terrors book and blame it on a AI catastrophe on behalf of the Bulldogs.... or maybe RipTide just crashed and couldnt reboot himself.... told ya apple sucks.
2. I Retract my statement about the 3rd Coast Kings being the Shittiest 3-0 Team (tho they were the second shittiest undefeated team at the time). After a further look... The Monstarz arent very Scary AT ALL. They put up 23 points against the Golden Hill Mini Bones in week 3... The same team we trashed by 100+ in week 4. Oh not to mention, they got beat by 142 points by Bryceps the Great...... And this was a Undefeated Team folks... I dont get how you lose that bad..... UNLESS...... you had a AI Catastrophe... See all is forgiven......
3. Get this... Lactacting Nips lost to Chicago Machine... The same team i called pathetic in Week 4s article.... Moving on
(On a side note - Chicago Machine is 3-1, but the schedule has been good to them, so dont try getting cute Nips)
4. Bushidos and Stallions... Sounds like i stole that from Jersey Shore right? Anywho.. im trying to gage the competition but i cant..... Niether have played anybody impressive enough to give me any understanding as to where the talent level is. That and i havent seen either owner posting so i havent been able to judge based off the stupid crap they write like i have the rest of you. ok, just a few of you..... feel free to leave your guesses as to whom i may be referring to, and ill let them tell you if your right or not. But really, give me something to work with...and ill pass on snooki
5. Ok, im gassed about you Lame Ducks... Just replace D with F in the alphabet if you want to be politically correct. So im going to start a whole new list with real meaning.... ok it means absolutely nothing but with me being bored, not wanting to watch Childs Play, and the Superbowl coming up soon... i leave you with...
Top Ways To Liven The Superbowl
Less is more -- topless cheerleaders and bottomless punters.
Terrorists with explosives taped to their chests get in for free.
Halftime entertainment? Televised invasion of Cuba.
Replace the football with a monkey on crack.
Big halftime extravaganza featuring both East and West coast rappers.
Halftime "Two Mikes with Gloves" boxing match: Tyson vs. Jackson
When refs blows a call, they do a shot of tequila.
End-zone/touchdown dances must interpret one of the four seasons.
Halftime entertainment: The Ohio State Marching Band forms a giant
Bill and Monica, reenacts the entire Starr Report during halftime.
After halftime show, Stevie Wonder stays on as guest referee.
Randomly set off fireworks right behind Dan Reeves to see how his
quadruple bypass holds up.
Halftime "Flubber" grudge match between Robin Williams and
Fred McMurray's corpse.
More pre-game hype!!!!! This whole thing is just floundering in
obscurity.
Two words: Land mines!
Emeril arrives to "...kick up these hot dogs a notch!"
New penalty for delay of game? Amputation!
Marksman in Goodyear blimp authorized to take out anyone doing the
"Dirty Bird."
Hang a pinata between the goal posts filled with crack and gifts
certificates for hookers.
Halftime show consists of an entire NBA season.
Turn up the heat while Cher sings the National Anthem and get a
close-up of her face melting.
....Sh*t, Childs play is only a quarter of the way over....oh well, I'm off to watch... happy dotballing until next time!
The Dirty Words of BThomasOwns..... "The Season of AI Catastrophe's"
1. Speaking of Bryceps the Great Foresee'r of the Future (No foresee'r is not a word, Yes i F'n made it up....Get off me) His S20 comeback team is............ TEXAS TERROR ........ Thats bold....After a 0-2 start, i figured they were done for... how could anyone come back from 2 games below .500. Thats mind blowing, i mean thats a comeback of magnificent proportions. They are now sitting at .500 for the season and the future really looks bright for this talented team that got its 1st win over a "Real CPU" team by 13. Its second win... ya know that big one that completed the comeback.... was against a "Fake CPU" team. But im going to take a page out of Texas Terrors book and blame it on a AI catastrophe on behalf of the Bulldogs.... or maybe RipTide just crashed and couldnt reboot himself.... told ya apple sucks.
2. I Retract my statement about the 3rd Coast Kings being the Shittiest 3-0 Team (tho they were the second shittiest undefeated team at the time). After a further look... The Monstarz arent very Scary AT ALL. They put up 23 points against the Golden Hill Mini Bones in week 3... The same team we trashed by 100+ in week 4. Oh not to mention, they got beat by 142 points by Bryceps the Great...... And this was a Undefeated Team folks... I dont get how you lose that bad..... UNLESS...... you had a AI Catastrophe... See all is forgiven......
3. Get this... Lactacting Nips lost to Chicago Machine... The same team i called pathetic in Week 4s article.... Moving on
(On a side note - Chicago Machine is 3-1, but the schedule has been good to them, so dont try getting cute Nips)
4. Bushidos and Stallions... Sounds like i stole that from Jersey Shore right? Anywho.. im trying to gage the competition but i cant..... Niether have played anybody impressive enough to give me any understanding as to where the talent level is. That and i havent seen either owner posting so i havent been able to judge based off the stupid crap they write like i have the rest of you. ok, just a few of you..... feel free to leave your guesses as to whom i may be referring to, and ill let them tell you if your right or not. But really, give me something to work with...and ill pass on snooki
5. Ok, im gassed about you Lame Ducks... Just replace D with F in the alphabet if you want to be politically correct. So im going to start a whole new list with real meaning.... ok it means absolutely nothing but with me being bored, not wanting to watch Childs Play, and the Superbowl coming up soon... i leave you with...
Top Ways To Liven The Superbowl
Less is more -- topless cheerleaders and bottomless punters.
Terrorists with explosives taped to their chests get in for free.
Halftime entertainment? Televised invasion of Cuba.
Replace the football with a monkey on crack.
Big halftime extravaganza featuring both East and West coast rappers.
Halftime "Two Mikes with Gloves" boxing match: Tyson vs. Jackson
When refs blows a call, they do a shot of tequila.
End-zone/touchdown dances must interpret one of the four seasons.
Halftime entertainment: The Ohio State Marching Band forms a giant
Bill and Monica, reenacts the entire Starr Report during halftime.
After halftime show, Stevie Wonder stays on as guest referee.
Randomly set off fireworks right behind Dan Reeves to see how his
quadruple bypass holds up.
Halftime "Flubber" grudge match between Robin Williams and
Fred McMurray's corpse.
More pre-game hype!!!!! This whole thing is just floundering in
obscurity.
Two words: Land mines!
Emeril arrives to "...kick up these hot dogs a notch!"
New penalty for delay of game? Amputation!
Marksman in Goodyear blimp authorized to take out anyone doing the
"Dirty Bird."
Hang a pinata between the goal posts filled with crack and gifts
certificates for hookers.
Halftime show consists of an entire NBA season.
Turn up the heat while Cher sings the National Anthem and get a
close-up of her face melting.
....Sh*t, Childs play is only a quarter of the way over....oh well, I'm off to watch... happy dotballing until next time!
Edited by bthomasowns on Jan 26, 2011 15:38:05
Siggied!
