I take no responsibility for these rankings. I ran a script and this is what it returned. 
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... Diego Garcia Rats
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-0...... Minnesota Wolves
3.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-0...... Werewolves of Dublin
4.. ...... 12 ........ 2 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Mystical Killer Frogs
5.. ...... 10 ........ 8 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-1...... Motor City Kitties
6.. ........ 1 ........ 9 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... Columbus Angry Dragons
7.. ...... 11 ...... 10 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Clubbing Baby Seals
8.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-1...... Rocky Mountain RidgeRunners
9.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... Orange Football Assoc Reapers
10 ...... 15 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Crackport Chronic Hugos
11 ........ 3 ...... 16 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Cincinnati Casual Craze
12 ........ 9 ...... 12 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Casual Destroyers
13 ...... 23 ...... 13 ........ 0.222 ........ 2-1...... Imperial Jayhawks
13 ...... 19 ...... 11 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Exiles Invitro
13 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Team Shenanigans
13 ...... 26 ...... 19 ........ 0.778 ........ 1-2...... Slovenia Patriots
13 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.889 ........ 1-2...... Dong Energy
13 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Carolina Cougars
13 ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... New South Wales Kings
13 ...... 18 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
13 ........ 7 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 1-2...... Masons United
13 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... New Jersey Wildcats v2.0
13 ...... 13 ...... 26 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Eskilstuna Sharks
24 ...... 22 ...... 15 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... DAYTON DEVILS
24 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Pittsburgh Steel City Champions
26 ...... 28 ...... 20 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Gridiron Apocalypse
27 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Glass City Fightn' Jr. Thundercats
28 ...... 16 ...... 28 ........ 0.333 ........ 1-2...... Manhattan Minotaurs
29 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... GLB's Lost Souls
30 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Knoxville VolunTitans
31 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-3...... Hakushu Dinosaurs
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.444 ........ 0-3...... Lexington Tigers
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
17 - 0 Diego Garcia Rats def. Werewolves of Dublin
156 - 6 Columbus Angry Dragons def. Glass City Fightn' Jr. Thundercats
36 - 10 Clubbing Baby Seals def. DAYTON DEVILS
23 - 8 Imperial Jayhawks def. Slovenia Patriots
105 - 7 Rocky Mountain RidgeRunners def. Carolina Cougars
29 - 14 Exiles Invitro def. Team Shenanigans
84 - 13 Cincinnati Casual Craze def. Gridiron Apocalypse
49 - 28 Dong Energy def. Pittsburgh Steel City Champions
85 - 0 Mystical Killer Frogs def. Manhattan Minotaurs
255 - 0 Minnesota Wolves def. Knoxville VolunTitans
70 - 8 Orange Football Assoc Reapers def. Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
143 - 0 Crackport Chronic Hugos def. Hakushu Dinosaurs
30 - 19 Motor City Kitties def. Casual Destroyers
36 - 31 Masons United def. New South Wales Kings
77 - 41 Eskilstuna Sharks def. New Jersey Wildcats v2.0
16 - 0 GLB's Lost Souls def. Lexington Tigers
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
8 - 3 Mystical Killer Frogs def. Minnesota Wolves
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... Diego Garcia Rats
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-0...... Minnesota Wolves
3.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-0...... Werewolves of Dublin
4.. ...... 12 ........ 2 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Mystical Killer Frogs
5.. ...... 10 ........ 8 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-1...... Motor City Kitties
6.. ........ 1 ........ 9 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... Columbus Angry Dragons
7.. ...... 11 ...... 10 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Clubbing Baby Seals
8.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-1...... Rocky Mountain RidgeRunners
9.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... Orange Football Assoc Reapers
10 ...... 15 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Crackport Chronic Hugos
11 ........ 3 ...... 16 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Cincinnati Casual Craze
12 ........ 9 ...... 12 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Casual Destroyers
13 ...... 23 ...... 13 ........ 0.222 ........ 2-1...... Imperial Jayhawks
13 ...... 19 ...... 11 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Exiles Invitro
13 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Team Shenanigans
13 ...... 26 ...... 19 ........ 0.778 ........ 1-2...... Slovenia Patriots
13 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.889 ........ 1-2...... Dong Energy
13 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Carolina Cougars
13 ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... New South Wales Kings
13 ...... 18 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
13 ........ 7 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 1-2...... Masons United
13 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... New Jersey Wildcats v2.0
13 ...... 13 ...... 26 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Eskilstuna Sharks
24 ...... 22 ...... 15 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... DAYTON DEVILS
24 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Pittsburgh Steel City Champions
26 ...... 28 ...... 20 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Gridiron Apocalypse
27 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Glass City Fightn' Jr. Thundercats
28 ...... 16 ...... 28 ........ 0.333 ........ 1-2...... Manhattan Minotaurs
29 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... GLB's Lost Souls
30 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Knoxville VolunTitans
31 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-3...... Hakushu Dinosaurs
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.444 ........ 0-3...... Lexington Tigers
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
17 - 0 Diego Garcia Rats def. Werewolves of Dublin
156 - 6 Columbus Angry Dragons def. Glass City Fightn' Jr. Thundercats
36 - 10 Clubbing Baby Seals def. DAYTON DEVILS
23 - 8 Imperial Jayhawks def. Slovenia Patriots
105 - 7 Rocky Mountain RidgeRunners def. Carolina Cougars
29 - 14 Exiles Invitro def. Team Shenanigans
84 - 13 Cincinnati Casual Craze def. Gridiron Apocalypse
49 - 28 Dong Energy def. Pittsburgh Steel City Champions
85 - 0 Mystical Killer Frogs def. Manhattan Minotaurs
255 - 0 Minnesota Wolves def. Knoxville VolunTitans
70 - 8 Orange Football Assoc Reapers def. Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
143 - 0 Crackport Chronic Hugos def. Hakushu Dinosaurs
30 - 19 Motor City Kitties def. Casual Destroyers
36 - 31 Masons United def. New South Wales Kings
77 - 41 Eskilstuna Sharks def. New Jersey Wildcats v2.0
16 - 0 GLB's Lost Souls def. Lexington Tigers
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
8 - 3 Mystical Killer Frogs def. Minnesota Wolves
