Back before Ketchikan started blatantly phoning stuff in a few seasons ago, we used to show up other would-be "power rankers" by putting out the most accurate, unbiased, and troll-free power rankings in all of GLB. Seeing as World League is currently comprised of:
90% - cretins with Asperger's
5% - Halifax
5% - cretins pretending they have Asperger's to fit in
I plan to make an aggressive play for the power ranking market to increase my q rating and touch base with some high visibility movers and shakers so as not to get lost in the weeds. Stay tuned!
1) Chocolate Blaze - Amazing team, this will be the year they finally win it all.
2) Providence Radicals - Held Noodlearm to three TDs, clearly they have their mojo working.
3) Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons - Man Ketchikan's OC LOVED this team. I've never heard of them, but nikeunlimited was always like blah blah blah machu picchu blah blah blah throw to the fullback. It got old quick.
4) Lincoln Navigators - http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/12/02/amd_oscar.jpg
5) Moose Jaw Roughriders - Like watching paint dry, this team.
6) The Osaka Buckeyes - S-E-C! S-E-C!
7) uoısoןdxǝ ıןɐɥ - Haters gon' hate.
8) East St Louis Tire Fires - meh
9) Buda Pests - Did you know President Obama was in the video for "Whoomp There It Is"? I read it on the Google.
10) Syracuse Synergy - Record isn't going to show it though. Prime candidate for first gut.
11) Mentone Beach Assault - Would probably still be going out in the first round of the USAPL West playoffs if they didn't have enough sense to leave. Had enough sense to leave however, so that speaks to their intelligence. WEPL is terrible BTW.
12) Indianapolis Gurupies - Blech.
13) District 9 Prawns - More like Ward 9 Prawns just sayin'
14) Rhode Island Red Wolves - Awful team that will get destroyed by Noodlearm yet again.
15) The Cult of Personalities - Is this a Czech Yourself farm team? God I feel old....
16) Windhoek White Rhinos - WHERE IS YOUR MENTOR NOW?
90% - cretins with Asperger's
5% - Halifax
5% - cretins pretending they have Asperger's to fit in
I plan to make an aggressive play for the power ranking market to increase my q rating and touch base with some high visibility movers and shakers so as not to get lost in the weeds. Stay tuned!
1) Chocolate Blaze - Amazing team, this will be the year they finally win it all.
2) Providence Radicals - Held Noodlearm to three TDs, clearly they have their mojo working.
3) Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons - Man Ketchikan's OC LOVED this team. I've never heard of them, but nikeunlimited was always like blah blah blah machu picchu blah blah blah throw to the fullback. It got old quick.
4) Lincoln Navigators - http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/12/02/amd_oscar.jpg
5) Moose Jaw Roughriders - Like watching paint dry, this team.
6) The Osaka Buckeyes - S-E-C! S-E-C!
7) uoısoןdxǝ ıןɐɥ - Haters gon' hate.
8) East St Louis Tire Fires - meh
9) Buda Pests - Did you know President Obama was in the video for "Whoomp There It Is"? I read it on the Google.
10) Syracuse Synergy - Record isn't going to show it though. Prime candidate for first gut.
11) Mentone Beach Assault - Would probably still be going out in the first round of the USAPL West playoffs if they didn't have enough sense to leave. Had enough sense to leave however, so that speaks to their intelligence. WEPL is terrible BTW.
12) Indianapolis Gurupies - Blech.
13) District 9 Prawns - More like Ward 9 Prawns just sayin'
14) Rhode Island Red Wolves - Awful team that will get destroyed by Noodlearm yet again.
15) The Cult of Personalities - Is this a Czech Yourself farm team? God I feel old....
16) Windhoek White Rhinos - WHERE IS YOUR MENTOR NOW?
