Its time for the second rendition of "5 Things I learned" during this weeks games... But first, ive decide to create another numbered list this week...(You may want to skip this)
The 10 Things i hate about everyone...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! Whatgood is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, nimrod?
10. People who say, “Damn u suck,” when u mess up on a crazy trick u tried to do. OK mister, why don’t u try doing it?
Ok, ok....i borrowed a few from the late great george carlin but if you do any of these.... i hate your face.
And now to what really matters... or does it....
The
5 Things i Learned this week
1. A CPU team with Boosted Human Players is ALMOST as good as a Human owned and operated team with all level 1's. Was the offense predicatble?! Yes, did the OC think the CPU would actually keep this close...NO. Moving on...altho i think Rizy shit himself a little bit when he seen the score. Heres 100 Flex for depends my friend. lol
2. Teams change ALOT from season to season, Ask the Conference champs from a season ago who are sitting at 0-2. We will chalk that up to another AI catastrophe and keep on truckin. Teams that were fairly decent are getting blown up, granted a few went cpu. Your pickin up what im puttin down, right? And shit usually flows down hill
3. If you ever wondered what it would be like to play defensive cooridinator against yourself ask ZMJ after Week 13. No i didnt find out what it would be like this week because he hasnt done it yet, but i found out he DC's both teams. I wouldnt have stuck up for Lactating nipples when i also DC for Lorretta Panthers, a much better dotball team. I wonder if you'll get a victory week 13, oh wait.
4. After 2 weeks, there is 4 2-0 teams left in Eastern conference and 8 2-0 teams left in Western Conference...so what does it all mean boss? Well its one of the following. 1. Theres better competition in the eastern conference and more cpu teams in the Westeren. or 2. Theres more top tier teams in the Western conference and more mediocracy in the Eastern. You can make the decision for yourself, or simply let the season play out.
5. "What we have here is a failure to communicate" - A simple list of AI Catastrophe's.... or teams we expected to be decent and so far, havent been. Texas Terrors, Middleville Thunderbolts, Utah Pumas, Sacramento Vikings, Lactoast Intolerant (Let themselves down, the rest of us, expected it), Nebraska Cornhuskers (I think lol)
And this is what i learned all in 2 days aka GLB week. Alot isnt it? Impressive? i think so....if you take it all in you can learn alot yourselves, reall its not that hard you just have to want it! kinda like the steelers want number 7 and they will get the chance once they beat the jets tommarrow. My prediction Steelers win 24-19, you heard it here first! check back for tommarows matchups of week 3
The 10 Things i hate about everyone...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! Whatgood is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, nimrod?
10. People who say, “Damn u suck,” when u mess up on a crazy trick u tried to do. OK mister, why don’t u try doing it?
Ok, ok....i borrowed a few from the late great george carlin but if you do any of these.... i hate your face.
And now to what really matters... or does it....
The
5 Things i Learned this week 1. A CPU team with Boosted Human Players is ALMOST as good as a Human owned and operated team with all level 1's. Was the offense predicatble?! Yes, did the OC think the CPU would actually keep this close...NO. Moving on...altho i think Rizy shit himself a little bit when he seen the score. Heres 100 Flex for depends my friend. lol
2. Teams change ALOT from season to season, Ask the Conference champs from a season ago who are sitting at 0-2. We will chalk that up to another AI catastrophe and keep on truckin. Teams that were fairly decent are getting blown up, granted a few went cpu. Your pickin up what im puttin down, right? And shit usually flows down hill
3. If you ever wondered what it would be like to play defensive cooridinator against yourself ask ZMJ after Week 13. No i didnt find out what it would be like this week because he hasnt done it yet, but i found out he DC's both teams. I wouldnt have stuck up for Lactating nipples when i also DC for Lorretta Panthers, a much better dotball team. I wonder if you'll get a victory week 13, oh wait.
4. After 2 weeks, there is 4 2-0 teams left in Eastern conference and 8 2-0 teams left in Western Conference...so what does it all mean boss? Well its one of the following. 1. Theres better competition in the eastern conference and more cpu teams in the Westeren. or 2. Theres more top tier teams in the Western conference and more mediocracy in the Eastern. You can make the decision for yourself, or simply let the season play out.
5. "What we have here is a failure to communicate" - A simple list of AI Catastrophe's.... or teams we expected to be decent and so far, havent been. Texas Terrors, Middleville Thunderbolts, Utah Pumas, Sacramento Vikings, Lactoast Intolerant (Let themselves down, the rest of us, expected it), Nebraska Cornhuskers (I think lol)
And this is what i learned all in 2 days aka GLB week. Alot isnt it? Impressive? i think so....if you take it all in you can learn alot yourselves, reall its not that hard you just have to want it! kinda like the steelers want number 7 and they will get the chance once they beat the jets tommarrow. My prediction Steelers win 24-19, you heard it here first! check back for tommarows matchups of week 3
