So, I went 4-0 in the last games of the regular season, to run my season total to 49-11. Not too shabby, I have done worse. As I type this, I am watching Rocky III for the first time. Rocky 5 and 6 don’t count, I never saw them, and from what I understand, they never should have been made. I just never actually sat down and watched Rocky III. I saw I, II and IV, but never the Mr. T one. Here is my prediction, Rocky wins in the end. Am I right? Here is a quote from a buddy of mine. “All sports fans are people. Most people suck. Therefore most sports fans suck. Simple equation.” I would change it a bit, from suck to stupid. Most people are stupid. How do I know this? I drive a car, and people drive dumb around me every freaking day. Therefore, dumb people suck. Playoff predictions are as follows:
Alpha Conference
#1 seed Dark Phoenix vs #8 seed Mean Machine. The Phoenix won 122-0 in the regular season match-up. There is no way they do that again in this playoff match-up. The Machine are mean, bad, nasty and cruel. Therefore, they will only lose 121-0.
#4 Osseo Outlaws vs #5 GV Tunnel Trolls. The Outlaws won 66-6 in the regular season, kind of an evil number. The Trolls have really improved a lot since that loss, and I expect them to put up a bit more of a fight. It is the 4 v 5 match-up, which should be the closest game of the 1st round. In this case, the Outlaws just have the Trolls’ number. Trolls improve, but the Outlaws improve just a bit more, 77-7 Outlaws.
#2 Les Fleaux vs #7 Imperial Erections. The blablablas won 140-0 in the regular season match-up. The Erections are going to get up for this re-match, right? Wrong. They get spanked again, 111-2. They get a safety when the Frenchies’ center hikes the ball over the QBs head.
#3 Los Alamos vs #6 AZ WildCards. 47-0 in the regular season win for the Enginerds. The closest game in the Alpha conference re-matches. What will happen this time around? It depends, if they give the ball to their awesome and amazing power back they will win 4,000 – 0. If they pass the ball, or give the ball to the girly elusive backs, they will only win 41-3.
Zeta Conference
#1 Tampa Bay vs #8 Blitzburgh. First time around, 100-7 Scorps. This time? 99-0. Yes, the Scorps make some adjustments and get the shut-out.
#4 Canada Defenders vs #5 Gaul Visigoths. Here we have a conundrum, the 5 seed beat the 4 seed 30-21 in the regular season. The Canadians want revenge, and the Gaulalinanians want a repeat. Close game again here, and I think we will see our first upset of the playoffs, with the Visigoths managing a narrow 37-28 win.
#2 Lake Titties vs #7 Bridgeport Bulldogs. The Titties only won 37-7 the first time around. What will happen this time? Will the Dogs squeeze the Titties? Or will they get engulfed by the Titties? Either way, not a bad day in my book. Titties win! 42-6. The Bulldogs miss the extra point by getting distracted by thinking about titties. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOPZN0LT_aI Aren’t they great?
#3 Fat Jaws Badness vs #6 Part of a Balanced Breakfast. 49-13 win for the Badness in the regular season. I see more of the same here in the playoffs. The Breakfast (who were they earlier this season???) will lose badly to the Badness. I say 42-12 Badness, they give up 4 FGs.
J out.
Enginerds new name = The eye, of the cougar. The cougar being your mom that I nailed last night.
Alpha Conference
#1 seed Dark Phoenix vs #8 seed Mean Machine. The Phoenix won 122-0 in the regular season match-up. There is no way they do that again in this playoff match-up. The Machine are mean, bad, nasty and cruel. Therefore, they will only lose 121-0.
#4 Osseo Outlaws vs #5 GV Tunnel Trolls. The Outlaws won 66-6 in the regular season, kind of an evil number. The Trolls have really improved a lot since that loss, and I expect them to put up a bit more of a fight. It is the 4 v 5 match-up, which should be the closest game of the 1st round. In this case, the Outlaws just have the Trolls’ number. Trolls improve, but the Outlaws improve just a bit more, 77-7 Outlaws.
#2 Les Fleaux vs #7 Imperial Erections. The blablablas won 140-0 in the regular season match-up. The Erections are going to get up for this re-match, right? Wrong. They get spanked again, 111-2. They get a safety when the Frenchies’ center hikes the ball over the QBs head.
#3 Los Alamos vs #6 AZ WildCards. 47-0 in the regular season win for the Enginerds. The closest game in the Alpha conference re-matches. What will happen this time around? It depends, if they give the ball to their awesome and amazing power back they will win 4,000 – 0. If they pass the ball, or give the ball to the girly elusive backs, they will only win 41-3.
Zeta Conference
#1 Tampa Bay vs #8 Blitzburgh. First time around, 100-7 Scorps. This time? 99-0. Yes, the Scorps make some adjustments and get the shut-out.
#4 Canada Defenders vs #5 Gaul Visigoths. Here we have a conundrum, the 5 seed beat the 4 seed 30-21 in the regular season. The Canadians want revenge, and the Gaulalinanians want a repeat. Close game again here, and I think we will see our first upset of the playoffs, with the Visigoths managing a narrow 37-28 win.
#2 Lake Titties vs #7 Bridgeport Bulldogs. The Titties only won 37-7 the first time around. What will happen this time? Will the Dogs squeeze the Titties? Or will they get engulfed by the Titties? Either way, not a bad day in my book. Titties win! 42-6. The Bulldogs miss the extra point by getting distracted by thinking about titties. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOPZN0LT_aI Aren’t they great?
#3 Fat Jaws Badness vs #6 Part of a Balanced Breakfast. 49-13 win for the Badness in the regular season. I see more of the same here in the playoffs. The Breakfast (who were they earlier this season???) will lose badly to the Badness. I say 42-12 Badness, they give up 4 FGs.
J out.
Enginerds new name = The eye, of the cougar. The cougar being your mom that I nailed last night.
Edited by UCLA Jeremy on Dec 23, 2010 00:28:44
