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Man, sometimes I make picking GLB games look like shooting squirrels in a barrel. I went 4-0 in my game 13 picks, and am 41-11 on the season. I learned something today about my wife, and women in general. Mostly, the following is for the married guys out there, but this could also be good info for you single guys who may be married someday, as long as you aren’t gay. If the latter is the case, don’t read this, skip down to the game discussions. So, my parents are coming to town for Xmas next week, and we have a bunch of chores and things to get the house ready for visitors. Well, this morning, I was getting ready to go to work, and my wife was goofing around on the computer. I asked her what she was doing today, and she said, “Not much, I was going to take a nap, and then I don’t work until 3pm”. I innocently gave her some ideas of what she could do instead to get the house ready, and schedule some crap for the kids. There were about 5 or 6 things I suggested she do instead of napping and doing nothing. When I talked to her later in the afternoon, I asked her what she did today, and she listed all 5 of the items I suggested – she got them all done! *&^^%%$%&^*&&** I was impressed, and of course, I took credit for inspiring her. She told me that I made her mad, and that I did not inspire her at all. I beg to differ, I motivated her into getting things done, by making her mad. Sometimes, coaches motivate their team by making themselves the enemy. Like this guy. http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechmiracle2.html That will get her going. Just call me, Jeremy Brooks, aka Coach.

Game #1. Imperial Eradication (7-6, 25/26) vs NC Casual Nudists (5-8, 23/24). There is something about the Erections and the Nudists that just goes together, but I just can’t put my finger on it. What could it be? Hmm, let me see, Imperial is a manufacturer of butter, and don’t they have cows in NC? That has got to be it. They have casual nude cows who make royal butter in North Carolina, see? Perfect match. http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2010/10/31/rihanna-shy-ronnie-team-up-for-a-hilarious-digital-short/ Hmm, was there a boner alert and some naked people referenced in there? I like the Eradicationists to end their 4 game slide and nix the Nudists.

Game #2. Fat Jaws Badness (11-2, 27/29) vs Bridgeport Bulldogs (8-5, 25/27). The Bulldogs had an unexpected result in their last game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHK0K2ii6Q&feature=related They got that done to them. As for the Badness, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaZmy8kRPBg&feature=related that is a bad beat down. I think that is what the Badness do to the beleaguered Bulldogs.

Game #3. Part of a Balanced Breakfast (7-6, 22/27) vs Ohio St DiamondCutters (6-7, 27/27). Personally, I like this as part of my balance breakfast. http://www.maxim.co.uk/video/girls/6436/lucy_pinder.html Yes, I have Lucy’s breasts for breakfast, every single day. Numnumnum. As for the Wrestling loving team, they inspire more of the same yummy goodness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jOGK1t64w&feature=related Wow. Impressive. This could be a close game, but I don’t think it will be. I think the Breakfast Cereals put the DiamondCutters in a figure 4 leglock and make them tap out.

Game #4. The Game of the Day. We have two 11-2 teams going at it, and it will help decide positioning in the playoffs. We have the Osseo Outlaws (11-2, 28/29) vs GV Tunnel Trolls (11-2, 27/27). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_xVwLaLsS0 Osseo shit. (Aka oh say, oh shit). Here are the Trolls, dancing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2THaTwZ7HgE Nice disguises; if that is your OC and DC, yall are going to lose this game. Yall need to spend more time game planning, and less time making You Tube videos. Do yall remember the Billy Goats Gruff story? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmz0Wy7wb_M&feature=related The Outlaws are the Big Baddest Billy Goat, and that is how they roll the Trolls.

The Engineers still need some help with their name. EXTREME WARNING – THIS SHIT IS FUNNY, SICK, and TWISTED. And yes, not for everyone; which is why it is perfect for my post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw So next season, we should just call ourselves, “The Twisted, ”.

J out.

wondering if it would be difficult to shoot squirrels in a barrel unless you had a shotgun...

LOL at your story. I pissed off my wife by telling here she was the biggest slob in the house, which says a lot considering I have 3 boys aged 7, 5, and 5.

She got super pissed, yelled at me about how unfair that comment was, then she took a nap. She didn't clean up a damn thing.

Originally posted by DukfanBrad
LOL at your story. I pissed off my wife by telling here she was the biggest slob in the house, which says a lot considering I have 3 boys aged 7, 5, and 5.

She got super pissed, yelled at me about how unfair that comment was, then she took a nap. She didn't clean up a damn thing.


Sorry, I guess it does not work on every woman...