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Wow, I went 4-0 on my game #3 picks, and ran my record up to 9-3 on the season. And now for the bad news; I just had the worst Thanksgiving Day ever. First off, I have had the flu since Tuesday, and have not been able to drink any beers in what feels like forever. Okay, I had 2 beers during Monday Night Football, but on a Holiday, that is centered around football, Monday feels like forever ago. Second shitty thing, we drove to my mother in laws house (2 hrs away) for Thanksgiving dinner, and guess what? Her oven broke. We used the oven to make lunch, and then when it was time to cook the Turkey, bam, the oven was flashing error signs like the USC Trojans flash gang signs. So, we had soup and sandwiches for Thanksgiving day dinner. It gets better, the mayo and mustard were both expired, so we had dry ham sandwiches and crappy store bought soup. The soonest she can get her oven fixed is next Tuesday, Nov 30th. 3rd shitty thing, my ma-in-law is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier in general, and when it comes to anything hi-tech, she is damn near retarded. She told my wife, oh yeah, I have internet, the Comcast guy came out here last week and set it all up. Okay, at least I will be able to check my teams, and screw around on the internet and GLB while I am bored to death indoors being miserable and sick. Nope. She bought a MacBook 3 weeks ago, so I figured, it had to be set up. The MacBook had not even been turned on yet. The router was not configured. Guess what that meant, no internet whatsoever. We had to have Comcast on the phone for over 1.5 hours on Friday (they are not open on Thanksgiving, duh) to get the router and MacBook in sync. Oh, and the router is not a wireless router, you have to plug the computer into it directly, and sync up each computer independently to use the internet. Dammit, sonuvabitchshit, I tell myself. I pull out the executive order and drag my family back home with the uncooked turkey on ice. So, I am back home now, Friday evening, ma-in-law is taking the train back home tomorrow evening, and we are going to eat some freaking turkey tomorrow, and be thankful for it. Fuckinassbitchshit. Oh, and I am now drinking beer, screw the flu. Hope all of you had a better last couple of days than I did. Oh, and my Cowboys snatched defeat from the jaws of victory thanx to Roy Freaking Williams – hold on to the damn ball you moron!!

Game #1. Grass Valley Tunnel Trolls (3-0, 26/25) vs Les Fleaux de blabla (3-0, 22/25). Is it referred to “Grass Valley” cuz yall grow a lot of the wacky tobaccy? I sure could use some right about now. Where were these Jondians at back in the day? This team is tough as nails. Maybe the French wouldn’t be referred to as cheese chugging surrender monkeys if more of these guys were around. I like the French to head butt the stoner trolls from the valley of the ganja – kind of like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7-KEa99Fw

Game #2. Dark Phoenix (3-0, 22/27) vs Gotham Knights (2-1, 21/20). Can someone explain to me what the F was wrong with Christian Bale’s voice in the latest Batman movie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc As for the Dark Phoenix, I am trying to get where you guys are going with that name. Are you an evil team from the city in Arizona? Or are you a fiery bird that somehow emits dark fire? Isn’t fire bright? When I see the sun, I see the opposite of dark. Whatever, to each his own; I still think the Engineers should be renamed as, “Cheers! To me nailing your mother.” Due to the level discrepancy, I will be giving the Knights 40 points, and I still pick the Phoenix to scorch them.

Game #3. Canada Defenders (3-0, 26/27) vs Ohio State DiamondCutters (2-1, 24/24). Evidently the Ohio State team here is a wrestling fan club. I don’t get the whole WWF, now WWE thing. I get this though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vK_cjxrJ8 For the record, not all the ladies in that clip are hot, but enough of them are, so I am down with the ladies of WWE (not Chyna, but Sable is freaking gorgeous). As for the Canada Defenders, wouldn’t it be quicker to just name your team “U.S.A”? Seriously, it is the same thing right? Just kidding, we love our neighbors to the North, you send all of your hot women to Hollywood for us to enjoy. Thanx! The Canadians take the Buckeyes behind the old woodshed. Do you smell what the J is cooking? Bunch of jabronis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9wJvftqWKo&feature=related I may move up north…

Game #4. Soo Sabercatz (2-1, 22/23) vs TENnessee Cheetahs (1-2, 24/25). I sooooo told you guys that you were going to lose that last game. I was sooo right. What have we here? Sabercatz vs Cheetahs? Damn, sounds a lot like this show… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftU5GfORvH8 Ok, how many of you sick bastards thought Cheetara was hot? Cuz you are all correct, she so was. Seriously, Cheetahs, your name bugs me, I have to like use caps lock, or shift way more than I should have to, from now on, I will just refer to you guys as TN Cheetahs, makes my life easy. Not only does your use of capital letters bug me, but I forgot to mention the obvious fact that there are 0.00 cheetahs native to that part of the world. A much more apropos name to use in conjunction with TN would be TN Moonshiners, or The TN Walmart Shoppers. See? Fits better right? Oh hell, my upset special for this week, is the Sabercatz pounce on the Cheetahs. Yall had better not prove me wrong, or I am sooo not picking you again.

Grumpy J is out. I had better get me some turkey tomorrow.

your story beats mine. My car has transmission problems, so I hitched a ride with my Aunt for the 4 hour trip to my grandparents house. We make it, have turkey (1 up on you), and when we're getting ready to leave today there's a problem with her power steering. son of a bitch.

Best Thanksgiving episode ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0


J.

Originally posted by UCLA Jeremy
Game #1. Grass Valley Tunnel Trolls (3-0, 26/25) vs Les Fleaux de blabla (3-0, 22/25). Is it referred to “Grass Valley” cuz yall grow a lot of the wacky tobaccy? I sure could use some right about now. Where were these Jondians at back in the day? This team is tough as nails. Maybe the French wouldn’t be referred to as cheese chugging surrender monkeys if more of these guys were around. I like the French to head butt the stoner trolls from the valley of the ganja – kind of like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7-KEa99Fw



We love italian people,... no tunnel trolls

Originally posted by UCLA Jeremy
As for the Dark Phoenix, I am trying to get where you guys are going with that name. Are you an evil team from the city in Arizona? Or are you a fiery bird that somehow emits dark fire? Isn’t fire bright? When I see the sun, I see the opposite of dark.

Actually the team is unearthly. It is a cosmic team that lives within the dark matter of the universe. Phoenix is just the mascot representing our ability to rise up from the ashes of destruction as well as our ability to engulf all in the dark flames that go beyond human understanding.

Originally posted by Westwind
Originally posted by UCLA Jeremy

As for the Dark Phoenix, I am trying to get where you guys are going with that name. Are you an evil team from the city in Arizona? Or are you a fiery bird that somehow emits dark fire? Isn’t fire bright? When I see the sun, I see the opposite of dark.

Actually the team is unearthly. It is a cosmic team that lives within the dark matter of the universe. Phoenix is just the mascot representing our ability to rise up from the ashes of destruction as well as our ability to engulf all in the dark flames that go beyond human understanding.





Great post Jeremy...all I can say is that my Thanksgiving was worse:

I've spent the better part of the past two days at home helping work the cattle....

and what were my friends from college doing? Oh, right, they're just in Miami at the casinos and clubs every day....

Originally posted by KLKRTR

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