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With Perma/EDB getting his Tomlinator account banned, I am once again without help at the OC spot. Though probably a blessing in disguise, I still need some help with my offense as I just don't have the time to run a full Gold quality offense solo this season due to the new baby.

I am not looking for a full OC to install their system and fully run the offense, but instead an Asst-OC that scouts the other team's defense and populates 2 packages within my offensive setup for me with about 4-8 plays each; an exposed run package and an exposed pass package. These packages account for about 1/3 of the plays called and the rest of my offense will remain the same.

The only difference between my current auto-pilot offense and last season's offense, other than seasonal tweaks, is these 2 packages, which I just don't have time to populate this season due to the baby.

That's all I need, someone willing to spend a little time before each game and populate these two packages for each game. I would like someone with a good eye at spotting holes in the other team's defense.

Anyone willing to help? For this season only, I should be back for S20.

Yes, it is quite a blessing... gosh were just so awful at coaching... me and all my 100 multis...



go get ZMJ he'll coach you and the rest of gold if you'll let him.

Never said you were a bad coach, but it's all the other BS that you bring to a team that I am happy that I don't have to deal with anymore. Plus you lied directly to me when I asked you if EDB = Perma = Tomlinator. I gave you a chance to be honest with me and you confirmed my original opinion of you, which is shared by most of Gold.

My PM still stands buddy

i understand if you would rather hold for someone more experienced and just flat out better lol but if you dont find anyone, just give me a shout ill do my best to to do what you asked

I am not tomlinator...

Someone can't sense sarcasm.

Originally posted by Stoner DTD
I am not tomlinator....

Come now, do you actually think people believe that anymore?

EDB was basically blackballed from Gold, then Perma/Stoner-DTD appears right when EDB departs. Perma takes it one step farther by really mouthing off and gets most of Gold pissed at him. Suddenly Tomlinator appears when Perma goes inactive and takes over his role on Lunch Box. Tomlinator gets banned and Perma suddenly is active again and retakes his role on LB back. I am sorry, but how stupid do you think we are?

Plus I have had many chats with EDB and Tomlinator while they were on my team, and they use the same catch phrase often, more so than most people would, that being the term "indeed". Plus I saw other similarities between EDB and Tomlinator.

Between the timing of things and what I have experienced first hand, I have no doubt that EDB = Perma/Stoner-DTD = Tomlinator. To be honest, I didn't care as long as Tomlinator helped me win and didn't mouth off on that account like he did on his other accounts. But that account was banned and I am washing my hands of this.

Originally posted by Rizyx
My PM still stands buddy

i understand if you would rather hold for someone more experienced and just flat out better lol but if you dont find anyone, just give me a shout ill do my best to to do what you asked

I didn't want to presume the offer was still good. But if it is and you are willing to spend the time scouting defenses, that would probably be better than my auto-pilot offense. I would estimate around an hour per game in scouting is needed, so let me know if you are still willing to help.

Originally posted by Gerr
I didn't want to presume the offer was still good. But if it is and you are willing to spend the time scouting defenses, that would probably be better than my auto-pilot offense. I would estimate around an hour per game in scouting is needed, so let me know if you are still willing to help.

I would help you out Gerr with the offense but I will be gone for next week and will not be back maybe until a week or two.

I went "inactive" for like 6-7 days while I was moving...

EDB and I had played this game for almost a year together before your incompetent asses decided to "blackball" him for trying to help the game out.

I've been active the whole time.. I WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE so I wasn't posting in the public forums...

I don't have any reason to use my laptop besides GLB now that I do fantasy football and work e-mail on my phone... but since you can't move dots around on my phone... I have to open her up to get on GLB... thus posting is again worthy of my time...since it doesn't take me but 10 seconds to type up a post with a full keyboard.

it really isn't that complicated... and this will be the last time I explain it....

but let it be known that I am INDEED not tomlinator or EDB... me and EDB lived together for 5 years and have been good friends since childhood... its not that hard to think we use a catch phrase or two in common. I met tomlinator like last season and taught him what I knew about coaching... when I had to up and move suddenly I asked him to step in for me for the playoffs... and once he did so well was intent on letting him continue...

People seem to think it much more likely I upkept 3 personalities for a reallllly long time for some reason... as if it offered any kind of advantage...

It really is just the EGO of you people that leads you to believe that... you think your so awesome and important that what you say has a damn thing to do with what I do... so you make some kind of crazy idea about how you hurt my feelings and that is why I go away for 6 days... oh and I switch over to my long-time multi with an entire different group of friends and enemies... just to pull a quick one on YOU.

My life revolves around weed and pussy.... not your foolish game.

It is also pretty funny that Tomlinator stopped posting for 5-6 days before he was banned for babysitting a bunch of accounts because he was banned... yet I didn't post then... neither did EDB... things don't match up as "perfectly" as you people seem to pretend to think they do... but its horseshit and anyone who I care about knows the truth and laugh at your crazy ass 2 year multi personality theories.

Originally posted by Stoner DTD
I went "inactive" for like 6-7 days while I was moving...

EDB and I had played this game for almost a year together before your incompetent asses decided to "blackball" him for trying to help the game out.

I've been active the whole time.. I WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE so I wasn't posting in the public forums...

I don't have any reason to use my laptop besides GLB now that I do fantasy football and work e-mail on my phone... but since you can't move dots around on my phone... I have to open her up to get on GLB... thus posting is again worthy of my time...since it doesn't take me but 10 seconds to type up a post with a full keyboard.

it really isn't that complicated... and this will be the last time I explain it....

but let it be known that I am INDEED not tomlinator or EDB... me and EDB lived together for 5 years and have been good friends since childhood... its not that hard to think we use a catch phrase or two in common. I met tomlinator like last season and taught him what I knew about coaching... when I had to up and move suddenly I asked him to step in for me for the playoffs... and once he did so well was intent on letting him continue...

People seem to think it much more likely I upkept 3 personalities for a reallllly long time for some reason... as if it offered any kind of advantage...

It really is just the EGO of you people that leads you to believe that... you think your so awesome and important that what you say has a damn thing to do with what I do... so you make some kind of crazy idea about how you hurt my feelings and that is why I go away for 6 days... oh and I switch over to my long-time multi with an entire different group of friends and enemies... just to pull a quick one on YOU.

My life revolves around weed and pussy.... not your foolish game.
Personal attack noted!

You should quote the pm part ZM, looks like you went Postal!

Lets stop this tangent so I don't have to re-post due to it being locked. Simple fact is Tomlinator got banned and is no longer my OC, so still looking for OC help.

My other option is to boost now and win a couple cheap games due to the early boost, knowing I won't do well later in the season.

Originally posted by Gerr
Lets stop this tangent so I don't have to re-post due to it being locked. Simple fact is Tomlinator got banned and is no longer my OC, so still looking for OC help.

My other option is to boost now and win a couple cheap games due to the early boost, knowing I won't do well later in the season.

So let me get this straight here. You set the rules on the forum? You can have a back and forth but if someone else does it's not OK? lol@Pot

Anyways copy and paste is your best friend and your welcome for the free bump

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