Warrior General Games

Hey, gang, it seems that I have found a magical algorithm that allows me to rank the teams in Western Europe A #8 Alpha based on how powerful they are.

Anyways, here we go.

1-15.) Everyone else.
16.) Stucknut Triceratops

I'm just going to say that with another loss like the last one, the Mighty Triceratops Wearing a Saddle are poised to take over the Number 17 Spot in the rankings.

I demand to see the calculations. I am sure you made a mistake.

what is your algorithm?

Lackluster Recruiting + Zany Team Name = 16?

If by "lackluster recruiting" you mean "just having a bunch of dudes from our sports messageboard sign, and not worry about them boosting", then you'd be totally right.

Wait, you realize 16th is last place, right?

You don't like the Triceratop?

The Triceratops has three horns, thats two more than a Unicorn and one more than a rhino. You're actually getting more horn for your buck when you invest devotion to the Triceratops.
For 1 day, and 1 day only we will also throw in a sweet saddle to poudly sit upon said triceratops, which pretty much turns him in to a Jesus Horse.
It's a steal of a deal.

Everyone loves a Triceratops Wearing a Saddle. Y'all are just drinking too much Haterade.

And our recruiting was not lackluster. we signed over 40 guys in the matter of days. that was hard work.

Yeah, and we didn't even have to give said recruits a sweet job that pays them about 8 times what they would normally make while working at a car dealership off campus. /rhettbohmar

We didn't?

Now I see the problem. We should turn in nfratmi. I am sure they did something like that.

By the way I did take a few to the strip bar. Maybe next time I should let them have the lap dances instead of getting them all for myself.

Dude, we did none of that. Everyone, diregard what Porch just posted, as he is obviously drunk.

I cant believe anyone wouldnt like the Triceratops especially when he puts on his shiny new saddle.