Conducter of Press Conference: Good afternoon everyone. mr. frank has prepared an opening statement and then will ask questions. mr. frank...
hans frank: South America Sucks Shit
Conducter: I understand they keep making feedlots over there any questions.
Some fat guy: hey hans what do you think of your team the Nazca Liners?
hans frank: Are you kidding me they cant win a game in the worst league of GLB. my team is just a bunch of sissys that thinks they can actually win a game.
hans franks trainer: i injected you with steroids you son of a bitch. what do you say about that?
hans frank: well um... (grabs a bottle of water) no why would i take stroids. I swear that i did not take steroids and even though my trainer has injected steroids into his other clients he did not do it to me.
female reporter( yeah right): But they have found stuff in your body.
hans frank: damn thats B-12 i take it every day (grabs more water).
some espn dude: so do you think if you show more effort in practice will your team mates as well?
hans frank: Anybody tell you that I miss practice, if, if, if, if a coach say I miss practice then y’all hear it, then that’s that. I mean, I might have missed one practice this year. But if, if somebody say, “He doesn’t come to practice”, it can be one practice, out of all the practices this year. That’s enough.If I can’t practice, I can’t practice, man. If I’m hurt, I’m hurt. I mean, simple as that. It ain’t about that. I mean it’s, it’s not about that at all, you know what I’m sayin’? I mean, but it’s, it’s, it’s easy to, to talk about, it’s easy to sum it up when you just talk about practice. We sittin’ here, I supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talkin’ about practice. I mean, listen, we talkin’ about practice. Not a game, not a game, not a game…we talkin’ about practice. Not a game. Not a, not a, not the game that I go out there and, and die for and play every game like it’s my last. Not the game. We talkin’ about practice, man. I mean how silly is that? Man, we talkin’ about practice. I know I supposed to be there. I know I supposed to lead by example. I know that. And I’m not, I’m not shoving it aside, you know, like it don’t mean anything. I know it’s important. I do. I honestly do. But we talkin’ about practice man. What are we talkin’ about? Practice? We talkin’ about practice man. (laughter from members of the press) We tal…we talkin’ about practice. We talkin’ about practice. We ain’t talkin’ about the game. We talkin’ about practice man. When you come in the arena, and you see me play, you see me play don’t you? You see me give everything I got, right? Well, we talkin’ about practice right now. We talkin’ about pra…Man, look, I hear you. I, it’s funny to me too. And I mean it’s strange, it’s strange to me too. But we talkin’ about practice, man. We not even talkin’ about the game, the actual game, when it matters. We talkin’ about practice.
Some old dude: Tim Russert NBC News, do you think you will every make a good play this year.
hans frank: just go have a heart attack you bitch.
Conducter: thankyou for your time hans frank
hans frank: fuck you
hans frank: South America Sucks Shit
Conducter: I understand they keep making feedlots over there any questions.
Some fat guy: hey hans what do you think of your team the Nazca Liners?
hans frank: Are you kidding me they cant win a game in the worst league of GLB. my team is just a bunch of sissys that thinks they can actually win a game.
hans franks trainer: i injected you with steroids you son of a bitch. what do you say about that?
hans frank: well um... (grabs a bottle of water) no why would i take stroids. I swear that i did not take steroids and even though my trainer has injected steroids into his other clients he did not do it to me.
female reporter( yeah right): But they have found stuff in your body.
hans frank: damn thats B-12 i take it every day (grabs more water).
some espn dude: so do you think if you show more effort in practice will your team mates as well?
hans frank: Anybody tell you that I miss practice, if, if, if, if a coach say I miss practice then y’all hear it, then that’s that. I mean, I might have missed one practice this year. But if, if somebody say, “He doesn’t come to practice”, it can be one practice, out of all the practices this year. That’s enough.If I can’t practice, I can’t practice, man. If I’m hurt, I’m hurt. I mean, simple as that. It ain’t about that. I mean it’s, it’s not about that at all, you know what I’m sayin’? I mean, but it’s, it’s, it’s easy to, to talk about, it’s easy to sum it up when you just talk about practice. We sittin’ here, I supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talkin’ about practice. I mean, listen, we talkin’ about practice. Not a game, not a game, not a game…we talkin’ about practice. Not a game. Not a, not a, not the game that I go out there and, and die for and play every game like it’s my last. Not the game. We talkin’ about practice, man. I mean how silly is that? Man, we talkin’ about practice. I know I supposed to be there. I know I supposed to lead by example. I know that. And I’m not, I’m not shoving it aside, you know, like it don’t mean anything. I know it’s important. I do. I honestly do. But we talkin’ about practice man. What are we talkin’ about? Practice? We talkin’ about practice man. (laughter from members of the press) We tal…we talkin’ about practice. We talkin’ about practice. We ain’t talkin’ about the game. We talkin’ about practice man. When you come in the arena, and you see me play, you see me play don’t you? You see me give everything I got, right? Well, we talkin’ about practice right now. We talkin’ about pra…Man, look, I hear you. I, it’s funny to me too. And I mean it’s strange, it’s strange to me too. But we talkin’ about practice, man. We not even talkin’ about the game, the actual game, when it matters. We talkin’ about practice.
Some old dude: Tim Russert NBC News, do you think you will every make a good play this year.
hans frank: just go have a heart attack you bitch.
Conducter: thankyou for your time hans frank
hans frank: fuck you
