Warrior General Games

Alpha:

In:
| 1 Gunny Highway's Recon Platoon 13-1-0
| 2 Chocolate Blaze 13-1-0
| 3 Saigon Whores 11-3-0
| 4 Cincinnati Shockers 10-4-0

Get drunk and party. You're a lock for the postseason. Blaze and Gunnies are locks for Homefield, with the Whores a virtual lock for homefield in round 1. If the Gunnies beat the Whores in W15, they will lock up Homefield for the Alpha Playoffs.

Demoted!
12 Chicago Hedgehogs 4-10-0
13 The Evil Empire 3-11-0
14 Warsaw Wrath 3-11-0
15 Eastern European Alliance 1-13-0
16 Atlantis Lost Souls 0-14-0
Sadface! Its time to get drunk and get in a bar fight. Waking up in the hospital with a barstool through your leg, you'll know you at least tried. Didn't you?(ALS need not apply) You'll be demoting somewhere, only Bort knows where exactly. But don't cry and run off to mommy, Bort gave you a 2nd chance with no decline!. Toughen up and come back next season if you can.

The Bubble. Where boys ether chase bubbles or become men and play dotball.
5 Alpine 9-5-0
6 Indianapolis Gurupies 9-5-0
7 Mayan Prophecy 8-6-0
8 So Cal BDC 8-6-0
9 Macchio's Macho Men 8-6-0
10 Nairobi Warthogs 7-7-0
11 Minsk Ninjas 7-7-0

Be apathetic and get drunk. You'll need the hangover to help you focus and make the manball playoffs. Alpha is one giant pickle to untangle so lets look at this team by team.

5. Alpine: 9-5
Week 15 : Warsaw Wrath.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1711&team2=3199
Expected outcome: W
Predicted outcome: W
Week 16: Mayan Prophecy
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=4410&team2=1711
Expected Outcome: W
Predicted Outcome: W

Not much to say about Alpine. 1 Win an they are a lock for a playoff spot, but 2 losses could bounce them

6. Indianapolis Gurupies 9-5
Week 15: Minsk Ninjas
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=4813&team2=2054
Expected Outcome: W
Predicted Outcome: L
Minsk has proven 1 thing this season, but i haven't figured it out yet. Because a win is so key for Minsk, i see them winning this.
Week 16: Cincinnati Shockers
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=4813&team2=750
Expected Outcome: L
Predicted Outcome: L
The Gurupies need to win 1 of the next 2 to secure a chance at a playoff spot, tiebreakers seem to be in their favor at this point. With 2 tough games left, they could be left in the dreaded 9th place.

7. Mayan Prophecy 8-6
Week 15: Cincinnati Shockers
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=4410&team2=750
Expected Outcome: L
Predicted Outcome: L
Cincy want to win this to secure a home playoff game. I don't see Mayan being able to overcome them in this one.
Week 16: Alpine
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=4410&team2=1711
Expected Outcome: L
Predicted Outcome : L
A tough way to end the season, 8-8 doesn't look like it will cut it in this tough division.

8. So Cal BDC 8-6
Week 15: Chocolate Blaze
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=590&team2=1656
Expected: L
Prediction: L
You'll get Blazed. Sorry.
Week 16: Macchio's Macho Men
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=590&team2=370
Expected: W
Prediction: W
Your favored in this matchup, and a win here seems to secure your spot again in the playoff picture.

9. Macchio's Macho Men 8-6
Week 15: Nairobi Warthogs
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=370&team2=2723
Expected: W
Predicted: W
Week 16: So Cal BDC
Expected: L
Predicted: L

10. Nairobi Warthogs 7-7
Week 15: Macho Men
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=2723&team2=370
Expected: L
Predicted: L
Week 16: The Evil Empire
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=2723&team2=5933
Expected: W
Predicted: W
Prove me wrong and beat the Macho Men and you'll be cruising into the playoffs.

11. Minsk Ninja's
Week 15: Indianapolis Gurupies
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=2054&team2=4813
Expected : L
Predicted : W
Just pretend their Kai or Gunnies
Week 16: Chicago Hedgehogs
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=2054&team2=1192
Expected: W
Predicted: W
I think you can make it, so prove that your big wins aren't flukes and get in the playoffs!

Expected Standings after Week 16
5. Alpine 11-5
6. Indy 10-6
7. So Cal BDC 9-7
8. Macchio's Macho Men 9-7
9. Minsk 8-8
10. Mayan 8-8
11. Nairobi. 8-8

Predicted Standings After Week 16.
5. Alpine 11-5
6. Indy 9-7
6. So Cal 9-7
6. MMM 9-7
6. Minsk 9-7
10. Mayan 8-8
11. Nairobi 8-8

Alpha sure is a cluster of a phux. The one sure thing is your going to need 9 wins to crack the playoffs, and good tiebreakers.

Zeta Playoffs.

In:
1 Cobra Kai 13-1-0
2 Halifax+10 Exploition 12-2-0
3 Moose Jaw Roughriders 11-3-0
4 Nashville Hounds 11-3-0
5 District 9 Prawns 9-5-0
Take a break, lay back, pack a bowl and wake up in 4 days. Your in. The last home playoff spot seems to be between Nashville and District 9. The rest will be at home for at least one game, and barring another Minsk, Kai has Zeta homefield locked up.

Out:
11 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 5-9-0
12 Midwest Masterminds 4-10-0
13 Tet Offensive 3-11-0
14 Queensland Exiles 2-12-0
15 Gold Coast Vipers 2-12-0
16 Bloodweiser Bugle 1-13-0
Your out, nice try. But don't cry. Smoke a bowl and lower the shades. You can at least dream about what could have been. Bort will send you to god-knows-where next season, but remember to use the cronic sparringly, you can always make a comeback!

The Bubble.
6 Lincoln Navigators 9-5-0
7 Speyside Whisky Dogs 8-6-0
8 Bonn Dynamo 7-7-0
9 Queen City Black Cats 7-7-0
10 East St Louis Tire Fires 6-8-0

The picture in Zeta is very clear. Assuming no major upsets.
Queen City must Beat Lincoln in W15.
Speyside must Beat ESL in W15.
Lincoln is in with a win in ether week.
Bonn is in with a 2 wins, or 1 win and better breakers VS. Speyside/Queen City if they win their must win games.
ESL is in with a Win in W15, and if Lincoln beats Queen City in W15. Tiebreakers will come into play however.

Hope you enjoyed my Summary. Good Luck to all those looking to make the playoffs.

Minsk loses all the tiebreakers at 9-7 so we need the Ralph Machio's to win out to have a chance. Mayan smoked us today with their passing game, but to even have a shot at the playoffs at this stage of the season is beyond what I expected.

bonn is pretty much in since the 2 teams they're playing probably are packing it in for the season

i think zeta is mainly between qcbc and speyside. and it seems it'll mostly depend on the esl/speyside game and the lincoln/qcbc game


yea, the tiebreakers in alpha are too confusing to figure out. If it's more than 2 it's wins amongst that group of 3-5 teams, right? even then, lord knows who will be in that tiebreaker.

Nachos throughout the playoffs.

Yummy.

Originally posted by chronoaug
bonn is pretty much in since the 2 teams they're playing probably are packing it in for the season

i think zeta is mainly between qcbc and speyside. and it seems it'll mostly depend on the esl/speyside game and the lincoln/qcbc game


yea, the tiebreakers in alpha are too confusing to figure out. If it's more than 2 it's wins amongst that group of 3-5 teams, right? even then, lord knows who will be in that tiebreaker.

Bonn should go 2-0. If Speyside goes 1-1 then QCBC needs to go 2-0 to pick up game on Speyside. If all 3 teams finish 9-7 then Bonn loses the tie breaker I think. Bonn needs Speyside to go 0-2 or OCBC to go 1-1.

Lincoln is going to be motivated just to stay out of that 7-8 slot so they need a win.

ESL would need some crazy shit to happen...I'll let someone else figure that out.

Thanks for doing this Arcadic.

Originally posted by chronoaug
bonn is pretty much in since the 2 teams they're playing probably are packing it in for the season

i think zeta is mainly between qcbc and speyside. and it seems it'll mostly depend on the esl/speyside game and the lincoln/qcbc game


yea, the tiebreakers in alpha are too confusing to figure out. If it's more than 2 it's wins amongst that group of 3-5 teams, right? even then, lord knows who will be in that tiebreaker.

There is a senario where every team on the bubble ends up 9-7 in Alpha. Not likely, but damn.
Bonn is a virtual lock, but stranger things have happened.

Actually, after looking at breakers, i think ESL is out. I moved them 2-3 times from bubble to out and i think since QCBD beat both Speyside and ESL they would win any breaker that could happen between 2 or 3 teams.

just let me know if me trying means certain teams get eliminated, and which teams those are.

thx

and by trying i mean: get dan to try

It think if Speyside, Bonn and QCBC all finish at 9-7 then Bonn is out from the Pts allowed tie breaker.

I think the tie breaker for a 3way that is all 1-1 is pts allowed.

Originally posted by Arcadic


There is a senario where every team on the bubble ends up 9-7 in Alpha. Not likely, but damn.
Bonn is a virtual lock, but stranger things have happened.

Yea, depending on the 3 teams who are in the tiebreaker it could go all sorts of ways since spots 5-10 have a lot of mixed results between those teams

its going to come down to the 10 pts ALS scored before gut

Hali too high

recreationally

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Nachos throughout the playoffs.

Yummy.

And when we beat MEM maybe we will let the hounds just win if it gives us a better matchup or screws over someone we hate.