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I've promised the boys in Guadalcanal that I would attempt to get into previous seasons amount of shit talking and forum stirring. I can't quite promise that yet, I still have a lot of work tearing up playbooks and making agents cry for our farm team ( http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=4962 ) but I do promise to do my best to make an appearance now and again so you can commence to throwing eggs in my general direction.

Part one of the evil plan
Unfortunately I've spent the past 2 seasons chained to the slave pits in Okinawa so I'm not as up on my O-Pro comings and goings as I once was. On top of that, there's the buzz of hundreds of free agents begging to have their cock jerked by the head chef (guess that's me) personally so they can have their little moments of glee as they shoot down everyone and sign with the blatantly obvious team. Save everyone time and chapstick won't you. Anyway, I'm back if anyone cares, my question to you-

Who the hell are you?

Back in the day we all rode up together and had a sense of what the fuck was going on. Berlin, Sumatra and the Olden Placeholders are the only team I remember from our last pass through. Truth be told though, we were getting shellaced so hard last time that all I remember is waking up in AAA with a mack truck sized hole in my rear end from all the drilling we received.

Dayton- You rode up with us from AAA, You have a good looking team but we were hungrier come playoffs. It'll be good to start a new rivalry because all our old ones are about dead and buried.

Berlin- Played you once in Season 12 http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=819163
Hopefully it's a good game again this time.

Legends- i've seen you guys around somewhere before. I can't seem to kick the Sullivans. Boston Dogs was a fun rivalry for a season or two and I've played LOT before
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=782921 was a fun game and should be just as interesting this go round.

Sumatra- would be my second home if I wasn't always buried under a ton of GLB work. Seahawk I can vouch, is one of the great owners.

Other than that, don't know you, good luck this season. I'll try to get out rankings/predictions as time permits. They'll be better than this crappy thread hopefully.

 
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Fear the whores!
 
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I never fear whores, I can only love them.
 
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I enjoyed reading this.

It was informative, concise and fairly entertaining.

I hope America votes or texts to keep you on the show.
Edited by The Big Cack Envy on May 23, 2010 13:11:57
 
seahawk10
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Nice read JB, good luck to you and your boys this season. I enjoyed watching The Pacific on HBO, nowhere near as good as Band of Brothers, but I have much respect for what those boys went through and where your team name came from.
Edited by seahawk10 on May 23, 2010 11:48:59
 
bigr925
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jonbarber and his teams are overrated, imo.
 
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Originally posted by bigr925
jonbarber and his teams are overrated, imo.


this

how's vanuatu coming along?
 
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Originally posted by The Big Cack Envy
I enjoyed reading this.

It was informative, concise and fairly entertaining.

I hope America votes or texts to keep you on the show.


 
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Originally posted by looksthatkillbn


how's vanuatu coming along?


its coming along. we played above our means last season, but could only pull off 1 playoff upset. We of course moved up to above our means again...but I like the challenge. It will be a while before we win gold, but we will keep moving up.

hope to see you guys in the WL next season...where my players finally made it.
Edited by bigr925 on May 24, 2010 21:39:54
Edited by bigr925 on May 24, 2010 21:39:28
 
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haha, enjoy the competition. it's a lot of fun watching games up there, seeing yourself against the best dots.

just avoid the forums, haha.
 
johnbarber
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I'm taking over the D for the Gunners. It'll be a few preseason+ maybe a game or two into the regular season by the time I have my D all set up but if anyone wants to get some personal punches in on me, this season is the time to gain bragging rights. Neo is the only agent I know that's gotten more than one lucky shot in on me.
 
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Take that back, Neo and Polished Rock.
 
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