Warrior General Games

1. Jack Shepherd at QB1
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092213

This man is a surgeon off and on the field. In the OR he makes it so that people can walk again. On the field he makes it so that you'll look like you've never walked before. He's going to slice open your defense with a football instead of a scalpel. He's not just a candidate... he's an MVP.

2. James "Sawyer" Ford at QB2
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092237

He's a con man by trade... the slipperiest of the slippery. On the field and off, you can't touch this guy. He reads you like you were A Wrinkle In Time, you think you've got it covered, but he'll just stab you in the back.

3. Walter "Walt" Lloyd at QB
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092266

He's a kid with special powers. He knows what's going to happen and he guides his team through the game as though he already knew what the defense was going to do. He was the first to get off the island and the only one smart enough not to go back after doing so. You can't scout him because you just figure out what the hell he's doing on the field in the first place.

4. The Smoke Monster at HB1
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092305

He's a freaking pillar of black smoke and lightning with a more than human intelligence the ability to take the shape of anyone and can take over the minds of his pawns. My question to you is, "how can you kill that which is already dead?"

5. Desmond Hume at HB1 and HB2
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092318

He is the only man to successfully live through a severe temporal disturbance. Seemingly everywhere at once, Desmond cannot be stopped using conventional means.

6. Kate Austen at HB2
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092332

She killed a man and has escaped capture countless times. She knows how to handle a gun and a man. No single tackler can bring her elusive ass to the ground... and just when you think you've got her: she's gone.

7. Richard Alpert at FB1
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092344

He's lived for hundreds of years without aging a single day. Trust me, there is no blitz package that you can bring that this guy hasn't already seen. He's been playing dotball since your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandparents were still too young to get busy. Don't underestimate him or you'll find yourself hanging from the goalposts.

8. Juliet Burke at FB2
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092381

She's a doctor, a lover, and a fighter. She blew up a F*$king Hydrogen Bomb with her bare hands, so yeah... she's not afraid of a few two dimensional dots.

9. Christian Shepherd at TE2
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092398

If he's dead, why can't anyone find his body? It's because he's like Zombie Jesus and he's going around eating the brains of his disciples and your dots. Is he back from the dead or is he just a figment of the island's messed up plans? You'll have plenty of time to figure it out as you lie there flat on your back after he's pancaked you into oblivion.

10. John Locke at TE1
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2092417

When he came to this place, he couldn't walk. Now he's hunting boar like he's the leader of the freaking Lord of the Flies kids. He believes that the island has a purpose, and that purpose has yet to be revealed to him. Spoiler alert, his purpose is to catch footballs and score touchdowns.

Every single one of you is going to be LOST when you play my team.

I'll get the W though.

and I thought Chuck Norris was going to make the team.

Originally posted by MikeInFl
and I thought Chuck Norris was going to make the team.

Only if he shows up in the next episode.

Wow, when I started I thought there might actually be 55 of those write-ups.

My first thought was... "oh, how sad."

Originally posted by Time Trial
Originally posted by MikeInFl

and I thought Chuck Norris was going to make the team.

Only if he shows up in the next episode.

i think u just solved the series...last episode Chuck Norris comes out and says that he is the smoke monster

Originally posted by PING72
Wow, when I started I thought there might actually be 55 of those write-ups.

My first thought was... "oh, how sad."

Nope... There will be four more throughout the offseason because there is nothing else to do at work besides, you know... work.

Originally posted by MGeezy2186
Originally posted by Time Trial

Originally posted by MikeInFl


and I thought Chuck Norris was going to make the team.

Only if he shows up in the next episode.

i think u just solved the series...last episode Chuck Norris comes out and says that he is the smoke monster

Do we find out that he was the one to cause Hume's severe temporal disturbance? And while Hume hates Norris for what he has done, he recognizes that his super HB powers derived from that fateful day with Chuck? This leaves him seemingly torn as whether to follow his team captain or to pursue the glory of a Eastern Conference MVP on his own!

Originally posted by PING72
Do we find out that he was the one to cause Hume's severe temporal disturbance? And while Hume hates Norris for what he has done, he recognizes that his super HB powers derived from that fateful day with Chuck? This leaves him seemingly torn as whether to follow his team captain or to pursue the glory of a Eastern Conference MVP on his own!

Which could only be performed in a temporal side dimension season that I will call Season Z1.

Actually, my favorite thing about all of the DI's players is that they give their build in their player name so you don't have to bother clicking on all of them! That's really useful!

Originally posted by PING72
Actually, my favorite thing about all of the DI's players is that they give their build in their player name so you don't have to bother clicking on all of them! That's really useful!

I know! Saves me the trouble of just opening all of my builds. I hate having to figure that stuff out when I'm scouting. Builds should all be as easy to read.

Though this year I've made some changes. The build name and the reality of the player is going to be slightly different.