Warrior General Games

15-0-0 Short Bus Window Lickers …vs… 4-11-0 Hell's Demon Seed
Pts scored Avg …...... 48 …….. 15
Pts allowed Avg ….... 8 …….. 30
Passing Yards …….. 4633 …….. 1864
Rushing Yards …….. 2010 …….. 881
Passing Tds ...…..….. 50 …….. 15
Rushing Tds …….….. 36 …….. 6
Passing Attempts per/gm ….. 38 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts per/gm ….. 32 …….. 31
Roster Levels …….. 658 …….. 495
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1136 …….. 2953
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1192 …….. 2191
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 10 …….. 42
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 945 …….. 1023
Missed Tackles .. 32 …….. 121
Sacks …….……. 76 …….. 27
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 174 …….. 127
Deflections ……. 140 …….. 99
Short Bus Window Lickers 17

8-7-0 Deep Throw It …vs… 5-9-1 Hobbittown Hairy Feet
Pts scored Avg …...... 22 …….. 24
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 27
Passing Yards …….. 971 …….. 2545
Rushing Yards …….. 3107 …….. 1770
Passing Tds ...…..….. 5 …….. 17
Rushing Tds …….….. 36 …….. 25
Passing Attempts ….. 11 …….. 29
Rushing Attempts ….. 58 …….. 42
Roster Levels …….. 626 …….. 645
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1284 …….. 1916
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1675 …….. 2134
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 12 …….. 29
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 7 …….. 20
Tackles ………... 794 …….. 882
Missed Tackles .. 84 …….. 51
Sacks …….……. 59 …….. 43
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 131 …….. 104
Deflections ……. 81 …….. 84
Deep Throw It 13

12-3-0 The Insane Asylum …vs… 10-5-0 Dharma Initiatives
Pts scored Avg …...... 19 …….. 37
Pts allowed Avg ….... 8 …….. 19
Passing Yards …….. 1437 …….. 2703
Rushing Yards …….. 2519 …….. 2509
Passing Tds ...…..….. 9 …….. 22
Rushing Tds …….….. 25 …….. 41
Passing Attempts ….. 18 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 43
Roster Levels …….. 644 …….. 605
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1364 …….. 1395
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1384 …….. 2053
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 6 …….. 20
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 12
Tackles ………... 860 …….. 940
Missed Tackles .. 60 …….. 51
Sacks …….……. 53 …….. 76
Interceptions …. 2 …….. 2
Hurries …..…... 116 …….. 160
Deflections ……. 70 …….. 84
The Insane Asylum 10

0-15-0 Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football …vs… 9-6-0 Copper 3 Legends
Pts scored Avg …...... 4 …….. 34
Pts allowed Avg ….... 69 …….. 25
Passing Yards …….. 1605 …….. 1588
Rushing Yards …….. 152 …….. 2740
Passing Tds ...…..….. 1 …….. 18
Rushing Tds …….….. 4 …….. 31
Passing Attempts ….. 34 …….. 19
Rushing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 41
Roster Levels …….. 444 …….. 643
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 4290 …….. 2171
Passing Yards allowed …….. 3250 …….. 2184
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 66 …….. 28
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 43 …….. 16
Tackles ………... 995 …….. 967
Missed Tackles .. 269 …….. 71
Sacks …….……. 21 …….. 56
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 110 …….. 124
Deflections ……. 42 …….. 79
Copper 3 Legends 68

14-1-0 Fighting Gamecocks …vs… 10-5-0 CrackerTown Juniors
Pts scored Avg …...... 32 …….. 32
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 16
Passing Yards …….. 448 …….. 1790
Rushing Yards …….. 4389 …….. 3041
Passing Tds ...…..….. 5 …….. 14
Rushing Tds …….….. 50 …….. 41
Passing Attempts ….. 6 …….. 18
Rushing Attempts ….. 68 …….. 47
Roster Levels …….. 495 …….. 566
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 832 …….. 1617
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1672 …….. 1492
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 7 …….. 14
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 11 …….. 9
Tackles ………... 689 …….. 901
Missed Tackles .. 42 …….. 91
Sacks …….……. 55 …….. 56
Interceptions …. 2 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 154 …….. 85
Deflections ……. 82 …….. 64
CrackerTown Juniors 7

8-7-0 Wambulance Academy …vs… 6-8-1 Georgia Assault
Pts scored Avg …...... 31 …….. 22
Pts allowed Avg ….... 25 …….. 16
Passing Yards …….. 2150 …….. 1827
Rushing Yards …….. 1877 …….. 2454
Passing Tds ...…..….. 22 …….. 10
Rushing Tds …….….. 19 …….. 25
Passing Attempts ….. 23 …….. 18
Rushing Attempts ….. 33 …….. 50
Roster Levels …….. 660 …….. 650
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 2239 …….. 1399
Passing Yards allowed …….. 2016 …….. 1754
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 28 …….. 18
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 13 …….. 7
Tackles ………... 1037 …….. 859
Missed Tackles .. 51 …….. 49
Sacks …….……. 43 …….. 41
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 138 …….. 136
Deflections ……. 88 …….. 96
Georgia Assault 7

7-8-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees …vs… 1-14-0 Texas Shorthorns
Pts scored Avg …...... 27 …….. 8
Pts allowed Avg ….... 29 …….. 49
Passing Yards …….. 1695 …….. 1333
Rushing Yards …….. 2536 …….. 1287
Passing Tds ...…..….. 10 …….. 6
Rushing Tds …….….. 36 …….. 11
Passing Attempts ….. 19 …….. 24
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 38
Roster Levels …….. 561 …….. 500
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 2720 …….. 3823
Passing Yards allowed …….. 2132 …….. 3040
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 40 …….. 59
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 15 …….. 25
Tackles ………... 878 …….. 944
Missed Tackles .. 41 …….. 123
Sacks …….……. 47 …….. 38
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 115 …….. 109
Deflections ……. 53 …….. 58
Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees 35

7-8-0 Deep South Baby Makers …vs… 4-11-0 Traveling Wilburys
Pts scored Avg …...... 20 …….. 17
Pts allowed Avg ….... 21 …….. 31
Passing Yards …….. 2230 …….. 2798
Rushing Yards …….. 1268 …….. 1052
Passing Tds ...…..….. 7 …….. 13
Rushing Tds …….….. 25 …….. 20
Passing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 31
Rushing Attempts ….. 34 …….. 31
Roster Levels …….. 628 …….. 507
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 2266 …….. 2840
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1808 …….. 2118
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 24 …….. 37
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 12 …….. 18
Tackles ………... 979 …….. 933
Missed Tackles .. 47 …….. 93
Sacks …….……. 26 …….. 42
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 2
Hurries …..…... 116 …….. 87
Deflections ……. 116 …….. 42
Deep South Baby Makers 21

9-6-0 Cascade Surly Goats …vs… 5-10-0 The Agency
Pts scored Avg …...... 20 …….. 21
Pts allowed Avg ….... 11 …….. 25
Passing Yards …….. 1687 …….. 1910
Rushing Yards …….. 1881 …….. 1738
Passing Tds ...…..….. 10 …….. 14
Rushing Tds …….….. 22 …….. 19
Passing Attempts ….. 20 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts ….. 44 …….. 45
Roster Levels …….. 649 …….. 553
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1260 …….. 2086
Passing Yards allowed …….. 2006 …….. 2014
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 13 …….. 30
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 7 …….. 11
Tackles ………... 895 …….. 871
Missed Tackles .. 79 …….. 51
Sacks …….……. 52 …….. 64
Interceptions …. 3 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 137 …….. 174
Deflections ……. 130 …….. 125
Cascade Surly Goats 14

1-12-2 Andromeda Strain …vs… 8-7-0 New Orleans Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg …...... 10 …….. 23
Pts allowed Avg ….... 39 …….. 18
Passing Yards …….. 1308 …….. 2014
Rushing Yards …….. 1417 …….. 1961
Passing Tds ...…..….. 14 …….. 13
Rushing Tds …….….. 2 …….. 17
Passing Attempts ….. 22 …….. 25
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 43
Roster Levels …….. 560 …….. 609
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 3418 …….. 1298
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1977 …….. 1688
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 49 …….. 22
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 24 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 936 …….. 863
Missed Tackles .. 71 …….. 67
Sacks …….……. 44 …….. 61
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 4
Hurries …..…... 122 …….. 116
Deflections ……. 91 …….. 103
New Orleans Pee Wees 21

9-5-1 Requiem Revolver …vs… 1-14-0 Boston Minutemen
Pts scored Avg …...... 14 …….. 19
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 45
Passing Yards …….. 1839 …….. 4135
Rushing Yards …….. 1626 …….. -594
Passing Tds ...…..….. 8 …….. 33
Rushing Tds …….….. 18 …….. 5
Passing Attempts ….. 20 …….. 48
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 20
Roster Levels …….. 598 …….. 495
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1577 …….. 3318
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1703 …….. 2784
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 14 …….. 53
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 9 …….. 27
Tackles ………... 917 …….. 1023
Missed Tackles .. 42 …….. 49
Sacks …….……. 49 …….. 34
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 3
Hurries …..…... 108 …….. 112
Deflections ……. 118 …….. 107
Requiem Revolver 35

8-7-0 Atlantic City Surf …vs… 1-13-1 The U!
Pts scored Avg …...... 23 …….. 8
Pts allowed Avg ….... 15 …….. 51
Passing Yards …….. 2753 …….. 2987
Rushing Yards …….. 1682 …….. 75
Passing Tds ...…..….. 18 …….. 11
Rushing Tds …….….. 22 …….. 5
Passing Attempts ….. 29 …….. 40
Rushing Attempts ….. 35 …….. 26
Roster Levels …….. 639 …….. 492
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1591 …….. 3841
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1695 …….. 3321
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 22 …….. 56
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 6 …….. 37
Tackles ………... 931 …….. 977
Missed Tackles .. 44 …….. 224
Sacks …….……. 74 …….. 52
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 125 …….. 133
Deflections ……. 84 …….. 61
Atlantic City Surf 48

13-2-0 Tombstone Outlaws …vs… 5-10-0 House of Krazees
Pts scored Avg …...... 37 …….. 14
Pts allowed Avg ….... 9 …….. 25
Passing Yards …….. 2014 …….. 1470
Rushing Yards …….. 3351 …….. 1496
Passing Tds ...…..….. 21 …….. 7
Rushing Tds …….….. 50 …….. 18
Passing Attempts ….. 16 …….. 16
Rushing Attempts ….. 52 …….. 41
Roster Levels …….. 647 …….. 576
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 940 …….. 1651
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1575 …….. 2290
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 7 …….. 19
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 8 …….. 15
Tackles ………... 876 …….. 961
Missed Tackles .. 56 …….. 64
Sacks …….……. 84 …….. 58
Interceptions …. 5 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 167 …….. 133
Deflections ……. 175 …….. 108
Tombstone Outlaws 21

10-5-0 Cleveland Horde …vs… 6-9-0 Baltimore Gulls
Pts scored Avg …...... 24 …….. 14
Pts allowed Avg ….... 14 …….. 14
Passing Yards …….. 1974 …….. 1280
Rushing Yards …….. 2153 …….. 1333
Passing Tds ...…..….. 16 …….. 8
Rushing Tds …….….. 30 …….. 15
Passing Attempts ….. 22 …….. 23
Rushing Attempts ….. 49 …….. 36
Roster Levels …….. 522 …….. 621
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1241 …….. 1444
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1784 …….. 1956
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 13 …….. 14
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 13 …….. 12
Tackles ………... 820 …….. 1038
Missed Tackles .. 40 …….. 29
Sacks …….……. 60 …….. 128
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 114 …….. 161
Deflections ……. 105 …….. 75
Cleveland Horde 7

9-6-0 Lone Star Mercenaries …vs… 11-4-0 Mississippi Mud Dogs
Pts scored Avg …...... 29 …….. 30
Pts allowed Avg ….... 15 …….. 11
Passing Yards …….. 2966 …….. 2566
Rushing Yards …….. 1691 …….. 2417
Passing Tds ...…..….. 21 …….. 16
Rushing Tds …….….. 27 …….. 35
Passing Attempts ….. 30 …….. 24
Rushing Attempts ….. 40 …….. 52
Roster Levels …….. 635 …….. 653
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1488 …….. 1177
Passing Yards allowed …….. 1920 …….. 1355
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 19 …….. 12
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 6 …….. 6
Tackles ………... 867 …….. 773
Missed Tackles .. 58 …….. 33
Sacks …….……. 77 …….. 52
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 3
Hurries …..…... 168 …….. 121
Deflections ……. 90 …….. 99
Mississippi Mud Dogs 7

10-5-0 Wood Village Whistle Pigs …vs… 11-4-0 Chicago 85' Bears
Pts scored Avg …...... 30 …….. 23
Pts allowed Avg ….... 18 …….. 12
Passing Yards …….. 1135 …….. 633
Rushing Yards …….. 3957 …….. 3361
Passing Tds ...…..….. 4 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 54 …….. 35
Passing Attempts ….. 13 …….. 7
Rushing Attempts ….. 55 …….. 52
Roster Levels …….. 656 …….. 639
Rushing Yards allowed …….. 1187 …….. 1378
Passing Yards allowed …….. 2439 …….. 1687
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 12 …….. 10
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 21 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 847 …….. 900
Missed Tackles .. 49 …….. 45
Sacks …….……. 62 …….. 45
Interceptions …. 2 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 127 …….. 108
Deflections ……. 119 …….. 86
Chicago 85' Bears 13

I'd like to write the blurb for my game:

"Coming off an ass whooping at the hands of Tombstone, MMD walks into this week's game with a sole bit of self-worth leftover from telling themselves that "hey.. at least we didn't lose as bad as Requiem." On the line is anywhere from a 2nd place to a 5th place finish and in their way are the former and first ever Gold League Champions, the Lone Star Mercenaries. LSM's destiny is in their own hands as a win here would lock up a return to the playoffs and the hopes of reliving their former glory and gold. However a loss to MMD would leave their fate up in the air as four teams battle for the final two playoff spots in the East."

Guzz
-sorry ManOgwaR

Well done Guzz

Had to get the row right! Took me 4 shots!

Haha, nice.

Originally posted by Lone Star Mercs
Had to get the row right! Took me 4 shots!

No girly crotch shot?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=4256308&id=660652251&fbid=390759917251

Don't know if you will be able to see this.

Originally posted by Lone Star Mercs
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=4256308&id=660652251&fbid=390759917251

Don't know if you will be able to see this.

Fail

Originally posted by guzzdude
I'd like to write the blurb for my game:

"Coming off an ass whooping at the hands of Tombstone, MMD walks into this week's game with a sole bit of self-worth leftover from telling themselves that "hey.. at least we didn't lose as bad as Requiem." On the line is anywhere from a 2nd place to a 5th place finish and in their way are the former and first ever Gold League Champions, the Lone Star Mercenaries. LSM's destiny is in their own hands as a win here would lock up a return to the playoffs and the hopes of reliving their former glory and gold. However a loss to MMD would leave their fate up in the air as four teams battle for the final two playoff spots in the East."

Guzz
-sorry ManOgwaR

no problem ...ok well i guess I need to state that I never game planned for MMD and Tombstone, and I never reviewed the games afterwards in time for the next one ...I was just too busy with RL shit to have time for it ...I was looking forward to my team playing against you guys, coz I knew that yas would test out Revolver's outside run defense(which hadn't really been tested beforehand) ...i don't mind losing as bad as we did, coz it gave me a good look at what yas can do

Originally posted by ManOgwaR
no problem ...ok well i guess I need to state that I never game planned for MMD and Tombstone, and I never reviewed the games afterwards in time for the next one ...I was just too busy with RL shit to have time for it ...I was looking forward to my team playing against you guys, coz I knew that yas would test out Revolver's outside run defense(which hadn't really been tested beforehand) ...i don't mind losing as bad as we did, coz it gave me a good look at what yas can do

I never wore a condom once .....

Originally posted by Dtownokie
Fail

It's a photo of a girl wearing bikini underwear with the writing "It ain't gonna lick itself." It's posted on facebook from a rugby tour.

Originally posted by Lone Star Mercs
It's a photo of a girl wearing bikini underwear with the writing "It ain't gonna lick itself." It's posted on facebook from a rugby tour.

Wahahaha bet!

Sink or swim ehhh!

We trying to sit next to Vanny White still!