Check it out, chuckle heads!!!
It's week 15 and there ain't no stopping us now!
Just two more games left to play, so if you are still trying to secure your playoff invite, give out a rebel yell and do that shit!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P9B2ZdNC6o
The Theme Song Edition
So every season I try to find a song for every team that is somehow connected to your team name, location, owner or style.
This season is no different, so enjoy the musical editrion of the Sport's Page.
Are We There Yet?
We are almost home, chuckle heads!! Just a coupl;e more spots to decide, but in the meantime let's welcome some teams to the Big Dance!!
From Zeta, let's welcome Moose Jaw, Cincy and Bonn to the World League Post Season Jamboree and Super Fun Happy Party!!!
Only 1 spot left in each conference now!
The NBA Jam could claim the #8 seed in Alpha with a win right here this week!
The Prophecy, Smugglers, MoD and Dragons are still battling it out for that last and final playoff invite to the Zeta prom!
Only one of these teams will get lucky on prom night!
Who has the GLBalls to claim that last spot in each conference?
Let's sim this shit and find the hell out!!!
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
The Bonn Dynamo DE, Pencil Trick!! YAY!!!
Pencil Trick had a huge day that included 7 tackles, 3 hurry's and 6 sacks, plus a FF to boot!!
He harried and harassed Moose Jaw QB's all day and shut down a couple of drives all on his own!
Truly a stellar defensive performance!!
So here's to you, Pencil Trick..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
Every morning I wake up and wipe the sleep from my eyes.
I saunter into the bathroom and prepare to do battle with my age old rival, the toilet.
I stare at the evil commode, roll up my sleeves, drop my pants and yell out a battle cry, "Once again it's you against me, toilet! So.....................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
..................true story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (14-0) LW1 - Well it really doesn't matter if you win or lose these last 2. Lose both and you are still the #1 team in all of Alpha.
Next opponent: #7 Queen City Black Cats (10-4)
Theme Song: nothing makes chocolate taste better than eating it in chocolate rain with Chad Vader - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0
*#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (11-3) LW2 - The last two games should be wins, so sit back, relax and scratch your balls all day long.
Next opponent: #12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-9)
Theme Song: It's fire, it's burning, it's ESL - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raql_Hh_NmU
*#3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3) LW4 - GOW TIME..................again.
Next opponent: #6 Providence Radicals (10-4)
Theme Song: OK, I have done these Theme Song Editions for a long time and have NEVER been stumped........................until now.
So why not listen to a song about dropping Megan Fox's pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM_NaEdcYKI
*#4 Warsaw Wrath (10-4) LW7 - Uhm.....................have fun.
Next opponent: at #13 October Wildfire (5-9)
Theme Song: Warsaw, Danzig, it doesn't matter, it's all Poland anyway with an ass smacking tune - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI
*#5 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-4) LW3 - Feel like knocking someone out of the race and crushing the hopes and wet dreams of 55 grown dots?
Well here's your chance!
Next opponent: #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-8)
Theme Song: Just do like this Indiana rocker and keep fighting - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AVQ0U7kwgA
*#6 Providence Radicals (10-4) LW6 - You guys are back in the GOW again!!
Next opponent: at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3)
Theme Song: you only get what you give in GLB, Radicals - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
*#7 Queen City Black Cats (10-4) LW5 - The last 2 games are doozie's, so just remember that you are still in the playoffs no matter what.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (14-0)
Theme Song: a Queen song for a city full of queens - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4
#8 NBA Jam (8-6) LW8 - THIS IS IT!!!!
The last playoff spot is yours to lose and you can win it in this game!
Win and you're in!
Lose and it's still up for grabs!
Use your uber and get a MONSTER JAM!!!!
Next opponent: at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (6-8)
Theme Song: no explanation needed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cPtefMN1HM
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-8) LW9 - I dunno' Chickadees, even if you win these last 2 and the Jam lose both of theirs, they still hold the W over you.
Only thing you can do is win both games and see what happens.
Next opponent: at #5 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-4)
Theme Song: I hope this song gets you Battle Chickens all hyped up and ready for battle - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (6-8) LW10 - Win these next 2 games and you own the #8 spot as long as NBA Jam loses both of theirs and Sparta loses at least one of theirs.
Next opponent: #8 NBA Jam (8-6)
Theme Song: Perfect theme for Hawaii - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AepyGm9Me6w
#11 Krungthep Garudas (5-9) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Jurgita/Jurgita-29.jpg
Next opponent: #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-13)
Theme Song: Oh if I could only have one more night in Bangkok with you Garudas - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RulnxJLmBrA
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-9) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Naomi/Naomi-09.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (11-3)
Theme Song: The name sounds French and with Pierre loving the mademoiselle, it goes to shoe you never can tell -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EspQNL9XD_U
#13 October Wildfire (5-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/08Suzi/Suzi-28.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Warsaw Wrath (10-4)
Theme Song: that's what went wrong this season, the Wildfire forgot to start the fire - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_n7oZcNvHg
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-12) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/06Nikki/nikki-14.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-14)
Theme Song: You guys may have needed more help than ALL of Africa did, so we are here to help - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ZKyYFyiFA
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-13) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Rachel/Rachel-36.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Krungthep Garudas (5-9)
Theme Song: of course this is the only theme to fit the Ghost Riders. Yippee kay-yayyy!!!!! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAcAo_fSEtc
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-14) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Jenny2/Jenny-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-12)
Theme Song: In Graz, Austria, everybody loves those Von Trapp brats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw7lxdiL7NI
*****WEEK 15 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2
Overall: 86-26
SA’s GOW: 9-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-6
#6 Providence Radicals (10-4) at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3) = [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-8) at #5 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-4) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-9) at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (11-3) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Warsaw Wrath (10-4) at #13 October Wildfire (5-9) = Warsaw Wrath
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-13) at #11 Krungthep Garudas (5-9) = Krungthep Garudas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-14) at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-12) = Windhoek White Rhinos
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Queen City Black Cats (10-4) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (14-0) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 NBA Jam (8-6) at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (6-8) = NBA Jam
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#6 Providence Radicals (10-4) at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3) -
It's an uber match up of biblical proportions!!
The Radicals are a bunch of overly excited dots that love to get extreme and radical on the field!
And Hurf and Durf.............well I finally found out ONE definition in the urban dictionary........
Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate
Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern
Hurf durf: a sound often heard emanating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning
Used in a sentence:
(Dad) How was your evening, son?
(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug 'N Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.
So yo Borthalamus! Start cranking the gears and get this sim started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Radicals beat the [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]?
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no.
SA's Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Magic 8 Ball Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
26/48 beers! – Now that is a good amount of beer. Dive in!!
Battle Chickens could end up being finger lickin' good if the Gurupies win!
The Black Cats challenge the Blaze in a top 4 war!
Jam could close the book and grab the final playoff spot in Alpha with a win over the Wife Carriers!
And last but not least, it's Hurf and Durf trying to keep the Radicals at bay in the GOW!!
It's match ups like these that take me back to my youth when I lost my virginity to a toothless 68 year old prostitute named Cloe that Papa SA bought for me on my 9th birthday.
He said, "Well don't just stand there with that dumb look on your face, get to boning her!"
..................and then I did.
Yes, Cloe was my ex.........................that slut.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (14-0) LW1 - Oh..............boy. I am so excited. Wow. Valhalla wins........AGAIN. Could there BE any other outcome?
Uh...............no.
Next opponent: at #8 Mayan Prophecy (6-8)
Theme Song: the greatest Scandinavian rockers of all time provide you guys with a most fitting theme song. Enjoy -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dP2_yjFE3w
*#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2) LW2 - GOW! GOW! GOW!...................uhm, get going, dudes! You're in the GOW!
Next opponent: at #4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3)
Theme Song: best song for a true "master" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hEyVQDRA
*#3 So Cal BDC (12-2) LW3 - Oh good gravy. Really? Macchu Picchu? Really? Oh please.
Next opponent: #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-14)
Theme Song: I don't think I have to tell you what SoCal is dreaming about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0UcQDUR-fU
*#4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3) LW4 - Welcome back to the GOW!
Next opponent: #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2)
Theme Song: Navigators makes me think of sailing and the good old days when you could whack off on the pool deck and not have to walk the plank for it -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-Vh3j8sys
*#5 Cincinnati Shockers (10-4) LW6 - If you want in that top 4 you will need to win both of your last 2 games and hope Lincoln loses both of theirs.
Why not go for it and hope for the best.
Next opponent: #10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-8)
Theme Song: An Ohio song for an Ohio team. Man, you Ohioans really know how to party! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFbf3KPkp8
*#6 Bonn Dynamo (9-5) LW7 - Great job on making the post season, Dynamo!
You Germans sure know how to a party, just ask Poland about WW2 and the Blitz Krieg. Oh, for those of you that don't speak German, please allow me to translate.
"Blitz Krieg" means, big dance party with much super happy fun.
I know, It sounds a little menacing, but always trust the Germans to come up with the best shit.
Next opponent: at #9 Dakar Dragons (6-8)
Theme Song: nothing says Germany more than a German rock band - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU
*#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-5) LW5 - Even though you lost in the GOW, there was one great thing that happened.................a safety.
And a safety deserves a Safety Dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Oh yeah, great job on the next win.
Next opponent: #13 Sofia Spiders (3-11)
Theme Song: Riders are riders, so don't let them catch ya' Rough Riders! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA
#8 Mayan Prophecy (6-8) LW10 - Oy.
Next opponent: #1 Valhalla (14-0)
Theme Song: Maybe Ritchie Valens wasn't a Mayan, but close enough - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok
#9 Dakar Dragons (6-8) LW8 - This is it, Dragons. Either you want it or you don't. If you win both these last 2 games, you never know what could happen.
But you won't find out unless you start winning.
Next opponent: #6 Bonn Dynamo (9-5)
Theme Song: Africa for the African Dragons - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCca5mPMp9A
#10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-8) LW9 - You guys will have to Shock the Shockers to have a lead on that coveted #8 spot.
Get it?
I said "shock the Shockers".
You have to "shock" a team called the "Shockers".
Get it?............................aw fuck it, I tried at least.
Next opponent: at #5 Cincinnati Shockers (10-4)
Theme Song: they got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, so says old Blue Eyes hisself'! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGXcjM9SOQ
#11 Ministry of Dotball (5-9) LW11 - Could you guys come back from the dead to reclaim a playoff spot?
Why the fuck not.
Go for broke, MoD!
Next opponent: #14 Korb Destroyers (2-12)
Theme Song: For the MoD, it's the coolest song ever for an agent of the MoD - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-11) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Jenny/Jenny-20.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (2-12)
Theme Song: A great college band for your seven years of college you spent in College Town - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Piper/Cindy-30.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-5)
Theme Song: is Boris a cousin of yours? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU
#14 Korb Destroyers (2-12) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/07Elizabeth/Elizabeth-13.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Ministry of Dotball (5-9)
Theme Song: might as well drink the rest of the season away with some REAL Destroyers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (2-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Thea/Thea-16.jpg
Next opponent: #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-11)
Theme Song: greatest song for a bunch of rough and tumble Hoodlums - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WObfcDIf6lY
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-14) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/03Jenni/Jenni-41.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 So Cal BDC (12-2)
Theme Song: You guys were just too young to be up here. You got your cradles rocked, so..............http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUt0LpeI2XQ
*****WEEK 15 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1
Overall: 91-21
SA’s GOW: 12-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-7
#6 Bonn Dynamo (9-5) at #9 Dakar Dragons (6-8) = Bonn Dynamo
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-8) at #5 Cincinnati Shockers (10-4) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-11) at #7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-5) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-11) at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (2-12) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Korb Destroyers (2-12) at #11 Ministry of Dotball (5-9) = Ministry of Dotball
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-14) at #3 So Cal BDC (12-2) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2) at #4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Valhalla (14-0) at #8 Mayan Prophecy (6-8) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2) at #4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3) -
Only 2 GOW's left and this one is bigger than Kirstie Allie's huge ass!! (although I would still probably bang her)
Masterminds take on the Navigators!
Masterminds mastering minds may make minding their Masterminds minds meaningless.
Navigators now navigating narrow navigation's now navigate navigation's narrowly.
What that shit means, I have no clue.
So let's get to these 2 teams killing each other as prophesied in the Bible.
It's true! Check it out, it says................
"Go ye into week 15 and thou shall be in Thunder Dome to tear asunder a new ass in thy opponent"
See, I told ya'!
Yo Bortolomopolus! Make ready to go to warp factor 10 and sim this bitch!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Masterminds beat the Navigators?
8 Ball's answer: It is decidedly so.
SA's Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
23/48 beers! – Plenty of beer to go around for everybody.
Valhalla vs Prophecy!
Smugglers vs Shockers!
Dynamo vs Dragons!
Somebody's gonna' have a heart ache tonight! Some of these teams may get officially knocked the fuck out and one of these teams may officially get their prayers answered!
Who gets who is still up for debate.
And in the GOW we have the Masterminds and Navigators fighting in a top 4 war!
Thinking of all these games, I................wait.................yes, I just got a GLBoner!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
It's week 15 and there ain't no stopping us now!
Just two more games left to play, so if you are still trying to secure your playoff invite, give out a rebel yell and do that shit!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P9B2ZdNC6o
The Theme Song Edition
So every season I try to find a song for every team that is somehow connected to your team name, location, owner or style.
This season is no different, so enjoy the musical editrion of the Sport's Page.
Are We There Yet?
We are almost home, chuckle heads!! Just a coupl;e more spots to decide, but in the meantime let's welcome some teams to the Big Dance!!
From Zeta, let's welcome Moose Jaw, Cincy and Bonn to the World League Post Season Jamboree and Super Fun Happy Party!!!
Only 1 spot left in each conference now!
The NBA Jam could claim the #8 seed in Alpha with a win right here this week!
The Prophecy, Smugglers, MoD and Dragons are still battling it out for that last and final playoff invite to the Zeta prom!
Only one of these teams will get lucky on prom night!
Who has the GLBalls to claim that last spot in each conference?
Let's sim this shit and find the hell out!!!
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
The Bonn Dynamo DE, Pencil Trick!! YAY!!!
Pencil Trick had a huge day that included 7 tackles, 3 hurry's and 6 sacks, plus a FF to boot!!
He harried and harassed Moose Jaw QB's all day and shut down a couple of drives all on his own!
Truly a stellar defensive performance!!
So here's to you, Pencil Trick..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
Every morning I wake up and wipe the sleep from my eyes.
I saunter into the bathroom and prepare to do battle with my age old rival, the toilet.
I stare at the evil commode, roll up my sleeves, drop my pants and yell out a battle cry, "Once again it's you against me, toilet! So.....................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
..................true story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (14-0) LW1 - Well it really doesn't matter if you win or lose these last 2. Lose both and you are still the #1 team in all of Alpha.
Next opponent: #7 Queen City Black Cats (10-4)
Theme Song: nothing makes chocolate taste better than eating it in chocolate rain with Chad Vader - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0
*#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (11-3) LW2 - The last two games should be wins, so sit back, relax and scratch your balls all day long.
Next opponent: #12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-9)
Theme Song: It's fire, it's burning, it's ESL - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raql_Hh_NmU
*#3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3) LW4 - GOW TIME..................again.
Next opponent: #6 Providence Radicals (10-4)
Theme Song: OK, I have done these Theme Song Editions for a long time and have NEVER been stumped........................until now.
So why not listen to a song about dropping Megan Fox's pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM_NaEdcYKI
*#4 Warsaw Wrath (10-4) LW7 - Uhm.....................have fun.
Next opponent: at #13 October Wildfire (5-9)
Theme Song: Warsaw, Danzig, it doesn't matter, it's all Poland anyway with an ass smacking tune - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI
*#5 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-4) LW3 - Feel like knocking someone out of the race and crushing the hopes and wet dreams of 55 grown dots?
Well here's your chance!
Next opponent: #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-8)
Theme Song: Just do like this Indiana rocker and keep fighting - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AVQ0U7kwgA
*#6 Providence Radicals (10-4) LW6 - You guys are back in the GOW again!!
Next opponent: at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3)
Theme Song: you only get what you give in GLB, Radicals - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
*#7 Queen City Black Cats (10-4) LW5 - The last 2 games are doozie's, so just remember that you are still in the playoffs no matter what.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (14-0)
Theme Song: a Queen song for a city full of queens - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4
#8 NBA Jam (8-6) LW8 - THIS IS IT!!!!
The last playoff spot is yours to lose and you can win it in this game!
Win and you're in!
Lose and it's still up for grabs!
Use your uber and get a MONSTER JAM!!!!
Next opponent: at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (6-8)
Theme Song: no explanation needed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cPtefMN1HM
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-8) LW9 - I dunno' Chickadees, even if you win these last 2 and the Jam lose both of theirs, they still hold the W over you.
Only thing you can do is win both games and see what happens.
Next opponent: at #5 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-4)
Theme Song: I hope this song gets you Battle Chickens all hyped up and ready for battle - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (6-8) LW10 - Win these next 2 games and you own the #8 spot as long as NBA Jam loses both of theirs and Sparta loses at least one of theirs.
Next opponent: #8 NBA Jam (8-6)
Theme Song: Perfect theme for Hawaii - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AepyGm9Me6w
#11 Krungthep Garudas (5-9) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Jurgita/Jurgita-29.jpg
Next opponent: #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-13)
Theme Song: Oh if I could only have one more night in Bangkok with you Garudas - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RulnxJLmBrA
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-9) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Naomi/Naomi-09.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (11-3)
Theme Song: The name sounds French and with Pierre loving the mademoiselle, it goes to shoe you never can tell -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EspQNL9XD_U
#13 October Wildfire (5-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/08Suzi/Suzi-28.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Warsaw Wrath (10-4)
Theme Song: that's what went wrong this season, the Wildfire forgot to start the fire - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_n7oZcNvHg
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-12) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/06Nikki/nikki-14.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-14)
Theme Song: You guys may have needed more help than ALL of Africa did, so we are here to help - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ZKyYFyiFA
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-13) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Rachel/Rachel-36.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Krungthep Garudas (5-9)
Theme Song: of course this is the only theme to fit the Ghost Riders. Yippee kay-yayyy!!!!! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAcAo_fSEtc
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-14) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Jenny2/Jenny-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-12)
Theme Song: In Graz, Austria, everybody loves those Von Trapp brats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw7lxdiL7NI
*****WEEK 15 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2
Overall: 86-26
SA’s GOW: 9-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-6
#6 Providence Radicals (10-4) at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3) = [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-8) at #5 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-4) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-9) at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (11-3) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Warsaw Wrath (10-4) at #13 October Wildfire (5-9) = Warsaw Wrath
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-13) at #11 Krungthep Garudas (5-9) = Krungthep Garudas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-14) at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-12) = Windhoek White Rhinos
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Queen City Black Cats (10-4) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (14-0) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 NBA Jam (8-6) at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (6-8) = NBA Jam
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#6 Providence Radicals (10-4) at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (11-3) -
It's an uber match up of biblical proportions!!
The Radicals are a bunch of overly excited dots that love to get extreme and radical on the field!
And Hurf and Durf.............well I finally found out ONE definition in the urban dictionary........
Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate
Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern
Hurf durf: a sound often heard emanating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning
Used in a sentence:
(Dad) How was your evening, son?
(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug 'N Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.
So yo Borthalamus! Start cranking the gears and get this sim started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Radicals beat the [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]?
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no.
SA's Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Magic 8 Ball Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
26/48 beers! – Now that is a good amount of beer. Dive in!!
Battle Chickens could end up being finger lickin' good if the Gurupies win!
The Black Cats challenge the Blaze in a top 4 war!
Jam could close the book and grab the final playoff spot in Alpha with a win over the Wife Carriers!
And last but not least, it's Hurf and Durf trying to keep the Radicals at bay in the GOW!!
It's match ups like these that take me back to my youth when I lost my virginity to a toothless 68 year old prostitute named Cloe that Papa SA bought for me on my 9th birthday.
He said, "Well don't just stand there with that dumb look on your face, get to boning her!"
..................and then I did.
Yes, Cloe was my ex.........................that slut.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (14-0) LW1 - Oh..............boy. I am so excited. Wow. Valhalla wins........AGAIN. Could there BE any other outcome?
Uh...............no.
Next opponent: at #8 Mayan Prophecy (6-8)
Theme Song: the greatest Scandinavian rockers of all time provide you guys with a most fitting theme song. Enjoy -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dP2_yjFE3w
*#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2) LW2 - GOW! GOW! GOW!...................uhm, get going, dudes! You're in the GOW!
Next opponent: at #4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3)
Theme Song: best song for a true "master" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hEyVQDRA
*#3 So Cal BDC (12-2) LW3 - Oh good gravy. Really? Macchu Picchu? Really? Oh please.
Next opponent: #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-14)
Theme Song: I don't think I have to tell you what SoCal is dreaming about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0UcQDUR-fU
*#4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3) LW4 - Welcome back to the GOW!
Next opponent: #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2)
Theme Song: Navigators makes me think of sailing and the good old days when you could whack off on the pool deck and not have to walk the plank for it -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-Vh3j8sys
*#5 Cincinnati Shockers (10-4) LW6 - If you want in that top 4 you will need to win both of your last 2 games and hope Lincoln loses both of theirs.
Why not go for it and hope for the best.
Next opponent: #10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-8)
Theme Song: An Ohio song for an Ohio team. Man, you Ohioans really know how to party! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFbf3KPkp8
*#6 Bonn Dynamo (9-5) LW7 - Great job on making the post season, Dynamo!
You Germans sure know how to a party, just ask Poland about WW2 and the Blitz Krieg. Oh, for those of you that don't speak German, please allow me to translate.
"Blitz Krieg" means, big dance party with much super happy fun.
I know, It sounds a little menacing, but always trust the Germans to come up with the best shit.
Next opponent: at #9 Dakar Dragons (6-8)
Theme Song: nothing says Germany more than a German rock band - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU
*#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-5) LW5 - Even though you lost in the GOW, there was one great thing that happened.................a safety.
And a safety deserves a Safety Dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Oh yeah, great job on the next win.
Next opponent: #13 Sofia Spiders (3-11)
Theme Song: Riders are riders, so don't let them catch ya' Rough Riders! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA
#8 Mayan Prophecy (6-8) LW10 - Oy.
Next opponent: #1 Valhalla (14-0)
Theme Song: Maybe Ritchie Valens wasn't a Mayan, but close enough - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok
#9 Dakar Dragons (6-8) LW8 - This is it, Dragons. Either you want it or you don't. If you win both these last 2 games, you never know what could happen.
But you won't find out unless you start winning.
Next opponent: #6 Bonn Dynamo (9-5)
Theme Song: Africa for the African Dragons - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCca5mPMp9A
#10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-8) LW9 - You guys will have to Shock the Shockers to have a lead on that coveted #8 spot.
Get it?
I said "shock the Shockers".
You have to "shock" a team called the "Shockers".
Get it?............................aw fuck it, I tried at least.
Next opponent: at #5 Cincinnati Shockers (10-4)
Theme Song: they got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, so says old Blue Eyes hisself'! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGXcjM9SOQ
#11 Ministry of Dotball (5-9) LW11 - Could you guys come back from the dead to reclaim a playoff spot?
Why the fuck not.
Go for broke, MoD!
Next opponent: #14 Korb Destroyers (2-12)
Theme Song: For the MoD, it's the coolest song ever for an agent of the MoD - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-11) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Jenny/Jenny-20.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (2-12)
Theme Song: A great college band for your seven years of college you spent in College Town - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Piper/Cindy-30.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-5)
Theme Song: is Boris a cousin of yours? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU
#14 Korb Destroyers (2-12) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/07Elizabeth/Elizabeth-13.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Ministry of Dotball (5-9)
Theme Song: might as well drink the rest of the season away with some REAL Destroyers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (2-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Thea/Thea-16.jpg
Next opponent: #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-11)
Theme Song: greatest song for a bunch of rough and tumble Hoodlums - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WObfcDIf6lY
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-14) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/03Jenni/Jenni-41.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 So Cal BDC (12-2)
Theme Song: You guys were just too young to be up here. You got your cradles rocked, so..............http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUt0LpeI2XQ
*****WEEK 15 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1
Overall: 91-21
SA’s GOW: 12-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-7
#6 Bonn Dynamo (9-5) at #9 Dakar Dragons (6-8) = Bonn Dynamo
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-8) at #5 Cincinnati Shockers (10-4) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-11) at #7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-5) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-11) at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (2-12) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Korb Destroyers (2-12) at #11 Ministry of Dotball (5-9) = Ministry of Dotball
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-14) at #3 So Cal BDC (12-2) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2) at #4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Valhalla (14-0) at #8 Mayan Prophecy (6-8) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (12-2) at #4 Lincoln Navigators (11-3) -
Only 2 GOW's left and this one is bigger than Kirstie Allie's huge ass!! (although I would still probably bang her)
Masterminds take on the Navigators!
Masterminds mastering minds may make minding their Masterminds minds meaningless.
Navigators now navigating narrow navigation's now navigate navigation's narrowly.
What that shit means, I have no clue.
So let's get to these 2 teams killing each other as prophesied in the Bible.
It's true! Check it out, it says................
"Go ye into week 15 and thou shall be in Thunder Dome to tear asunder a new ass in thy opponent"
See, I told ya'!
Yo Bortolomopolus! Make ready to go to warp factor 10 and sim this bitch!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Masterminds beat the Navigators?
8 Ball's answer: It is decidedly so.
SA's Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
23/48 beers! – Plenty of beer to go around for everybody.
Valhalla vs Prophecy!
Smugglers vs Shockers!
Dynamo vs Dragons!
Somebody's gonna' have a heart ache tonight! Some of these teams may get officially knocked the fuck out and one of these teams may officially get their prayers answered!
Who gets who is still up for debate.
And in the GOW we have the Masterminds and Navigators fighting in a top 4 war!
Thinking of all these games, I................wait.................yes, I just got a GLBoner!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
