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D4mien
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Eli Manning who was Peyton Mannings brother was one day in a stadium.

He got an text message from his brother that said that he was fighting Patriots were he was and aksed him for help so he went.

Eli Manning put his football away and jumped on fatback Jacobs because he needed to get to where Peyton Manning was really fast so he said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face manning family consequences" and did a backflick with fatback and left the stadium.
Eli then said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME" and then he went back and got grubbed and almost got saked but did not get sacked an broke away from the grab and threw it as high as sky as clothes as he could to his receiver who used his head to catch ball because that was their weakness.
Eli Manning was behind so he had to run his offense really fast. The referees were watching and he snapped the ball before his offense was set so the referees stopped him and wanted to give him an illegal formation penalty. Here Eli Manning saw the first enemy because the referee was on the payroll of the Patriots.

Then Eli Manning said "No! Stop! You don't penalize me!", and then referee said "I am this referee! I will do what I want! HAHAHA!", and then Eli Manning hit him in head with ball and there was blood and bleeding!

Then he saw road sign that say "Gillettte Stadum" with someons writing under it that was saying 'you suldnt com here' Then he looked on ground and saw fuutball and picked it up and smile and throw ball past awful patriots secondary really fast.
"Bro you are now dead and I killed the evil Patriots" Eli Manning said to Peyton Manning.
BECAUSE YOU ARE PATRIOT FANBOY

And then Eli shot at heads below and drove away really fast to where Peyton Manning was.
 
RandomBeast
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HEY YOU GUYS
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tl dr
 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
tl dr


This.

And the surgeon is the boy's Mom. Either that or "home" is actually home plate and the man with the mask is the Umpire.
 
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I literally did not understand one word of that story. Writing isn't your thing bro, maybe you should find another occupation.
 
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Originally posted by adrianpeterson69
I literally did not understand one word of that story. Writing isn't your thing bro, maybe you should find another occupation.


are you suggesting that d4mien is a journalist?
 
kondor
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May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by RandomBeast


 
Shalubis
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

or

http://www.wikihow.com/Lessen-the-Effects-of-Alcohol
 
Doug_Plank
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polydipsia imo
 
Sik Wit It
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I guess it's supposed to be funny
 
Veracocha
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don't give up the day job
 
Ratphlegm
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This reminds me of that terrible Half Life fan fiction...
 
Chop_Lobster
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What just happened?
 
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