Warrior General Games

"Recently, I got wind of a new league rule permitting me to be eligible as a coach at the end of this season."

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=3946722

"Now what you may not know about me is that, aside from my dashing good looks, I'm also somewhat of an offensive genius. (My only defensive advice would be to always use a condom.) In my position as a mentor for Rhodesia's young WRs, I've overseen a successful offense reminiscent of the UN in its heyday. While my knees may not be as sprightly as they once were, I still provide an advantage in the two main indicators of success in a coach: mind, and balls."

"My resume speaks for itself, but if anyone would like to interview the Sultan, please leave your questions in this thread. Keep in mind that ESPN Africa has offered me an analyst position, in which they cover my health insurance, taxes, and hooker fees. My heart is firmly in coaching, but I do ask for at least the hooker coverage."

oh lord is this what were in for?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Yes, and GTFO noobs.

I have a few questions.

Mr. Mitchell, do you feel you have the tutelage skills to mentor young impressionable dots and contribute to their moral education? How has your role on the Ratels changed your perspective on life? Do you see yourself as a father figure who can make an impression on society and demonstrate strong character?

As an offensive coach, what would you do if faced with an impossibly long way to go on 4th down (say about 26 yards)?

fat or skinny (the hookers)?

I also have a question:

Did you get my pm?

Originally posted by csull36
I have a few questions.

Mr. Mitchell, do you feel you have the tutelage skills to mentor young impressionable dots and contribute to their moral education? How has your role on the Ratels changed your perspective on life? Do you see yourself as a father figure who can make an impression on society and demonstrate strong character?

As an offensive coach, what would you do if faced with an impossibly long way to go on 4th down (say about 26 yards)?

fat or skinny (the hookers)?

Either plump or rail-thin. No in-between. Asian midgets are preferred.


Were there other questions?

Originally posted by FredEx
Either plump or rail-thin. No in-between. Asian midgets are preferred.


Were there other questions?

Is it true that you and D3 were caught in compromising photos in a San Francisco hotel?

Originally posted by techiejacket
Is it true that you and D3 were caught in compromising photos in a San Francisco hotel?

Those were fabricated! D3 hires a Freddie look-alike every so often to act out his fantasies. How do I know this? Well, uhhh, umm, just believe me, it's true.