5-0-0 Short Bus Window Lickers …vs… 3-2-0 Deep South Baby Makers
Pts scored Avg …...... 35 …….. 20
Pts allowed Avg ….... 12 …….. 18
Passing Yards …….. 1507 …….. 722
Rushing Yards …….. 66 …….. 463
Passing Tds ...…..….. 14 …….. 3
Rushing Tds …….….. 5 …….. 9
Passing Attempts per/gm ….. 47 …….. 24
Rushing Attempts per/gm ….. 22 …….. 37
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 97 …….. 105
Passing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 76 …….. 126
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 6 …….. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 1 …….. 6
Tackles ………... 324 …….. 309
Missed Tackles .. 17 …….. 26
Sacks …….……. 22 …….. 10
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 49 …….. 54
Deflections ……. 42 …….. 44
Short Bus Window Lickers 7 Short us is rolling. Leading the league in passing and passing Tds. Deep South had a little set back vs Wambulance allowing 28 pts. The Bus takes the baby maker sand drops them off at .500 lane.
4-1-0 Deep Throw It …vs… 3-2-0 Hell's Demon Seed
Pts scored Avg …...... 25 …….. 21
Pts allowed Avg ….... 14 …….. 21
Passing Yards …….. 413 …….. 748
Rushing Yards …….. 964 …….. 271
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 8
Rushing Tds …….….. 12 …….. 3
Passing Attempts ….. 14 …….. 21
Rushing Attempts ….. 50 …….. 26
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 114 …….. 146
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 126 …….. 160
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 5 …….. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 3 …….. 1
Tackles ………... 289 …….. 361
Missed Tackles .. 32 …….. 25
Sacks …….……. 16 …….. 13
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 54 …….. 62
Deflections ……. 33 …….. 37
Deep Throw It 7 Deep Throw it beat a heavily boosted Sacramento team. Hells Demon snuck by Georgia. Will Hells Demon passing game be enough to over come Deep Throw ist ground game? Not when Demon is giving up 146 yards a game.
4-1-0 The Insane Asylum …vs… 3-2-0 Copper 3 Legends
Pts scored Avg …...... 18 …….. 18
Pts allowed Avg ….... 8 …….. 17
Passing Yards …….. 565 …….. 256
Rushing Yards …….. 697 …….. 917
Passing Tds ...…..….. 4 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 6 …….. 5
Passing Attempts ….. 19 …….. 12
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 45
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 66 …….. 180
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 115 …….. 73
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 1 …….. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 2 …….. 1
Tackles ………... 274 …….. 305
Missed Tackles .. 19 …….. 27
Sacks …….……. 22 …….. 19
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 44 …….. 37
Deflections ……. 28 …….. 16
The Insane Asylum 6 The Insane Asylum has a very balanced offense with a styfling defense. Copper 3 Legends are allowing 180 yards rushing a game. The copper 3 legends get locked up at the asylum as Insane runs all over Copper 3
0-5-0 Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football …vs… 0-5-0 Texas Shorthorns
Pts scored Avg …...... 1 …….. 5
Pts allowed Avg ….... 64 …….. 36
Passing Yards …….. 459 …….. 555
Rushing Yards …….. 102 …….. 380
Passing Tds ...…..….. 0 …….. 2
Rushing Tds …….….. 0 …….. 1
Passing Attempts ….. 34 …….. 25
Rushing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 35
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 193 …….. 210
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 299 …….. 182
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 16 …….. 14
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 19 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 324 …….. 310
Missed Tackles .. 83 …….. 37
Sacks …….……. 11 …….. 9
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 49 …….. 29
Deflections ……. 25 …….. 14
Texas Shorthorns 35 I once dated two ugly chicks and watched them make out with each other, yeah it's like that. Short Horns can grab their first win in Gold thi sweek as the Tedds are aweful.
5-0-0 Fighting Gamecocks …vs… 1-4-0 Georgia Assault
Pts scored Avg …...... 29 …….. 14
Pts allowed Avg ….... 9 …….. 18
Passing Yards …….. 145 …….. 575
Rushing Yards …….. 1219 …….. 693
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 0
Rushing Tds …….….. 13 …….. 7
Passing Attempts ….. 5 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts ….. 62 …….. 47
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 61 …….. 80
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 78 …….. 143
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 1 …….. 7
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 2 …….. 4
Tackles ………... 246 …….. 246
Missed Tackles .. 12 …….. 16
Sacks …….……. 18 …….. 13
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 37 …….. 48
Deflections ……. 14 …….. 30
Fighting Gamecocks 10 The Gamecocks have the 3rd best rushing game in the league and a great defense. The Assault has a balanced offense just not producing points and wins. The battle of the G's. Gamecocks over Georgia!
3-2-0 Wambulance Academy …vs… 3-2-0 CrackerTown Juniors
Pts scored Avg …...... 36 …….. 22
Pts allowed Avg ….... 31 …….. 17
Passing Yards …….. 751 …….. 351
Rushing Yards …….. 718 …….. 851
Passing Tds ...…..….. 9 …….. 1
Rushing Tds …….….. 6 …….. 12
Passing Attempts ….. 22 …….. 14
Rushing Attempts ….. 35 …….. 49
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 132 …….. 111
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 147 …….. 93
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 8 …….. 5
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 8 …….. 2
Tackles ………... 333 …….. 295
Missed Tackles .. 27 …….. 31
Sacks …….……. 15 …….. 15
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 42 …….. 26
Deflections ……. 24 …….. 11
Wambulance Academy 3 Wambulance has a solid offense, they will need it to outscore Cracker town. The Juniors take a ride to the ER this week.
3-2-0 Hobbittown Hairy Feet …vs… 0-5-0 Traveling Wilburys
Pts scored Avg …...... 30 …….. 6
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 27
Passing Yards …….. 1082 …….. 811
Rushing Yards …….. 619 …….. 149
Passing Tds ...…..….. 9 …….. 2
Rushing Tds …….….. 10 …….. 2
Passing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 28
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 27
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 70 …….. 172
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 148 …….. 107
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 4 …….. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 3
Tackles ………... 264 …….. 328
Missed Tackles .. 14 …….. 34
Sacks …….……. 15 …….. 5
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 43 …….. 24
Deflections ……. 46 …….. 10
Hobbittown Hairy Feet 17 The Hairy Feet go travelin this week afetr losing 2 straight they get back to .500. Travelin has only scored in single digits the past two games.
1-4-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees …vs… 3-2-0 Dharma Initiatives
Pts scored Avg …...... 16 …….. 36
Pts allowed Avg ….... 27 …….. 21
Passing Yards …….. 607 …….. 936
Rushing Yards …….. 367 …….. 830
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 8
Rushing Tds …….….. 7 …….. 15
Passing Attempts ….. 23 …….. 19
Rushing Attempts ….. 35 …….. 46
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 192 …….. 61
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 138 …….. 182
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 13 …….. 6
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 5 …….. 4
Tackles ………... 326 …….. 296
Missed Tackles .. 17 …….. 10
Sacks …….……. 11 …….. 26
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 26 …….. 50
Deflections ……. 8 …….. 34
Dharma Initiatives 10 Both teams have boosted players. Sacramento more so than Dharma. Dharma breaks ground and goes 2 games over 500. Sacramento will be LOST this week
3-2-0 Cascade Surly Goats …vs… 0-4-1 Andromeda Strain
Pts scored Avg …...... 18 …….. 13
Pts allowed Avg ….... 12 …….. 41
Passing Yards …….. 611 …….. 387
Rushing Yards …….. 521 …….. 633
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 6
Rushing Tds …….….. 7 …….. 1
Passing Attempts ….. 20 …….. 23
Rushing Attempts ….. 38 …….. 47
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 101 …….. 259
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 139 …….. 127
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 5 …….. 16
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 0 …….. 10
Tackles ………... 313 …….. 306
Missed Tackles .. 43 …….. 19
Sacks …….……. 9 …….. 5
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 23 …….. 32
Deflections ……. 30 …….. 17
Cascade Surly Goats 32 The Surly Goats havent lost two games in one season since season 12. Yep welcome to Gold. The Goats go to Andromeda and take a Strain this week.
3-2-0 House of Krazees …vs… 0-4-1 The U!
Pts scored Avg …...... 23 …….. 7
Pts allowed Avg ….... 17 …….. 42
Passing Yards …….. 653 …….. 897
Rushing Yards …….. 815 …….. 137
Passing Tds ...…..….. 4 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 11 …….. 1
Passing Attempts ….. 16 …….. 33
Rushing Attempts ….. 42 …….. 35
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 77 …….. 316
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 157 …….. 130
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 4 …….. 19
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 319 …….. 307
Missed Tackles .. 19 …….. 59
Sacks …….……. 27 …….. 5
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 57 …….. 28
Deflections ……. 34 …….. 23
House of Krazees 28 The Krazees play another Minuteman this week in the form of a U. U….G…L….Y…you aint got no alliby, your ugly, yep yep your ugly
4-1-0 Requiem Revolver …vs… 2-3-0 New Orleans Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg …...... 15 …….. 23
Pts allowed Avg ….... 5 …….. 21
Passing Yards …….. 587 …….. 774
Rushing Yards …….. 649 …….. 522
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 5 …….. 5
Passing Attempts ….. 15 …….. 27
Rushing Attempts ….. 50 …….. 38
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 66 …….. 106
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 95 …….. 126
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 1 …….. 8
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 1 …….. 5
Tackles ………... 282 …….. 310
Missed Tackles .. 16 …….. 34
Sacks …….……. 14 …….. 11
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 35 …….. 24
Deflections ……. 32 …….. 22
New Orleans Pee Wees 1 Requim lost their first game of the season this past week while New Orleans earned some respect and retired the brown bags. NO gets to 500 this week again showing they can play with the best. This is going to be a great close game that can go either way.
1-4-0 Atlantic City Surf …vs… 3-2-0 Tombstone Outlaws
Pts scored Avg …...... 11 …….. 24
Pts allowed Avg ….... 17 …….. 10
Passing Yards …….. 644 …….. 256
Rushing Yards …….. 516 …….. 1118
Passing Tds ...…..….. 2 …….. 3
Rushing Tds …….….. 4 …….. 13
Passing Attempts ….. 19 …….. 11
Rushing Attempts ….. 40 …….. 59
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 114 …….. 47
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 134 …….. 103
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 9 …….. 0
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 3 …….. 5
Tackles ………... 295 …….. 259
Missed Tackles .. 10 …….. 32
Sacks …….……. 19 …….. 29
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 34 …….. 58
Deflections ……. 24 …….. 58
Tombstone Outlaws 6 The Surf are improving after a rough start. Tombstone has solid rushing game as usual. The outlaws go surfing this week
3-2-0 Wood Village Whistle Pigs …vs… 5-0-0 Mississippi Mud Dogs
Pts scored Avg …...... 29 …….. 30
Pts allowed Avg ….... 9 …….. 6
Passing Yards …….. 354 …….. 765
Rushing Yards …….. 1354 …….. 1176
Passing Tds ...…..….. 2 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 17 …….. 16
Passing Attempts ….. 11 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts ….. 53 …….. 58
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 107 …….. 47
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 81 …….. 105
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 4 …….. 2
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 1 …….. 2
Tackles ………... 284 …….. 221
Missed Tackles .. 16 …….. 12
Sacks …….……. 17 …….. 24
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 31 …….. 45
Deflections ……. 33 …….. 30
Wood Village Whistle Pigs 2 The Pigs had a nice win this past week knocking off previously undefeated RR. Now they can play spoiler again and knock off another undefeated team. The Mud Dogs look great so far in the West. As Gerr says, they havent played anyone yet! Time to prove they are a great team to gerr!
0-5-0 Boston Minutemen …vs… 1-4-0 The Agency
Pts scored Avg …...... 8 …….. 15
Pts allowed Avg ….... 41 …….. 28
Passing Yards …….. 1176 …….. 607
Rushing Yards …….. -219 …….. 372
Passing Tds ...…..….. 5 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 0 …….. 3
Passing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 25
Rushing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 40
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 189 …….. 189
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 181 …….. 118
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 16 …….. 13
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 8 …….. 3
Tackles ………... 315 …….. 315
Missed Tackles .. 19 …….. 17
Sacks …….……. 20 …….. 14
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 37 …….. 56
Deflections ……. 22 …….. 40
The Agency 35 Both team struggling in Gold this season The onlyu win for the Agency is against the champs. This will be much easier than Tombston as the Minuteman are silver bound.
4-1-0 Cleveland Horde …vs… 4-1-0 Chicago 85' Bears
Pts scored Avg …...... 28 …….. 29
Pts allowed Avg ….... 11 …….. 10
Passing Yards …….. 735 …….. 137
Rushing Yards …….. 789 …….. 1365
Passing Tds ...…..….. 8 …….. 2
Rushing Tds …….….. 12 …….. 15
Passing Attempts ….. 26 …….. 6
Rushing Attempts ….. 47 …….. 49
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 73 …….. 107
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 102 …….. 99
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 3 …….. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 2
Tackles ………... 266 …….. 327
Missed Tackles .. 13 …….. 18
Sacks …….……. 18 …….. 11
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 25 …….. 31
Deflections ……. 29 …….. 24
Cleveland Horde 7 This is a great match up. Picking Cleveland with the balanced offesne. Bears have a solid rushing game which is tops in the league. Hordes only allowing 73 yards a game on the ground. This could be a beautiful thing to watch.
4-1-0 Lone Star Mercenaries …vs… 1-4-0 Baltimore Gulls
Pts scored Avg …...... 36 …….. 4
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 13
Passing Yards …….. 1179 …….. 337
Rushing Yards …….. 555 …….. 395
Passing Tds ...…..….. 10 …….. 0
Rushing Tds …….….. 10 …….. 2
Passing Attempts ….. 36 …….. 18
Rushing Attempts ….. 37 …….. 33
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 61 …….. 150
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 120 …….. 106
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 6 …….. 4
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 3 …….. 5
Tackles ………... 273 …….. 348
Missed Tackles .. 31 …….. 4
Sacks …….……. 34 …….. 24
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 54 …….. 31
Deflections ……. 29 …….. 16
Lone Star Mercenaries 17 The Gulls are a very good team but just do not know how to score. Lone Star will take advantage of that this week and score more in this game than Gulls have all season just 2 Tds.
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GLB Script
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.440 ........ 5-0...... Fighting Gamecocks
2.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-0...... Short Bus Window Lickers
3.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.440 ........ 4-1...... Cleveland Horde
4.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Chicago 85' Bears
5.. ...... 23 ........ 3 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... The Insane Asylum
6.. ...... 21 ........ 1 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Requiem Revolver
7.. ........ 7 ........ 4 ........ 0.120 ........ 5-0...... Mississippi Mud Dogs
8.. ........ 2 ...... 11 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Lone Star Mercenaries
9.. ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... Tombstone Outlaws
10 ...... 16 ...... 23 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... Hell's Demon Seed
11 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Deep Throw It
12 ........ 1 ...... 20 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Dharma Initiatives
13 ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... Wood Village Whistle Pigs
14 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.560 ........ 3-2...... Copper 3 Legends
15 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-3...... New Orleans Pee Wees
16 ...... 18 ...... 16 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... House of Krazees
17 ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.760 ........ 1-4...... The Agency
18 ...... 12 ...... 19 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... CrackerTown Juniors
19 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Deep South Baby Makers
20 ...... 10 ...... 12 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... Hobbittown Hairy Feet
21 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.280 ........ 3-2...... Cascade Surly Goats
21 ...... 24 ...... 15 ........ 0.680 ........ 1-4...... Atlantic City Surf
21 ........ 5 ...... 27 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-2...... Wambulance Academy
21 ...... 22 ...... 26 ........ 0.560 ........ 1-4...... Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees
21 ...... 25 ...... 21 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-4...... Georgia Assault
26 ...... 30 ...... 10 ........ 0.760 ........ 1-4...... Baltimore Gulls
27 ...... 28 ...... 25 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Traveling Wilburys
28 ...... 27 ...... 29 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Boston Minutemen
29 ...... 26 ...... 30 ........ 0.560 ........ 0-4-1.. Andromeda Strain
30 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.640 ........ 0-5...... Texas Shorthorns
31 ...... 29 ...... 31 ........ 0.480 ........ 0-4-1.. The U!
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
14 - 12 Mississippi Mud Dogs (5-0) def. Wood Village Whistle Pigs (3-2)
17 - 6 Requiem Revolver (4-1) def. New Orleans Pee Wees (2-3)
15 - 13 Cleveland Horde (4-1) def. Chicago 85' Bears (4-1)
20 - 3 Lone Star Mercenaries (4-1) def. Baltimore Gulls (1-4)
36 - 9 Cascade Surly Goats (3-2) def. Andromeda Strain (0-4-1)
19 - 7 Tombstone Outlaws (3-2) def. Atlantic City Surf (1-4)
39 - 6 House of Krazees (3-2) def. The U! (0-4-1)
38 - 12 The Agency (1-4) def. Boston Minutemen (0-5)
26 - 6 Fighting Gamecocks (5-0) def. Georgia Assault (1-4)
27 - 11 Short Bus Window Lickers (5-0) def. Deep South Baby Makers (3-2)
13 - 10 The Insane Asylum (4-1) def. Copper 3 Legends (3-2)
24 - 15 Deep Throw It (4-1) def. Hell's Demon Seed (3-2)
30 - 6 Hobbittown Hairy Feet (3-2) def. Traveling Wilburys (0-5)
36 - 25 CrackerTown Juniors (3-2) def. Wambulance Academy (3-2)
46 - 17 Dharma Initiatives (3-2) def. Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees (1-4)
16 - 3 Texas Shorthorns (0-5) def. Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football (0-5)
Pts scored Avg …...... 35 …….. 20
Pts allowed Avg ….... 12 …….. 18
Passing Yards …….. 1507 …….. 722
Rushing Yards …….. 66 …….. 463
Passing Tds ...…..….. 14 …….. 3
Rushing Tds …….….. 5 …….. 9
Passing Attempts per/gm ….. 47 …….. 24
Rushing Attempts per/gm ….. 22 …….. 37
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 97 …….. 105
Passing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 76 …….. 126
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 6 …….. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 1 …….. 6
Tackles ………... 324 …….. 309
Missed Tackles .. 17 …….. 26
Sacks …….……. 22 …….. 10
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 49 …….. 54
Deflections ……. 42 …….. 44
Short Bus Window Lickers 7 Short us is rolling. Leading the league in passing and passing Tds. Deep South had a little set back vs Wambulance allowing 28 pts. The Bus takes the baby maker sand drops them off at .500 lane.
4-1-0 Deep Throw It …vs… 3-2-0 Hell's Demon Seed
Pts scored Avg …...... 25 …….. 21
Pts allowed Avg ….... 14 …….. 21
Passing Yards …….. 413 …….. 748
Rushing Yards …….. 964 …….. 271
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 8
Rushing Tds …….….. 12 …….. 3
Passing Attempts ….. 14 …….. 21
Rushing Attempts ….. 50 …….. 26
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 114 …….. 146
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 126 …….. 160
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 5 …….. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 3 …….. 1
Tackles ………... 289 …….. 361
Missed Tackles .. 32 …….. 25
Sacks …….……. 16 …….. 13
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 54 …….. 62
Deflections ……. 33 …….. 37
Deep Throw It 7 Deep Throw it beat a heavily boosted Sacramento team. Hells Demon snuck by Georgia. Will Hells Demon passing game be enough to over come Deep Throw ist ground game? Not when Demon is giving up 146 yards a game.
4-1-0 The Insane Asylum …vs… 3-2-0 Copper 3 Legends
Pts scored Avg …...... 18 …….. 18
Pts allowed Avg ….... 8 …….. 17
Passing Yards …….. 565 …….. 256
Rushing Yards …….. 697 …….. 917
Passing Tds ...…..….. 4 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 6 …….. 5
Passing Attempts ….. 19 …….. 12
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 45
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 66 …….. 180
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 115 …….. 73
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 1 …….. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 2 …….. 1
Tackles ………... 274 …….. 305
Missed Tackles .. 19 …….. 27
Sacks …….……. 22 …….. 19
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 44 …….. 37
Deflections ……. 28 …….. 16
The Insane Asylum 6 The Insane Asylum has a very balanced offense with a styfling defense. Copper 3 Legends are allowing 180 yards rushing a game. The copper 3 legends get locked up at the asylum as Insane runs all over Copper 3
0-5-0 Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football …vs… 0-5-0 Texas Shorthorns
Pts scored Avg …...... 1 …….. 5
Pts allowed Avg ….... 64 …….. 36
Passing Yards …….. 459 …….. 555
Rushing Yards …….. 102 …….. 380
Passing Tds ...…..….. 0 …….. 2
Rushing Tds …….….. 0 …….. 1
Passing Attempts ….. 34 …….. 25
Rushing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 35
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 193 …….. 210
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 299 …….. 182
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 16 …….. 14
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 19 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 324 …….. 310
Missed Tackles .. 83 …….. 37
Sacks …….……. 11 …….. 9
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 49 …….. 29
Deflections ……. 25 …….. 14
Texas Shorthorns 35 I once dated two ugly chicks and watched them make out with each other, yeah it's like that. Short Horns can grab their first win in Gold thi sweek as the Tedds are aweful.
5-0-0 Fighting Gamecocks …vs… 1-4-0 Georgia Assault
Pts scored Avg …...... 29 …….. 14
Pts allowed Avg ….... 9 …….. 18
Passing Yards …….. 145 …….. 575
Rushing Yards …….. 1219 …….. 693
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 0
Rushing Tds …….….. 13 …….. 7
Passing Attempts ….. 5 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts ….. 62 …….. 47
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 61 …….. 80
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 78 …….. 143
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 1 …….. 7
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 2 …….. 4
Tackles ………... 246 …….. 246
Missed Tackles .. 12 …….. 16
Sacks …….……. 18 …….. 13
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 37 …….. 48
Deflections ……. 14 …….. 30
Fighting Gamecocks 10 The Gamecocks have the 3rd best rushing game in the league and a great defense. The Assault has a balanced offense just not producing points and wins. The battle of the G's. Gamecocks over Georgia!
3-2-0 Wambulance Academy …vs… 3-2-0 CrackerTown Juniors
Pts scored Avg …...... 36 …….. 22
Pts allowed Avg ….... 31 …….. 17
Passing Yards …….. 751 …….. 351
Rushing Yards …….. 718 …….. 851
Passing Tds ...…..….. 9 …….. 1
Rushing Tds …….….. 6 …….. 12
Passing Attempts ….. 22 …….. 14
Rushing Attempts ….. 35 …….. 49
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 132 …….. 111
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 147 …….. 93
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 8 …….. 5
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 8 …….. 2
Tackles ………... 333 …….. 295
Missed Tackles .. 27 …….. 31
Sacks …….……. 15 …….. 15
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 42 …….. 26
Deflections ……. 24 …….. 11
Wambulance Academy 3 Wambulance has a solid offense, they will need it to outscore Cracker town. The Juniors take a ride to the ER this week.
3-2-0 Hobbittown Hairy Feet …vs… 0-5-0 Traveling Wilburys
Pts scored Avg …...... 30 …….. 6
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 27
Passing Yards …….. 1082 …….. 811
Rushing Yards …….. 619 …….. 149
Passing Tds ...…..….. 9 …….. 2
Rushing Tds …….….. 10 …….. 2
Passing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 28
Rushing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 27
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 70 …….. 172
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 148 …….. 107
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 4 …….. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 3
Tackles ………... 264 …….. 328
Missed Tackles .. 14 …….. 34
Sacks …….……. 15 …….. 5
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 43 …….. 24
Deflections ……. 46 …….. 10
Hobbittown Hairy Feet 17 The Hairy Feet go travelin this week afetr losing 2 straight they get back to .500. Travelin has only scored in single digits the past two games.
1-4-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees …vs… 3-2-0 Dharma Initiatives
Pts scored Avg …...... 16 …….. 36
Pts allowed Avg ….... 27 …….. 21
Passing Yards …….. 607 …….. 936
Rushing Yards …….. 367 …….. 830
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 8
Rushing Tds …….….. 7 …….. 15
Passing Attempts ….. 23 …….. 19
Rushing Attempts ….. 35 …….. 46
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 192 …….. 61
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 138 …….. 182
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 13 …….. 6
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 5 …….. 4
Tackles ………... 326 …….. 296
Missed Tackles .. 17 …….. 10
Sacks …….……. 11 …….. 26
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 26 …….. 50
Deflections ……. 8 …….. 34
Dharma Initiatives 10 Both teams have boosted players. Sacramento more so than Dharma. Dharma breaks ground and goes 2 games over 500. Sacramento will be LOST this week
3-2-0 Cascade Surly Goats …vs… 0-4-1 Andromeda Strain
Pts scored Avg …...... 18 …….. 13
Pts allowed Avg ….... 12 …….. 41
Passing Yards …….. 611 …….. 387
Rushing Yards …….. 521 …….. 633
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 6
Rushing Tds …….….. 7 …….. 1
Passing Attempts ….. 20 …….. 23
Rushing Attempts ….. 38 …….. 47
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 101 …….. 259
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 139 …….. 127
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 5 …….. 16
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 0 …….. 10
Tackles ………... 313 …….. 306
Missed Tackles .. 43 …….. 19
Sacks …….……. 9 …….. 5
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 23 …….. 32
Deflections ……. 30 …….. 17
Cascade Surly Goats 32 The Surly Goats havent lost two games in one season since season 12. Yep welcome to Gold. The Goats go to Andromeda and take a Strain this week.
3-2-0 House of Krazees …vs… 0-4-1 The U!
Pts scored Avg …...... 23 …….. 7
Pts allowed Avg ….... 17 …….. 42
Passing Yards …….. 653 …….. 897
Rushing Yards …….. 815 …….. 137
Passing Tds ...…..….. 4 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 11 …….. 1
Passing Attempts ….. 16 …….. 33
Rushing Attempts ….. 42 …….. 35
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 77 …….. 316
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 157 …….. 130
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 4 …….. 19
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 8
Tackles ………... 319 …….. 307
Missed Tackles .. 19 …….. 59
Sacks …….……. 27 …….. 5
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 57 …….. 28
Deflections ……. 34 …….. 23
House of Krazees 28 The Krazees play another Minuteman this week in the form of a U. U….G…L….Y…you aint got no alliby, your ugly, yep yep your ugly
4-1-0 Requiem Revolver …vs… 2-3-0 New Orleans Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg …...... 15 …….. 23
Pts allowed Avg ….... 5 …….. 21
Passing Yards …….. 587 …….. 774
Rushing Yards …….. 649 …….. 522
Passing Tds ...…..….. 3 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 5 …….. 5
Passing Attempts ….. 15 …….. 27
Rushing Attempts ….. 50 …….. 38
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 66 …….. 106
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 95 …….. 126
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 1 …….. 8
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 1 …….. 5
Tackles ………... 282 …….. 310
Missed Tackles .. 16 …….. 34
Sacks …….……. 14 …….. 11
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 35 …….. 24
Deflections ……. 32 …….. 22
New Orleans Pee Wees 1 Requim lost their first game of the season this past week while New Orleans earned some respect and retired the brown bags. NO gets to 500 this week again showing they can play with the best. This is going to be a great close game that can go either way.
1-4-0 Atlantic City Surf …vs… 3-2-0 Tombstone Outlaws
Pts scored Avg …...... 11 …….. 24
Pts allowed Avg ….... 17 …….. 10
Passing Yards …….. 644 …….. 256
Rushing Yards …….. 516 …….. 1118
Passing Tds ...…..….. 2 …….. 3
Rushing Tds …….….. 4 …….. 13
Passing Attempts ….. 19 …….. 11
Rushing Attempts ….. 40 …….. 59
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 114 …….. 47
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 134 …….. 103
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 9 …….. 0
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 3 …….. 5
Tackles ………... 295 …….. 259
Missed Tackles .. 10 …….. 32
Sacks …….……. 19 …….. 29
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 34 …….. 58
Deflections ……. 24 …….. 58
Tombstone Outlaws 6 The Surf are improving after a rough start. Tombstone has solid rushing game as usual. The outlaws go surfing this week
3-2-0 Wood Village Whistle Pigs …vs… 5-0-0 Mississippi Mud Dogs
Pts scored Avg …...... 29 …….. 30
Pts allowed Avg ….... 9 …….. 6
Passing Yards …….. 354 …….. 765
Rushing Yards …….. 1354 …….. 1176
Passing Tds ...…..….. 2 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 17 …….. 16
Passing Attempts ….. 11 …….. 22
Rushing Attempts ….. 53 …….. 58
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 107 …….. 47
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 81 …….. 105
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 4 …….. 2
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 1 …….. 2
Tackles ………... 284 …….. 221
Missed Tackles .. 16 …….. 12
Sacks …….……. 17 …….. 24
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 31 …….. 45
Deflections ……. 33 …….. 30
Wood Village Whistle Pigs 2 The Pigs had a nice win this past week knocking off previously undefeated RR. Now they can play spoiler again and knock off another undefeated team. The Mud Dogs look great so far in the West. As Gerr says, they havent played anyone yet! Time to prove they are a great team to gerr!
0-5-0 Boston Minutemen …vs… 1-4-0 The Agency
Pts scored Avg …...... 8 …….. 15
Pts allowed Avg ….... 41 …….. 28
Passing Yards …….. 1176 …….. 607
Rushing Yards …….. -219 …….. 372
Passing Tds ...…..….. 5 …….. 4
Rushing Tds …….….. 0 …….. 3
Passing Attempts ….. 46 …….. 25
Rushing Attempts ….. 25 …….. 40
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 189 …….. 189
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 181 …….. 118
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 16 …….. 13
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 8 …….. 3
Tackles ………... 315 …….. 315
Missed Tackles .. 19 …….. 17
Sacks …….……. 20 …….. 14
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 1
Hurries …..…... 37 …….. 56
Deflections ……. 22 …….. 40
The Agency 35 Both team struggling in Gold this season The onlyu win for the Agency is against the champs. This will be much easier than Tombston as the Minuteman are silver bound.
4-1-0 Cleveland Horde …vs… 4-1-0 Chicago 85' Bears
Pts scored Avg …...... 28 …….. 29
Pts allowed Avg ….... 11 …….. 10
Passing Yards …….. 735 …….. 137
Rushing Yards …….. 789 …….. 1365
Passing Tds ...…..….. 8 …….. 2
Rushing Tds …….….. 12 …….. 15
Passing Attempts ….. 26 …….. 6
Rushing Attempts ….. 47 …….. 49
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 73 …….. 107
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 102 …….. 99
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 3 …….. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 4 …….. 2
Tackles ………... 266 …….. 327
Missed Tackles .. 13 …….. 18
Sacks …….……. 18 …….. 11
Interceptions …. 0 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 25 …….. 31
Deflections ……. 29 …….. 24
Cleveland Horde 7 This is a great match up. Picking Cleveland with the balanced offesne. Bears have a solid rushing game which is tops in the league. Hordes only allowing 73 yards a game on the ground. This could be a beautiful thing to watch.
4-1-0 Lone Star Mercenaries …vs… 1-4-0 Baltimore Gulls
Pts scored Avg …...... 36 …….. 4
Pts allowed Avg ….... 13 …….. 13
Passing Yards …….. 1179 …….. 337
Rushing Yards …….. 555 …….. 395
Passing Tds ...…..….. 10 …….. 0
Rushing Tds …….….. 10 …….. 2
Passing Attempts ….. 36 …….. 18
Rushing Attempts ….. 37 …….. 33
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game …….. 61 …….. 150
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game …….. 120 …….. 106
Rushing Tds allowed / Total ………….... 6 …….. 4
Passing Tds allowed / Total …………..... 3 …….. 5
Tackles ………... 273 …….. 348
Missed Tackles .. 31 …….. 4
Sacks …….……. 34 …….. 24
Interceptions …. 1 …….. 0
Hurries …..…... 54 …….. 31
Deflections ……. 29 …….. 16
Lone Star Mercenaries 17 The Gulls are a very good team but just do not know how to score. Lone Star will take advantage of that this week and score more in this game than Gulls have all season just 2 Tds.
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GLB Script
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.440 ........ 5-0...... Fighting Gamecocks
2.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-0...... Short Bus Window Lickers
3.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.440 ........ 4-1...... Cleveland Horde
4.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Chicago 85' Bears
5.. ...... 23 ........ 3 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... The Insane Asylum
6.. ...... 21 ........ 1 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Requiem Revolver
7.. ........ 7 ........ 4 ........ 0.120 ........ 5-0...... Mississippi Mud Dogs
8.. ........ 2 ...... 11 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Lone Star Mercenaries
9.. ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... Tombstone Outlaws
10 ...... 16 ...... 23 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... Hell's Demon Seed
11 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Deep Throw It
12 ........ 1 ...... 20 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Dharma Initiatives
13 ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... Wood Village Whistle Pigs
14 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.560 ........ 3-2...... Copper 3 Legends
15 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-3...... New Orleans Pee Wees
16 ...... 18 ...... 16 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... House of Krazees
17 ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.760 ........ 1-4...... The Agency
18 ...... 12 ...... 19 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... CrackerTown Juniors
19 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Deep South Baby Makers
20 ...... 10 ...... 12 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... Hobbittown Hairy Feet
21 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.280 ........ 3-2...... Cascade Surly Goats
21 ...... 24 ...... 15 ........ 0.680 ........ 1-4...... Atlantic City Surf
21 ........ 5 ...... 27 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-2...... Wambulance Academy
21 ...... 22 ...... 26 ........ 0.560 ........ 1-4...... Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees
21 ...... 25 ...... 21 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-4...... Georgia Assault
26 ...... 30 ...... 10 ........ 0.760 ........ 1-4...... Baltimore Gulls
27 ...... 28 ...... 25 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Traveling Wilburys
28 ...... 27 ...... 29 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Boston Minutemen
29 ...... 26 ...... 30 ........ 0.560 ........ 0-4-1.. Andromeda Strain
30 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.640 ........ 0-5...... Texas Shorthorns
31 ...... 29 ...... 31 ........ 0.480 ........ 0-4-1.. The U!
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
14 - 12 Mississippi Mud Dogs (5-0) def. Wood Village Whistle Pigs (3-2)
17 - 6 Requiem Revolver (4-1) def. New Orleans Pee Wees (2-3)
15 - 13 Cleveland Horde (4-1) def. Chicago 85' Bears (4-1)
20 - 3 Lone Star Mercenaries (4-1) def. Baltimore Gulls (1-4)
36 - 9 Cascade Surly Goats (3-2) def. Andromeda Strain (0-4-1)
19 - 7 Tombstone Outlaws (3-2) def. Atlantic City Surf (1-4)
39 - 6 House of Krazees (3-2) def. The U! (0-4-1)
38 - 12 The Agency (1-4) def. Boston Minutemen (0-5)
26 - 6 Fighting Gamecocks (5-0) def. Georgia Assault (1-4)
27 - 11 Short Bus Window Lickers (5-0) def. Deep South Baby Makers (3-2)
13 - 10 The Insane Asylum (4-1) def. Copper 3 Legends (3-2)
24 - 15 Deep Throw It (4-1) def. Hell's Demon Seed (3-2)
30 - 6 Hobbittown Hairy Feet (3-2) def. Traveling Wilburys (0-5)
36 - 25 CrackerTown Juniors (3-2) def. Wambulance Academy (3-2)
46 - 17 Dharma Initiatives (3-2) def. Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees (1-4)
16 - 3 Texas Shorthorns (0-5) def. Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football (0-5)
