4-0-0 Short Bus Window Lickers
vs
0-4-0 Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football
Pts scored Avg ...... 21 .. 2
Pts allowed Avg .... 15 .. 57
Passing Yards .. 962 .. 372
Rushing Yards .. 85 .. 133
Passing Tds ... .. .. 6 .. 0
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 0
Passing Attempts per/gm .. 43 .. 35
Rushing Attempts per/gm .. 24 .. 25
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 129 .. 246
Passing Yards allowed / Per game .. 73 .. 238
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 16
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 11
Tackles ... 267 .. 263
Missed Tackles .. 17 .. 78
Sacks . . 10 .. 4
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 35 .. 28
Deflections . 29 .. 15
Short Bus Window Lickers 21 Short Bus already played a season and its only week 4. Currently 21-0 and look great in scrimmages but look average vs the gold teams. However not many teams can say they throw the rock 60 times a game and rush for 10 and still win. Short Bus has the 2nd worst rushing total in the league but don't let that fool you, they can run the ball too. Tedds are somewhere in Montanna lost. Not only did they lose their offense, 7 points in 4 games, they have lost their defense as well. I expect they come back this week and make a statement.
3-1-0 Deep Throw It vs 1-3-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg ...... 25 .. 16
Pts allowed Avg .... 14 .. 27
Passing Yards .. 362 .. 492
Rushing Yards .. 711 .. 238
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 3
Rushing Tds . .. 9 .. 5
Passing Attempts .. 16 .. 24
Rushing Attempts .. 49 .. 34
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 110 .. 177
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 129 .. 159
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 3 .. 10
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 3 .. 5
Tackles ... 230 .. 264
Missed Tackles .. 28 .. 13
Sacks . . 14 .. 9
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 48 .. 22
Deflections . 29 .. 7
Deep Throw It 7 Deep Throw it is smart. They make you think they are going to throw deep only to run it down your throat. They ran to a 3-1 record and look set for the playoffs. They have a stingy defense and a great rushing attack. If they ever developed a deep throw it we be in trouble. Sacramento must of got the memo the season started already and they came to play vs Georgia picking up their first win. If they can keep playing defense and hold teams under 14 they really have a shot at the playoffs. Their 3 previous games they were handing out Tds to their opponents like it was old bread.
3-1-0 The Insane Asylum vs 0-4-0 Traveling Wilburys
Pts scored Avg ...... 16 .. 6
Pts allowed Avg .... 8 .. 27
Passing Yards .. 369 .. 623
Rushing Yards .. 562 .. 112
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 1
Rushing Tds . .. 4 .. 2
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 28
Rushing Attempts .. 47 .. 26
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 74 .. 182
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 97 .. 85
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 1 .. 9
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 2
Tackles ... 217 .. 266
Missed Tackles .. 15 .. 29
Sacks . . 14 .. 5
Interceptions . 1 .. 1
Hurries .. ... 37 .. 19
Deflections . 23 .. 8
The Insane Asylum 13 The Traveling Wilburys are traveling alright, right out of Gold. The Insane Asylum have won 3 straight games. Throw out that blow out loss in week 1 and they have looked great. The Asylum are always a playoff team and look to keep the trend going. Just a matter of what seed really. Travelin needs to run over to the Pharmacy and pick up some offense while they are there. They are going to need it this week.
2-2-0 Dharma Initiatives vs 0-4-0 Texas Shorthorns
Pts scored Avg ...... 32 .. 3
Pts allowed Avg .... 23 .. 31
Passing Yards .. 740 .. 388
Rushing Yards .. 527 .. 311
Passing Tds ... .. .. 8 .. 0
Rushing Tds . .. 8 .. 1
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 25
Rushing Attempts .. 47 .. 34
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 59 .. 187
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 186 .. 179
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 7
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 2 .. 8
Tackles ... 231 .. 250
Missed Tackles .. 8 .. 25
Sacks . . 20 .. 8
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 42 .. 25
Deflections . 23 .. 14
Dharma Initiatives 21 Whoa TT should be kicking himself. WTH were you thinking going for it on 4th and medium on your own 30? Yeah that spells trouble. Won't come down to that this week as they play the Texas ShortHorns. Those Horns must really be short because they keep falling way short of winning. Took them 4 games to finally score their first points. Dharma fixed their pass defense so that could spell more wins for them.
4-0-0 Fighting Gamecocks vs 3-1-0 Copper 3 Legends
Pts scored Avg ...... 32 .. 21
Pts allowed Avg .... 10 .. 16
Passing Yards .. 129 .. 202
Rushing Yards .. 924 .. 742
Passing Tds ... .. .. 2 .. 3
Rushing Tds . .. 11 .. 5
Passing Attempts .. 5 .. 13
Rushing Attempts .. 63 .. 46
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 33 .. 152
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 84 .. 87
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 1 .. 9
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 0
Tackles ... 194 .. 243
Missed Tackles .. 7 .. 22
Sacks . . 18 .. 19
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 32 .. 35
Deflections . 12 .. 15
Fighting Gamecocks 3 Great match up here. Gamecocks are off to their usual start. They have the leagues top offense right now (I thnk) Copper 3 Legends are making a name for themselves in Gold. Yep I taught him everything he knows. Ok not really but hey when ya play that good someone needs credit. They also beat the Champs so you can add that to their resume. Should be an exciting game. I gave this one to FG because they dont allow very many rushing yards and thats what Copper 3 does best.
2-2-0 Wambulance Academy vs 3-1-0 Deep South Baby Makers
Pts scored Avg ...... 36 .. 18
Pts allowed Avg .... 32 .. 13
Passing Yards .. 647 .. 487
Rushing Yards .. 579 .. 393
Passing Tds ... .. .. 7 .. 1
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 7
Passing Attempts .. 23 .. 22
Rushing Attempts .. 35 .. 36
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 148 .. 96
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 125 .. 131
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 2
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 6 .. 4
Tackles ... 263 .. 259
Missed Tackles .. 21 .. 24
Sacks . . 8 .. 9
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 35 .. 50
Deflections . 22 .. 35
Deep South Baby Makers 10 DSBM looked very impressive over Hairy Feet. They have a very nice pass defense and are holding the rushing yards down. Could be a real contender this season and give the top 3 a real run for their money. Wam finally broke off the losing streak, came against the Tedds though, who are the Tedds ya ask? Ah, some team that gives up 57 points a game. Wam has a great offense just lacks the stoppage on defense. Should be an entertaining game none the less
1-3-0 Georgia Assault vs 2-2-0 Hell's Demon Seed
Pts scored Avg ...... 14 .. 22
Pts allowed Avg .... 18 .. 23
Passing Yards .. 347 .. 642
Rushing Yards .. 649 .. 193
Passing Tds ... .. .. 0 .. 8
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 1
Passing Attempts .. 15 .. 22
Rushing Attempts .. 54 .. 24
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 81 .. 171
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 152 .. 143
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 5 .. 9
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 4 .. 1
Tackles ... 192 .. 298
Missed Tackles .. 12 .. 16
Sacks . . 13 .. 12
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 39 .. 45
Deflections . 28 .. 28
Georgia Assault 7 WTF happened to Georgia? Their team notes says " Georgia Assault, building better dots for a better tomorrow." They better start building better dots TODAY! Hell Demon seed has a nice airial assault. If they can play better defense they can really make some noise.
3-1-0 Hobbittown Hairy Feet vs 2-2-0 CrackerTown Juniors
Pts scored Avg ...... 34 .. 24
Pts allowed Avg .... 12 .. 17
Passing Yards .. 986 .. 279
Rushing Yards .. 540 .. 734
Passing Tds ... .. .. 8 .. 1
Rushing Tds . .. 10 .. 11
Passing Attempts .. 29 .. 15
Rushing Attempts .. 46 .. 50
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 59 .. 118
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 167 .. 92
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 3 .. 5
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 4 .. 1
Tackles ... 209 .. 231
Missed Tackles .. 14 .. 22
Sacks . . 10 .. 14
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 37 .. 24
Deflections . 41 .. 11
Hobbittown Hairy Feet 7 I wonder if Hairy Feet are in the way of the owners writing. I can't read a damn thing in the owners notes, looks jewberish. I can rad their record though which is impressive. I was starting to think they would be this seasons Georgia Assault. Then they lose to Deep South. Still have some work to do on defense. Crackertown. I just like saying Crackertown. There has to be a hidden joke in their somewhere. There is no joke they keep playing like their last 2 games they wont be seeing no playoffs.
3-1-0 Cascade Surly Goats vs 1-3-0 New Orleans Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg ...... 17 .. 23
Pts allowed Avg .... 9 .. 21
Passing Yards .. 545 .. 606
Rushing Yards .. 450 .. 387
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 4
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 4
Passing Attempts .. 21 .. 27
Rushing Attempts .. 38 .. 37
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 92 .. 114
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 132 .. 140
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 4 .. 6
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 0 .. 5
Tackles ... 243 .. 256
Missed Tackles .. 40 .. 32
Sacks . . 9 .. 9
Interceptions . 0 .. 1
Hurries .. ... 21 .. 18
Deflections . 24 .. 18
Cascade Surly Goats 13 I hear the fans are wearing paper bags at the New Orleans games, man that was embarrasing. Only win coming against the U. You will find out later what the U stands for. Meanwhile the Goats are making a name for themselves in Gold going 3-1. I'll call them Goats because Cascade is too hard to spell. The Goats have a nice balance to their offense and a stingy defense. Bust out them paper bags, we made need em.
0-3-1 Andromeda Strain vs 3-1-0 Cleveland Horde
Pts scored Avg ...... 17 .. 19
Pts allowed Avg .... 36 .. 14
Passing Yards .. 385 .. 525
Rushing Yards .. 531 .. 500
Passing Tds ... .. .. 6 .. 3
Rushing Tds . .. 1 .. 8
Passing Attempts .. 25 .. 25
Rushing Attempts .. 46 .. 47
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 251 .. 65
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 106 .. 128
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 12 .. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 5 .. 4
Tackles ... 249 .. 201
Missed Tackles .. 13 .. 7
Sacks . . 5 .. 14
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 29 .. 20
Deflections . 14 .. 22
Cleveland Horde 38 This Horde team is for real. Only lost to the legends, ok well Short Bus. Cleveland looks like they could land a top 3 seed in the West this season. Better keep an eye on these guys, they're good. Andromeda Strain talked the talk and now is taking a walk, out of gold that is. Brutal stretch run coming up.
4-0-0 Requiem Revolver vs 2-2-0 Wood Village Whistle Pigs
Pts scored Avg ...... 19 .. 35
Pts allowed Avg .... 4 .. 11
Passing Yards .. 523 .. 276
Rushing Yards .. 553 .. 1196
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 2
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 16
Passing Attempts .. 17 .. 11
Rushing Attempts .. 49 .. 56
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 43 .. 110
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 99 .. 85
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 0 .. 4
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 1
Tackles ... 225 .. 216
Missed Tackles .. 14 .. 15
Sacks . . 13 .. 13
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 32 .. 28
Deflections . 27 .. 27
Requiem Revolver 6 Requim 4-0, how the hell that happen? Must have been holding back last season. In 4 games they have only given up 17 pts. Isnt this the same guy who runs AA defense? The Whistle pigs arent whistling no more. Have a tough stretch run coming up. Will the West be having bacon this season or will the pigs rise up?
1-3-0 Atlantic City Surf vs 4-0-0 Mississippi Mud Dogs
Pts scored Avg ...... 12 .. 32
Pts allowed Avg .... 16 .. 6
Passing Yards .. 516 .. 597
Rushing Yards .. 467 .. 992
Passing Tds ... .. .. 1 .. 4
Rushing Tds . .. 4 .. 13
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 20
Rushing Attempts .. 44 .. 59
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 96 .. 47
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 125 .. 100
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 2
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 3 .. 1
Tackles ... 219 .. 182
Missed Tackles .. 6 .. 12
Sacks . . 17 .. 22
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 25 .. 36
Deflections . 16 .. 23
Mississippi Mud Dogs 13 Muddogs switched sides because they knew they couldn't beat us, no but seriously, they switched because its the only way they would be 4-0 in Gold . AC Surf the tide has left and took the offense with it. The Surf are struggling like a surfer against a rip tide. Time to swim or drowned!
3-1-0 Lone Star Mercenaries vs 1-3-0 The Agency
Pts scored Avg ...... 36 .. 17
Pts allowed Avg .... 15 .. 27
Passing Yards .. 1020 .. 522
Rushing Yards .. 418 .. 297
Passing Tds ... .. .. 9 .. 4
Rushing Tds . .. 8 .. 2
Passing Attempts .. 36 .. 26
Rushing Attempts .. 35 .. 41
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 58 .. 202
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 129 .. 108
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 5 .. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 3 .. 2
Tackles ... 221 .. 252
Missed Tackles .. 27 .. 9
Sacks . . 29 .. 10
Interceptions . 1 .. 1
Hurries .. ... 43 .. 36
Deflections . 23 .. 24
Lone Star Mercenaries 9 Someone told the Agency that the champs were in town, they woke up and won one! Lone Star lost to the team The Agnecy beat, hmm interesting isnt it?
2-2-0 Tombstone Outlaws vs 1-3-0 Baltimore Gulls
Pts scored Avg ...... 27 .. 5
Pts allowed Avg .... 12 .. 12
Passing Yards .. 240 .. 244
Rushing Yards .. 878 .. 346
Passing Tds ... .. .. 1 .. 0
Rushing Tds . .. 13 .. 2
Passing Attempts .. 12 .. 15
Rushing Attempts .. 58 .. 35
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 47 .. 128
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 106 .. 128
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 0 .. 4
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 5 .. 3
Tackles ... 211 .. 275
Missed Tackles .. 25 .. 4
Sacks . . 25 .. 20
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 43 .. 28
Deflections . 44 .. 13
Tombstone Outlaws 10 What? Tombstone 2-2? Gold is really tough this season. Gulls play great ball just never on the W side
2-2-0 House of Krazees vs 0-4-0 Boston Minutemen
Pts scored Avg ...... 23 .. 10
Pts allowed Avg .... 21 .. 46
Passing Yards .. 505 .. 839
Rushing Yards .. 664 .. -141
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 5
Rushing Tds . .. 10 .. 0
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 44
Rushing Attempts .. 42 .. 24
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 116 .. 198
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 112 .. 190
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 4 .. 15
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 4 .. 7
Tackles ... 260 .. 261
Missed Tackles .. 11 .. 16
Sacks . . 10 .. 15
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 28 .. 33
Deflections . 17 .. 17
House of Krazees 35 House has lost 2 straight, they get a bye week this week to get over .500
0-3-1 The U! vs 3-1-0 Chicago 85' Bears
Pts scored Avg ...... 9 .. 22
Pts allowed Avg .... 38 .. 13
Passing Yards .. 768 .. 116
Rushing Yards .. 107 .. 888
Passing Tds ... .. .. 4 .. 2
Rushing Tds . .. 1 .. 8
Passing Attempts .. 33 .. 6
Rushing Attempts .. 35 .. 48
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 275 .. 127
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 157 .. 92
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 12 .. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 8 .. 2
Tackles ... 250 .. 263
Missed Tackles .. 52 .. 12
Sacks . . 5 .. 7
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 28 .. 21
Deflections . 22 .. 16
Chicago 85' Bears 28 I figured out what the U stands for, Means UGLY, welcome to Gold! Bears start off at 4-1!
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Script picks
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ...... 15 ........ 1 ........ 0.375 ........ 4-0...... Requiem Revolver
2.. ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-0...... Short Bus Window Lickers
3.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.375 ........ 4-0...... Fighting Gamecocks
4.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.125 ........ 4-0...... Mississippi Mud Dogs
5.. ...... 23 ........ 2 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-1...... The Insane Asylum
6.. ...... 16 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-1...... Cleveland Horde
7.. ...... 19 ........ 8 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Chicago 85' Bears
8.. ...... 12 ...... 16 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Copper 3 Legends
9.. ...... 21 ...... 10 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-1...... Deep South Baby Makers
10 ........ 1 ...... 13 ........ 0.375 ........ 3-1...... Lone Star Mercenaries
11 ........ 8 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-3...... The Agency
12 ........ 2 ...... 18 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-2...... Dharma Initiatives
13 ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Deep Throw It
14 ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... Tombstone Outlaws
15 ...... 10 ...... 20 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... CrackerTown Juniors
16 ........ 7 ...... 12 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-1...... Hobbittown Hairy Feet
17 ...... 18 ...... 23 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Hell's Demon Seed
18 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... House of Krazees
19 ........ 4 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 2-2...... Wood Village Whistle Pigs
20 ...... 20 ........ 5 ........ 0.250 ........ 3-1...... Cascade Surly Goats
20 ...... 28 ........ 6 ........ 0.875 ........ 1-3...... Baltimore Gulls
20 ...... 24 ...... 17 ........ 0.688 ........ 1-3...... Atlantic City Surf
20 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... New Orleans Pee Wees
24 ...... 22 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees
25 ...... 26 ...... 21 ........ 0.438 ........ 1-3...... Georgia Assault
26 ...... 27 ...... 31 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... Boston Minutemen
27 ...... 30 ...... 25 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... Traveling Wilburys
28 ........ 5 ...... 28 ........ 0.313 ........ 2-2...... Wambulance Academy
29 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.375 ........ 0-3-1.. The U!
30 ...... 25 ...... 30 ........ 0.438 ........ 0-3-1.. Andromeda Strain
31 ...... 31 ...... 27 ........ 0.625 ........ 0-4...... Texas Shorthorns
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.625 ........ 0-4...... Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
16 - 8 Requiem Revolver (4-0) def. Wood Village Whistle Pigs (2-2)
22 - 6 Mississippi Mud Dogs (4-0) def. Atlantic City Surf (1-3)
20 - 12 Cascade Surly Goats (3-1) def. New Orleans Pee Wees (1-3)
34 - 6 Chicago 85' Bears (3-1) def. The U! (0-3-1)
36 - 9 Cleveland Horde (3-1) def. Andromeda Strain (0-3-1)
38 - 18 Lone Star Mercenaries (3-1) def. The Agency (1-3)
14 - 6 Tombstone Outlaws (2-2) def. Baltimore Gulls (1-3)
44 - 12 House of Krazees (2-2) def. Boston Minutemen (0-4)
25 - 12 Fighting Gamecocks (4-0) def. Copper 3 Legends (3-1)
53 - 0 Short Bus Window Lickers (4-0) def. Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football (0-4)
29 - 18 Deep South Baby Makers (3-1) def. Wambulance Academy (2-2)
18 - 3 The Insane Asylum (3-1) def. Traveling Wilburys (0-4)
26 - 17 Hobbittown Hairy Feet (3-1) def. CrackerTown Juniors (2-2)
31 - 13 Deep Throw It (3-1) def. Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees (1-3)
46 - 3 Dharma Initiatives (2-2) def. Texas Shorthorns (0-4)
21 - 14 Hell's Demon Seed (2-2) def. Georgia Assault (1-3)
Pts scored Avg ...... 21 .. 2
Pts allowed Avg .... 15 .. 57
Passing Yards .. 962 .. 372
Rushing Yards .. 85 .. 133
Passing Tds ... .. .. 6 .. 0
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 0
Passing Attempts per/gm .. 43 .. 35
Rushing Attempts per/gm .. 24 .. 25
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 129 .. 246
Passing Yards allowed / Per game .. 73 .. 238
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 16
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 11
Tackles ... 267 .. 263
Missed Tackles .. 17 .. 78
Sacks . . 10 .. 4
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 35 .. 28
Deflections . 29 .. 15
Short Bus Window Lickers 21 Short Bus already played a season and its only week 4. Currently 21-0 and look great in scrimmages but look average vs the gold teams. However not many teams can say they throw the rock 60 times a game and rush for 10 and still win. Short Bus has the 2nd worst rushing total in the league but don't let that fool you, they can run the ball too. Tedds are somewhere in Montanna lost. Not only did they lose their offense, 7 points in 4 games, they have lost their defense as well. I expect they come back this week and make a statement.
3-1-0 Deep Throw It vs 1-3-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg ...... 25 .. 16
Pts allowed Avg .... 14 .. 27
Passing Yards .. 362 .. 492
Rushing Yards .. 711 .. 238
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 3
Rushing Tds . .. 9 .. 5
Passing Attempts .. 16 .. 24
Rushing Attempts .. 49 .. 34
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 110 .. 177
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 129 .. 159
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 3 .. 10
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 3 .. 5
Tackles ... 230 .. 264
Missed Tackles .. 28 .. 13
Sacks . . 14 .. 9
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 48 .. 22
Deflections . 29 .. 7
Deep Throw It 7 Deep Throw it is smart. They make you think they are going to throw deep only to run it down your throat. They ran to a 3-1 record and look set for the playoffs. They have a stingy defense and a great rushing attack. If they ever developed a deep throw it we be in trouble. Sacramento must of got the memo the season started already and they came to play vs Georgia picking up their first win. If they can keep playing defense and hold teams under 14 they really have a shot at the playoffs. Their 3 previous games they were handing out Tds to their opponents like it was old bread.
3-1-0 The Insane Asylum vs 0-4-0 Traveling Wilburys
Pts scored Avg ...... 16 .. 6
Pts allowed Avg .... 8 .. 27
Passing Yards .. 369 .. 623
Rushing Yards .. 562 .. 112
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 1
Rushing Tds . .. 4 .. 2
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 28
Rushing Attempts .. 47 .. 26
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 74 .. 182
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 97 .. 85
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 1 .. 9
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 2
Tackles ... 217 .. 266
Missed Tackles .. 15 .. 29
Sacks . . 14 .. 5
Interceptions . 1 .. 1
Hurries .. ... 37 .. 19
Deflections . 23 .. 8
The Insane Asylum 13 The Traveling Wilburys are traveling alright, right out of Gold. The Insane Asylum have won 3 straight games. Throw out that blow out loss in week 1 and they have looked great. The Asylum are always a playoff team and look to keep the trend going. Just a matter of what seed really. Travelin needs to run over to the Pharmacy and pick up some offense while they are there. They are going to need it this week.
2-2-0 Dharma Initiatives vs 0-4-0 Texas Shorthorns
Pts scored Avg ...... 32 .. 3
Pts allowed Avg .... 23 .. 31
Passing Yards .. 740 .. 388
Rushing Yards .. 527 .. 311
Passing Tds ... .. .. 8 .. 0
Rushing Tds . .. 8 .. 1
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 25
Rushing Attempts .. 47 .. 34
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 59 .. 187
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 186 .. 179
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 7
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 2 .. 8
Tackles ... 231 .. 250
Missed Tackles .. 8 .. 25
Sacks . . 20 .. 8
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 42 .. 25
Deflections . 23 .. 14
Dharma Initiatives 21 Whoa TT should be kicking himself. WTH were you thinking going for it on 4th and medium on your own 30? Yeah that spells trouble. Won't come down to that this week as they play the Texas ShortHorns. Those Horns must really be short because they keep falling way short of winning. Took them 4 games to finally score their first points. Dharma fixed their pass defense so that could spell more wins for them.
4-0-0 Fighting Gamecocks vs 3-1-0 Copper 3 Legends
Pts scored Avg ...... 32 .. 21
Pts allowed Avg .... 10 .. 16
Passing Yards .. 129 .. 202
Rushing Yards .. 924 .. 742
Passing Tds ... .. .. 2 .. 3
Rushing Tds . .. 11 .. 5
Passing Attempts .. 5 .. 13
Rushing Attempts .. 63 .. 46
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 33 .. 152
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 84 .. 87
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 1 .. 9
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 0
Tackles ... 194 .. 243
Missed Tackles .. 7 .. 22
Sacks . . 18 .. 19
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 32 .. 35
Deflections . 12 .. 15
Fighting Gamecocks 3 Great match up here. Gamecocks are off to their usual start. They have the leagues top offense right now (I thnk) Copper 3 Legends are making a name for themselves in Gold. Yep I taught him everything he knows. Ok not really but hey when ya play that good someone needs credit. They also beat the Champs so you can add that to their resume. Should be an exciting game. I gave this one to FG because they dont allow very many rushing yards and thats what Copper 3 does best.
2-2-0 Wambulance Academy vs 3-1-0 Deep South Baby Makers
Pts scored Avg ...... 36 .. 18
Pts allowed Avg .... 32 .. 13
Passing Yards .. 647 .. 487
Rushing Yards .. 579 .. 393
Passing Tds ... .. .. 7 .. 1
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 7
Passing Attempts .. 23 .. 22
Rushing Attempts .. 35 .. 36
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 148 .. 96
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 125 .. 131
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 2
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 6 .. 4
Tackles ... 263 .. 259
Missed Tackles .. 21 .. 24
Sacks . . 8 .. 9
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 35 .. 50
Deflections . 22 .. 35
Deep South Baby Makers 10 DSBM looked very impressive over Hairy Feet. They have a very nice pass defense and are holding the rushing yards down. Could be a real contender this season and give the top 3 a real run for their money. Wam finally broke off the losing streak, came against the Tedds though, who are the Tedds ya ask? Ah, some team that gives up 57 points a game. Wam has a great offense just lacks the stoppage on defense. Should be an entertaining game none the less
1-3-0 Georgia Assault vs 2-2-0 Hell's Demon Seed
Pts scored Avg ...... 14 .. 22
Pts allowed Avg .... 18 .. 23
Passing Yards .. 347 .. 642
Rushing Yards .. 649 .. 193
Passing Tds ... .. .. 0 .. 8
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 1
Passing Attempts .. 15 .. 22
Rushing Attempts .. 54 .. 24
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 81 .. 171
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 152 .. 143
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 5 .. 9
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 4 .. 1
Tackles ... 192 .. 298
Missed Tackles .. 12 .. 16
Sacks . . 13 .. 12
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 39 .. 45
Deflections . 28 .. 28
Georgia Assault 7 WTF happened to Georgia? Their team notes says " Georgia Assault, building better dots for a better tomorrow." They better start building better dots TODAY! Hell Demon seed has a nice airial assault. If they can play better defense they can really make some noise.
3-1-0 Hobbittown Hairy Feet vs 2-2-0 CrackerTown Juniors
Pts scored Avg ...... 34 .. 24
Pts allowed Avg .... 12 .. 17
Passing Yards .. 986 .. 279
Rushing Yards .. 540 .. 734
Passing Tds ... .. .. 8 .. 1
Rushing Tds . .. 10 .. 11
Passing Attempts .. 29 .. 15
Rushing Attempts .. 46 .. 50
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 59 .. 118
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 167 .. 92
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 3 .. 5
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 4 .. 1
Tackles ... 209 .. 231
Missed Tackles .. 14 .. 22
Sacks . . 10 .. 14
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 37 .. 24
Deflections . 41 .. 11
Hobbittown Hairy Feet 7 I wonder if Hairy Feet are in the way of the owners writing. I can't read a damn thing in the owners notes, looks jewberish. I can rad their record though which is impressive. I was starting to think they would be this seasons Georgia Assault. Then they lose to Deep South. Still have some work to do on defense. Crackertown. I just like saying Crackertown. There has to be a hidden joke in their somewhere. There is no joke they keep playing like their last 2 games they wont be seeing no playoffs.
3-1-0 Cascade Surly Goats vs 1-3-0 New Orleans Pee Wees
Pts scored Avg ...... 17 .. 23
Pts allowed Avg .... 9 .. 21
Passing Yards .. 545 .. 606
Rushing Yards .. 450 .. 387
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 4
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 4
Passing Attempts .. 21 .. 27
Rushing Attempts .. 38 .. 37
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 92 .. 114
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 132 .. 140
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 4 .. 6
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 0 .. 5
Tackles ... 243 .. 256
Missed Tackles .. 40 .. 32
Sacks . . 9 .. 9
Interceptions . 0 .. 1
Hurries .. ... 21 .. 18
Deflections . 24 .. 18
Cascade Surly Goats 13 I hear the fans are wearing paper bags at the New Orleans games, man that was embarrasing. Only win coming against the U. You will find out later what the U stands for. Meanwhile the Goats are making a name for themselves in Gold going 3-1. I'll call them Goats because Cascade is too hard to spell. The Goats have a nice balance to their offense and a stingy defense. Bust out them paper bags, we made need em.
0-3-1 Andromeda Strain vs 3-1-0 Cleveland Horde
Pts scored Avg ...... 17 .. 19
Pts allowed Avg .... 36 .. 14
Passing Yards .. 385 .. 525
Rushing Yards .. 531 .. 500
Passing Tds ... .. .. 6 .. 3
Rushing Tds . .. 1 .. 8
Passing Attempts .. 25 .. 25
Rushing Attempts .. 46 .. 47
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 251 .. 65
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 106 .. 128
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 12 .. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 5 .. 4
Tackles ... 249 .. 201
Missed Tackles .. 13 .. 7
Sacks . . 5 .. 14
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 29 .. 20
Deflections . 14 .. 22
Cleveland Horde 38 This Horde team is for real. Only lost to the legends, ok well Short Bus. Cleveland looks like they could land a top 3 seed in the West this season. Better keep an eye on these guys, they're good. Andromeda Strain talked the talk and now is taking a walk, out of gold that is. Brutal stretch run coming up.
4-0-0 Requiem Revolver vs 2-2-0 Wood Village Whistle Pigs
Pts scored Avg ...... 19 .. 35
Pts allowed Avg .... 4 .. 11
Passing Yards .. 523 .. 276
Rushing Yards .. 553 .. 1196
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 2
Rushing Tds . .. 5 .. 16
Passing Attempts .. 17 .. 11
Rushing Attempts .. 49 .. 56
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 43 .. 110
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 99 .. 85
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 0 .. 4
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 1 .. 1
Tackles ... 225 .. 216
Missed Tackles .. 14 .. 15
Sacks . . 13 .. 13
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 32 .. 28
Deflections . 27 .. 27
Requiem Revolver 6 Requim 4-0, how the hell that happen? Must have been holding back last season. In 4 games they have only given up 17 pts. Isnt this the same guy who runs AA defense? The Whistle pigs arent whistling no more. Have a tough stretch run coming up. Will the West be having bacon this season or will the pigs rise up?
1-3-0 Atlantic City Surf vs 4-0-0 Mississippi Mud Dogs
Pts scored Avg ...... 12 .. 32
Pts allowed Avg .... 16 .. 6
Passing Yards .. 516 .. 597
Rushing Yards .. 467 .. 992
Passing Tds ... .. .. 1 .. 4
Rushing Tds . .. 4 .. 13
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 20
Rushing Attempts .. 44 .. 59
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 96 .. 47
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 125 .. 100
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 6 .. 2
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 3 .. 1
Tackles ... 219 .. 182
Missed Tackles .. 6 .. 12
Sacks . . 17 .. 22
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 25 .. 36
Deflections . 16 .. 23
Mississippi Mud Dogs 13 Muddogs switched sides because they knew they couldn't beat us, no but seriously, they switched because its the only way they would be 4-0 in Gold . AC Surf the tide has left and took the offense with it. The Surf are struggling like a surfer against a rip tide. Time to swim or drowned!
3-1-0 Lone Star Mercenaries vs 1-3-0 The Agency
Pts scored Avg ...... 36 .. 17
Pts allowed Avg .... 15 .. 27
Passing Yards .. 1020 .. 522
Rushing Yards .. 418 .. 297
Passing Tds ... .. .. 9 .. 4
Rushing Tds . .. 8 .. 2
Passing Attempts .. 36 .. 26
Rushing Attempts .. 35 .. 41
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 58 .. 202
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 129 .. 108
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 5 .. 11
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 3 .. 2
Tackles ... 221 .. 252
Missed Tackles .. 27 .. 9
Sacks . . 29 .. 10
Interceptions . 1 .. 1
Hurries .. ... 43 .. 36
Deflections . 23 .. 24
Lone Star Mercenaries 9 Someone told the Agency that the champs were in town, they woke up and won one! Lone Star lost to the team The Agnecy beat, hmm interesting isnt it?
2-2-0 Tombstone Outlaws vs 1-3-0 Baltimore Gulls
Pts scored Avg ...... 27 .. 5
Pts allowed Avg .... 12 .. 12
Passing Yards .. 240 .. 244
Rushing Yards .. 878 .. 346
Passing Tds ... .. .. 1 .. 0
Rushing Tds . .. 13 .. 2
Passing Attempts .. 12 .. 15
Rushing Attempts .. 58 .. 35
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 47 .. 128
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 106 .. 128
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 0 .. 4
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 5 .. 3
Tackles ... 211 .. 275
Missed Tackles .. 25 .. 4
Sacks . . 25 .. 20
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 43 .. 28
Deflections . 44 .. 13
Tombstone Outlaws 10 What? Tombstone 2-2? Gold is really tough this season. Gulls play great ball just never on the W side
2-2-0 House of Krazees vs 0-4-0 Boston Minutemen
Pts scored Avg ...... 23 .. 10
Pts allowed Avg .... 21 .. 46
Passing Yards .. 505 .. 839
Rushing Yards .. 664 .. -141
Passing Tds ... .. .. 3 .. 5
Rushing Tds . .. 10 .. 0
Passing Attempts .. 18 .. 44
Rushing Attempts .. 42 .. 24
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 116 .. 198
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 112 .. 190
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 4 .. 15
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 4 .. 7
Tackles ... 260 .. 261
Missed Tackles .. 11 .. 16
Sacks . . 10 .. 15
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 28 .. 33
Deflections . 17 .. 17
House of Krazees 35 House has lost 2 straight, they get a bye week this week to get over .500
0-3-1 The U! vs 3-1-0 Chicago 85' Bears
Pts scored Avg ...... 9 .. 22
Pts allowed Avg .... 38 .. 13
Passing Yards .. 768 .. 116
Rushing Yards .. 107 .. 888
Passing Tds ... .. .. 4 .. 2
Rushing Tds . .. 1 .. 8
Passing Attempts .. 33 .. 6
Rushing Attempts .. 35 .. 48
Rushing Yards allowed / Per game .. 275 .. 127
Passing Yards allowed / Per Game .. 157 .. 92
Rushing Tds allowed / Total .... 12 .. 3
Passing Tds allowed / Total ..... 8 .. 2
Tackles ... 250 .. 263
Missed Tackles .. 52 .. 12
Sacks . . 5 .. 7
Interceptions . 0 .. 0
Hurries .. ... 28 .. 21
Deflections . 22 .. 16
Chicago 85' Bears 28 I figured out what the U stands for, Means UGLY, welcome to Gold! Bears start off at 4-1!
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Script picks
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ...... 15 ........ 1 ........ 0.375 ........ 4-0...... Requiem Revolver
2.. ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-0...... Short Bus Window Lickers
3.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.375 ........ 4-0...... Fighting Gamecocks
4.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.125 ........ 4-0...... Mississippi Mud Dogs
5.. ...... 23 ........ 2 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-1...... The Insane Asylum
6.. ...... 16 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-1...... Cleveland Horde
7.. ...... 19 ........ 8 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Chicago 85' Bears
8.. ...... 12 ...... 16 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Copper 3 Legends
9.. ...... 21 ...... 10 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-1...... Deep South Baby Makers
10 ........ 1 ...... 13 ........ 0.375 ........ 3-1...... Lone Star Mercenaries
11 ........ 8 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-3...... The Agency
12 ........ 2 ...... 18 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-2...... Dharma Initiatives
13 ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Deep Throw It
14 ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... Tombstone Outlaws
15 ...... 10 ...... 20 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... CrackerTown Juniors
16 ........ 7 ...... 12 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-1...... Hobbittown Hairy Feet
17 ...... 18 ...... 23 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Hell's Demon Seed
18 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... House of Krazees
19 ........ 4 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 2-2...... Wood Village Whistle Pigs
20 ...... 20 ........ 5 ........ 0.250 ........ 3-1...... Cascade Surly Goats
20 ...... 28 ........ 6 ........ 0.875 ........ 1-3...... Baltimore Gulls
20 ...... 24 ...... 17 ........ 0.688 ........ 1-3...... Atlantic City Surf
20 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... New Orleans Pee Wees
24 ...... 22 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees
25 ...... 26 ...... 21 ........ 0.438 ........ 1-3...... Georgia Assault
26 ...... 27 ...... 31 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... Boston Minutemen
27 ...... 30 ...... 25 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... Traveling Wilburys
28 ........ 5 ...... 28 ........ 0.313 ........ 2-2...... Wambulance Academy
29 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.375 ........ 0-3-1.. The U!
30 ...... 25 ...... 30 ........ 0.438 ........ 0-3-1.. Andromeda Strain
31 ...... 31 ...... 27 ........ 0.625 ........ 0-4...... Texas Shorthorns
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.625 ........ 0-4...... Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
16 - 8 Requiem Revolver (4-0) def. Wood Village Whistle Pigs (2-2)
22 - 6 Mississippi Mud Dogs (4-0) def. Atlantic City Surf (1-3)
20 - 12 Cascade Surly Goats (3-1) def. New Orleans Pee Wees (1-3)
34 - 6 Chicago 85' Bears (3-1) def. The U! (0-3-1)
36 - 9 Cleveland Horde (3-1) def. Andromeda Strain (0-3-1)
38 - 18 Lone Star Mercenaries (3-1) def. The Agency (1-3)
14 - 6 Tombstone Outlaws (2-2) def. Baltimore Gulls (1-3)
44 - 12 House of Krazees (2-2) def. Boston Minutemen (0-4)
25 - 12 Fighting Gamecocks (4-0) def. Copper 3 Legends (3-1)
53 - 0 Short Bus Window Lickers (4-0) def. Dyslexik Tedd's Monntana Clubb Football (0-4)
29 - 18 Deep South Baby Makers (3-1) def. Wambulance Academy (2-2)
18 - 3 The Insane Asylum (3-1) def. Traveling Wilburys (0-4)
26 - 17 Hobbittown Hairy Feet (3-1) def. CrackerTown Juniors (2-2)
31 - 13 Deep Throw It (3-1) def. Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees (1-3)
46 - 3 Dharma Initiatives (2-2) def. Texas Shorthorns (0-4)
21 - 14 Hell's Demon Seed (2-2) def. Georgia Assault (1-3)