*NOTE* THIS IS ONE OF MY PLAYERS. THIS HAS CONTENT WHICH COULD OFFEND YOU. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ THIS!
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Issac Holt was born on September 2nd 1983 by Torry Holt’s sister, Frieda. Holt is the son of two gay men, current superstars in the NFL, Issac Bruce and Torry Holt. One thing that is not certain is who his real father is. We can not determine if Mr.. Holt or Mr.. Bruce is the father because that information can not be released without the expressed written consent of Issac Holt. He does not want to find out because he really doesn’t care. Both are father figures in his life, and he was knee deep in tears when he found out his parents were gay. He doesn’t want to have any emotional problems during the season by finding out that neither are actually his biological father. Frieda has been known to sleep around, and one slip of the stick by any one of her male friends could have lead to her becoming pregnant. Mr. Bruce and Mr. Holt wanted to have a kid of their own, and asked Frieda a couple months before conception. At the beginning of Janurary, Janurary 3rd to be exact, Frieda forced them to make the decision. They were confused by the sudden pressure, but decided to do it anyways. One wonders if it was because she was already pregnant, and didn’t want anyone to find out that one of her male companions had already gotten her pregnant.
When Issac was 3 years old, he was shipped to his grandmothers house. Due to the pressure of being in the NFL, his fathers couldn’t spend enough quality time with him. They wanted Issac to grow up in a normal household, and the Bruce/Holt residence wasn’t cutting it. They thought the 40 some-odd posters of Michael Jordan in his underwear (posing for Fruit Of The Loom) were going to turn their son Issac into a bisexual or even worse, gay all together.
At the age of 8, Issac started kindergarten. One day Mr.s. Swerzynski (his teacher) called the Bruce/Holt residence and sounded pretty concerned. “What is it this time, bitch!” Mr.. Bruce yelled at the top of his lungs. “It better be pretty damn good. We have a game in 3 hours against the Arizona Cardinals and I can’t afford to miss Larry Fitzgerald’s trot onto the field.” Puzzled, Mr.s. Swerzynski told him that that might explain the current situation. In a calm voice Mr.s. Swerzynski said, “Mr.. Bruce, your son was holding hands with another boy in the class.” “What’s his name?” Mr.. Bruce yelled. His name turned out to be Kevin Jackson. Oddly enough, that is the son of Michael Jackson. Maybe he had a fetish for little boys too. They decided that it was probably best to just wait it out.
At the age of 14, young Holt entered high school. Up until this point there had been no other concerns since his preteen years. Holt was a strait C student who had no problems picking up chicks. He was a star receiver on the high school football team, he was a member of the debate team. His freshman year he was good enough to play on the JV team, and helped them to an 8-2 overall record. When it came time for him to pick a spring sport, everyone thought he would choose track or maybe baseball. To everyone’s surprise he chose cheerleading. His fathers didn’t really care at this point. They were too busy talking about and receiving balls. You can twist and turn that fact around as you want. But, we all know what you’re thinking. Only 2 weeks into the start of the spring cheerleading season, Holt was kicked off the squad because he reached his hand up one of the cheerleaders skirt while they were doing some sort of weird pyramid. He claims it was an accident, but at that age accidents of that nature just don’t happen. But, when his parents found out, they were felt relieved. Perhaps he wouldn’t turn out like his fathers.
In the Summer of 2003, Issac Holt was offered a spot on the varsity football team as the #1 receiver. His coach giggled and said “Just don’t be that type of receiver, we have enough fags on the team already.” Disgruntled, Holt replied “Screw you coach. Just because my fathers were like that doesn’t mean I’m going to be that way.” Coach apologized and went on his way.
Over the course of the regular season, Holt’s team went 9-1. He finished the season with 112 receptions, 1304 yards, and 26 touchdowns en route to being an all-state WR. Unfortunately, Holt’s team lost in the first round of the playoffs to the best team in the state. Once his season was over, Holt committed to the Missouri Tigers, where he red shirted the first season, was injured the second season, and then came out fired up. In his RS Sophomore year, Holt was ranked #6 in the Big XII in receiving yards (865) and #8 in receptions (78). In his Junior year, holt had another minor setback as he broke his collar bone jumping after a FS landed on him after hauling in a catch. His Senior year was the breakout year he was hoping for. He lead the Big XII in yards, receptions, TDs, punt return yards, and was #5 in kick return yards. Holt was drafted #1 overall in the 2008 season 2 draft by Cruzi’s Riga Hounds. He lead the team in receptions with 70, and receiving yards with 675.
Holt will soon be wed to Scarlet Genevie, a hot prostitute he met while taking a trip to Italy after the Hellhounds won their conference. The next chapter of his life will be released at the end of the 2008 season 3 championships.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=183064
Issac Holt was born on September 2nd 1983 by Torry Holt’s sister, Frieda. Holt is the son of two gay men, current superstars in the NFL, Issac Bruce and Torry Holt. One thing that is not certain is who his real father is. We can not determine if Mr.. Holt or Mr.. Bruce is the father because that information can not be released without the expressed written consent of Issac Holt. He does not want to find out because he really doesn’t care. Both are father figures in his life, and he was knee deep in tears when he found out his parents were gay. He doesn’t want to have any emotional problems during the season by finding out that neither are actually his biological father. Frieda has been known to sleep around, and one slip of the stick by any one of her male friends could have lead to her becoming pregnant. Mr. Bruce and Mr. Holt wanted to have a kid of their own, and asked Frieda a couple months before conception. At the beginning of Janurary, Janurary 3rd to be exact, Frieda forced them to make the decision. They were confused by the sudden pressure, but decided to do it anyways. One wonders if it was because she was already pregnant, and didn’t want anyone to find out that one of her male companions had already gotten her pregnant.
When Issac was 3 years old, he was shipped to his grandmothers house. Due to the pressure of being in the NFL, his fathers couldn’t spend enough quality time with him. They wanted Issac to grow up in a normal household, and the Bruce/Holt residence wasn’t cutting it. They thought the 40 some-odd posters of Michael Jordan in his underwear (posing for Fruit Of The Loom) were going to turn their son Issac into a bisexual or even worse, gay all together.
At the age of 8, Issac started kindergarten. One day Mr.s. Swerzynski (his teacher) called the Bruce/Holt residence and sounded pretty concerned. “What is it this time, bitch!” Mr.. Bruce yelled at the top of his lungs. “It better be pretty damn good. We have a game in 3 hours against the Arizona Cardinals and I can’t afford to miss Larry Fitzgerald’s trot onto the field.” Puzzled, Mr.s. Swerzynski told him that that might explain the current situation. In a calm voice Mr.s. Swerzynski said, “Mr.. Bruce, your son was holding hands with another boy in the class.” “What’s his name?” Mr.. Bruce yelled. His name turned out to be Kevin Jackson. Oddly enough, that is the son of Michael Jackson. Maybe he had a fetish for little boys too. They decided that it was probably best to just wait it out.
At the age of 14, young Holt entered high school. Up until this point there had been no other concerns since his preteen years. Holt was a strait C student who had no problems picking up chicks. He was a star receiver on the high school football team, he was a member of the debate team. His freshman year he was good enough to play on the JV team, and helped them to an 8-2 overall record. When it came time for him to pick a spring sport, everyone thought he would choose track or maybe baseball. To everyone’s surprise he chose cheerleading. His fathers didn’t really care at this point. They were too busy talking about and receiving balls. You can twist and turn that fact around as you want. But, we all know what you’re thinking. Only 2 weeks into the start of the spring cheerleading season, Holt was kicked off the squad because he reached his hand up one of the cheerleaders skirt while they were doing some sort of weird pyramid. He claims it was an accident, but at that age accidents of that nature just don’t happen. But, when his parents found out, they were felt relieved. Perhaps he wouldn’t turn out like his fathers.
In the Summer of 2003, Issac Holt was offered a spot on the varsity football team as the #1 receiver. His coach giggled and said “Just don’t be that type of receiver, we have enough fags on the team already.” Disgruntled, Holt replied “Screw you coach. Just because my fathers were like that doesn’t mean I’m going to be that way.” Coach apologized and went on his way.
Over the course of the regular season, Holt’s team went 9-1. He finished the season with 112 receptions, 1304 yards, and 26 touchdowns en route to being an all-state WR. Unfortunately, Holt’s team lost in the first round of the playoffs to the best team in the state. Once his season was over, Holt committed to the Missouri Tigers, where he red shirted the first season, was injured the second season, and then came out fired up. In his RS Sophomore year, Holt was ranked #6 in the Big XII in receiving yards (865) and #8 in receptions (78). In his Junior year, holt had another minor setback as he broke his collar bone jumping after a FS landed on him after hauling in a catch. His Senior year was the breakout year he was hoping for. He lead the Big XII in yards, receptions, TDs, punt return yards, and was #5 in kick return yards. Holt was drafted #1 overall in the 2008 season 2 draft by Cruzi’s Riga Hounds. He lead the team in receptions with 70, and receiving yards with 675.
Holt will soon be wed to Scarlet Genevie, a hot prostitute he met while taking a trip to Italy after the Hellhounds won their conference. The next chapter of his life will be released at the end of the 2008 season 3 championships.
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