Offseason is starting so why not start a lol thread for a few weeks for us non playoff middle class guys.
Look out guys ! This could happen to you !
Subject:NEW SCAM
I was a target and this is not funny . . .
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.
Here's how the scam works: As you come out of Home Depot, two seriously
good-looking 22-23 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead they ask you for a
ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the
way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front
seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, three
times last Thursday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell
your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones
for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to
Home Depot.
Look out guys ! This could happen to you !
Subject:NEW SCAM
I was a target and this is not funny . . .
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.
Here's how the scam works: As you come out of Home Depot, two seriously
good-looking 22-23 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead they ask you for a
ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the
way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front
seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, three
times last Thursday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell
your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones
for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to
Home Depot.
really??!
