Well, that completely sucked. I was 90% done with my Rd#2 playoff predictions post, and my computer froze on me and I lost my entire post. It was one of my best too. If I ever see Bill Gates in person, I am going to walk up to him, and punch him right in the face. So, now I am re-doing the damn thing, of course it won't be as good, cuz I am pissed off, and irritated. I went 7-1 last week, thanx to the Tarheels for beating the Reapers, and ruining my perfect record. The Reapers needed more cowbell -- http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-more-cowbell.html -- Walken is crazy, and odd as hell, but I love that guy.
Game #1 -- Buccs vs Tampa Bay. Regular season game was 51-3 Buccs. I predict a much different result this time, 49-7 Buccs. Okay, so it is not that much different, sue me, I am bent right now. I had a really funny anecdote inserted here last time I wrote this post, about 20 minutes ago. Now it is no longer funny, and I don't feel like typing it again. Just know that it was really cool, and would have made you chuckle a bit. Here is a brief summary - diner, food, smart-ass remark, spit or no spit, worth every penny.
Game #2 -- Blood Leopards v Chile Hot Dogs. 65-7 Leopards win in the regular season. Leopards win this time 97-0. NOTE TO ALL -- CHECK OUT THE LEOPARDS LEAGUE LEVEL NOW!! Here is your league champ, sorry KCDDs, Buccs, Buckeyes, but yall are playing for 2nd place -- no joke here guys, the Leopards are going to roll. Ummm, note to Blood Leopards owner, I have a "friend" who is a really good, active, funny, smart, and talented agent who may be interested in joining your team/org, PM me for more info.
Game 3 -- Atlantis vs Duluth. 27-9 in the regular season in favor of the Riders of the Storm. I think it will be a lot closer, but Atlantis wins 24-17. In regards to a very important question I raised earlier, I have now finished my research. I give you the Inuit women of Duluth: exhibit A -- http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5niJrpQGi8w/SrDh7BQNn-I/AAAAAAAAAVw/40ktO9NqIH4/s320/Inuit+women.jpg and here is exhibit B -- http://www65.statcan.gc.ca/acyb05/acyb05-07/img/acyb05-07_0004.jpg I now can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that Eskimo women are smoking hot, and I need to travel north and visit Eskimoan settlements so I can get me a piece of that. Mmmm good. Who knew?
Game #4 -- KCDD vs Brussels Buckeyes. Regular season game was 13-3 KCDD. Wow, I think these two teams need to just take it outside, behind the barn, and duke it out. After that, maybe they will have settled their differences and be best buds from here on out -- give each other a man hug will ya?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUdWApwbudQ OR NOT. I am not sure who to pick in this game, both teams really want to win this one, so each team is going to game plan like SOBs. The problem with that is, what if they over think it, and completely "F" themselves. If you are not sure what "F" means, here is the definition -- not for kids!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk Okay, here goes -- follow the next link to see who I think wins this epic match-up, by a final score of 17-13. http://hubpages.com/hub/Breast_Wars__the_best_and_the_worst_breasts_in_the_business
Jeremy is out, and still bent, even though he had to do a lot of research on hot Inuit women and DDs to create this post, which under normal circumstances would make Jeremy happy.
Game #1 -- Buccs vs Tampa Bay. Regular season game was 51-3 Buccs. I predict a much different result this time, 49-7 Buccs. Okay, so it is not that much different, sue me, I am bent right now. I had a really funny anecdote inserted here last time I wrote this post, about 20 minutes ago. Now it is no longer funny, and I don't feel like typing it again. Just know that it was really cool, and would have made you chuckle a bit. Here is a brief summary - diner, food, smart-ass remark, spit or no spit, worth every penny.
Game #2 -- Blood Leopards v Chile Hot Dogs. 65-7 Leopards win in the regular season. Leopards win this time 97-0. NOTE TO ALL -- CHECK OUT THE LEOPARDS LEAGUE LEVEL NOW!! Here is your league champ, sorry KCDDs, Buccs, Buckeyes, but yall are playing for 2nd place -- no joke here guys, the Leopards are going to roll. Ummm, note to Blood Leopards owner, I have a "friend" who is a really good, active, funny, smart, and talented agent who may be interested in joining your team/org, PM me for more info.
Game 3 -- Atlantis vs Duluth. 27-9 in the regular season in favor of the Riders of the Storm. I think it will be a lot closer, but Atlantis wins 24-17. In regards to a very important question I raised earlier, I have now finished my research. I give you the Inuit women of Duluth: exhibit A -- http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5niJrpQGi8w/SrDh7BQNn-I/AAAAAAAAAVw/40ktO9NqIH4/s320/Inuit+women.jpg and here is exhibit B -- http://www65.statcan.gc.ca/acyb05/acyb05-07/img/acyb05-07_0004.jpg I now can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that Eskimo women are smoking hot, and I need to travel north and visit Eskimoan settlements so I can get me a piece of that. Mmmm good. Who knew?
Game #4 -- KCDD vs Brussels Buckeyes. Regular season game was 13-3 KCDD. Wow, I think these two teams need to just take it outside, behind the barn, and duke it out. After that, maybe they will have settled their differences and be best buds from here on out -- give each other a man hug will ya?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUdWApwbudQ OR NOT. I am not sure who to pick in this game, both teams really want to win this one, so each team is going to game plan like SOBs. The problem with that is, what if they over think it, and completely "F" themselves. If you are not sure what "F" means, here is the definition -- not for kids!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk Okay, here goes -- follow the next link to see who I think wins this epic match-up, by a final score of 17-13. http://hubpages.com/hub/Breast_Wars__the_best_and_the_worst_breasts_in_the_business
Jeremy is out, and still bent, even though he had to do a lot of research on hot Inuit women and DDs to create this post, which under normal circumstances would make Jeremy happy.
Edited by UCLA Jeremy on Mar 13, 2010 00:28:12
